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Students must have heard the story of fox and crow. If you were a crow, what would you do?

One day, a little fox was hungry and found a crow in the tree with a piece of meat in its mouth. The fox wanted to eat it very much and began to rack his brains to think of various ways. The fox said to the crow, Brother Crow, I heard that you have a good voice. After hearing this, the crow was very happy and began to sing. As soon as he spoke, the meat fell, and the fox ran away with the meat in his mouth, and the crow was fascinated. However, he was not angry at all. He just thinks foxes are like this. If you want to eat meat, just tell me. I'll give it to you. Just a piece of meat. In other words, I don't want to eat meat these days. I'm thinking of giving it to a neighbor with meat in his mouth. As a result, I met a fox and gave it to you. As a result, you asked me to sing, and I sang. I thought you were always full and preoccupied, and you really wanted to sing to amuse you. Sure, I'd love to. It turns out that this is an attempt to calculate the meat in my mouth. That's interesting. Say what you want to say. There's no need to beat around the bush. Aren't you tired? Everyone praises you for your cleverness. You are so clever. Thinking of this, the crow suddenly thought the fox was funny and wanted to see what he was up to. There is a lot of meat left. Ok, try another piece tomorrow. Look at the fox again. He got the meat, ate it happily, wiped his mouth and laughed at the SB crow. That's stupid. You can try again tomorrow. But she had to think of other good ways, so she tossed and turned, simulated various assumptions, used all kinds of psychology and biology she had studied all her life, and finally came up with another good way to sleep peacefully. The next day, when the fox came out of the hole, he found that the crow was so stupid that he still had meat in his mouth. The fox said, Brother Crow, that was really yesterday. Unfortunately, I didn't suddenly hear my brother's voice at home. Why don't we sing together today? Let's sing a love song duet. I'll start. So the fox began to sing. Brother, you are walking on the shore ... Not only singing, but also the fox wagging its tail and jumping. The crow is indifferent, but he thinks that if we wait, there must be something good to see. Sure enough, the fox found that the crow didn't respond, thinking that the buddy had learned a lot and changed his tactics, so he sat down and began to play the clown. But he found that he couldn't attract the crow's attention, so he sat down to tell a joke, and the crow didn't respond. So the fox began to praise the crow and praised it dozens of times, but there was no response. The fox got angry and began to scold the crow. After 18 generations of ancestors, crows still didn't respond. After hours of tossing and turning, it became like this. At this time, the crow finally spoke, smiled and lost the meat. When the fox saw the meat, he quickly grabbed it and ran to the hole. The crow stopped with a smile and said with a sigh, the organ is actually meat, so why bother?