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Brainstorming

Brainstorming, as a clever linguistic phenomenon, has attracted the attention of linguists. The following is a brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Brainstorming (1)

1. What can live if you give it food and die if you give it water? who is it? Answer: fire.

2. What was the highest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered? Answer: Mount Everest.

3. What two things have you never eaten for breakfast? Answer: lunch and dinner.

4. Did the rooster wake up the sun or did the sun wake up the company? Answer: The rooster wakes the sun (the sun doesn't crow).

There is a colorful penguin in the world! Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Answer: Really (Tencent QQ)

6. Why does everyone say that kittens eat human flesh and don't spit bones? Answer: He ate a noodle man.

7. What is full of loopholes, but it still stands? Answer: Sponge.

8. Whether they wear hats or not, they will put them aside in any case. A: When the barber cuts his hair.

9. What should I pay attention to during the exam? Answer: invigilator.

10. Xiao Wang is a good soldier While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: aim.

1 1. Jack runs fastest. Why did the director punish him for cleaning the toilet? Answer: Jack is a soldier. He runs fastest.

Yes 12. There are 100 birds in the tree. How can we catch them all at once without hurting them? Answer: shoot them with a camera.

13. A ewe and a lamb are eating grass. An old wolf came and took the ewe away, and the lamb obediently followed. What is the answer? The lamb is in the ewe's belly.

14. Who has longer legs in Jin Mu? Answer: fire (ham sausage)

Brainstorming (2)

1. Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? A: Because they have just made the Long March, because they have made the Long March.

2. What letter is an animal? Which letter is an animal? Answer: B (bee)

3. Which letter stands for the ocean? Key: which letter of C (sea) is located by the sea? Answer: C (sea)

4. What letter is a problem? Which letter is a question? Answer: Yes (why)

5. What letter are your eyes? Which letter is your eye? Answer: I (eyes)

6. What letter is a vegetable? Which letter is the vegetable answer: P(pea) pea.

7. What is hot even in the refrigerator? What is hot even in the refrigerator? Answer: Chili.

8. What fruit never appears alone? What fruit will never be singular? Answer: pear (pear) because pear and pair are pronounced the same.

9. Which hand do you write with? Key: No, I used a pen! Which hand do you write with? Answer: No, I use a pen.

10. Who can't live in a house? Who can't live in a house? Answer: Snowman (Snowman)

1 1. What never asks questions but gets many answers? What never asks questions but gets many answers? Answer: dictionary.

12. What question can you never answer "Yes"? What question can you never answer "yes"? Answer: Are you dead? Are you dead? ) Are you asleep? Are you asleep? )

13. You got it. You read it. There are some pictures in it? You own it. You can read it. There are some pictures in it. What is this? Answer: Books.

14. The mouse has a big pocket. What is this? A mouse has a big bag. What is this? Answer: A kangaroo (kangaroo)

Brainstorming (3)

1.8 digits? 8? How to make it equal to 1000? Answer: 8+8+8+88+888

2. Xiao Qiang was only 6 points short of passing math, and Xiaoming was only 6 points short of passing math, but Xiaoming and Xiao Qiang got different scores. Why? Answer: One is 54 points and the other is 0 points.

A well is 7 meters deep, and a snail climbs up from the bottom of the well, climbing 3 meters during the day and falling 2 meters at night. How many days does it take for a snail to climb out of the well? A: Five days.

Someone bought a toy with 19 quick money and sold it for 20 quick money. He didn't think it was worthwhile, so he spent 2 1 quick money to buy it and 22 quick money to sell it. How much did you earn? Answer: 2 yuan.

5. 100 steamed stuffed bun, 100 people to eat, 1 adults to eat three, three children to eat 1 one, how many adults and how many children can just finish it? Answer: 25 adults and 75 children.

6. Xiao Wang went to the Internet cafe to open a membership card and asked for 20 yuan. Xiao Wang didn't find any change, so he gave the stationmaster a 50 yuan bill. The stationmaster asked 30 yuan to give the little queen, and Xiao Wang gave 20 yuan's change. After giving it to the stationmaster 20 yuan, the stationmaster returned the former 50 yuan to him. Who lost? Answer: The webmaster lost 30 yuan.

7. Every 1 minute, 1 gun is fired, and how many shots are fired every 10 minute? Answer: 1 1 gun

8. The number without the first number is 13, and the number without the last number is 40. What's the number, please Answer: Forty-three

9. 1 2 meter long rope tied 1 puppy to the trunk. Although the puppy greedily looks at the L bones 2. 1 m away from it, it can't reach them. Excuse me, how should a puppy grasp a bone? Answer: Turn around and grab it with your hind legs.

10. Heavy smoker A smokes 50 cigarettes a day, while heavy smoker B smokes 10 cigarettes a day. Five years later, smoker B smoked more cigarettes than smoker A. Why? A: Heavy smoker A smoked too much and died young.

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