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A composition about a star story.
On the first day of the college entrance examination, the Chinese examination has just ended, and the composition propositions of the college entrance examination in various regions have also been announced one after another. Interestingly, like middle school students, many stars who have struggled in the examination room miss the days of their college entrance examination. If you want to imitate the composition of Shanghai college entrance examination like the black dragon, you must cross this hurdle. Yan Kuan wrote a drizzle on a spring night. Singer Yang and online celebrity Sister Furong are even more "different". Yang wrote the composition of the college entrance examination as a love letter similar to "Rats love rice" and showed his love to his girlfriend. Sister Furong's composition of Tianjin College Entrance Examination-There is a sentence on her lips continues her usual style, which is extremely flamboyant, narrow-minded and extreme. "Clear water hibiscus, pure and spotless". It's ironic that "Super Girl" He Jie changed the essay topic "I've been talking about losing weight" into "I've been talking about losing weight". This has caused great repercussions among netizens. Many netizens have worked as marking teachers for stars and pointed out many even low-level mistakes to them. For example, Yan Kuan mistakenly turned Du Fu's famous poem "Delighting in Rain on a Spring Night" into a drizzle on a spring night. Black Dragon's composition was accused of lacking basic knowledge of nature, He Jie's composition was ridiculed by netizens as a running account, Sister Furong's masterpiece was full of murderous words, and even the famous writer Ye Yonglie's composition was evaluated as ordinary by netizens, and there was no feeling of being "unconventional". Some people even pointed out that this is "the meaning of drunkenness is not in wine", but a behavior that stars are used to-hype. Instead of composing music for poetry, stars use "poetry" to revive their souls. The stars attracted their attention and showed their "talent" through the composition of the college entrance examination. Whether they win scolding or cheering, they have become "the stars of the audience" again. The college entrance examination composition has become a show for these stars and a carrier for them to improve their social status again. This exposes the hypocrisy and affectation of the stars and the pallor of their cultural background. Look at these generous speeches, how powerful they are. Is it wrong for a star to write an article that causes so much criticism? I admit that some stars lack cultural background and are hypocritical. When writing this, it may be "drunk with wine". But stars, as ordinary people, can write these college entrance examination compositions. The so-called college entrance examination composition is not sacred. He has not been shelved. Anyone who can read can write a composition for college entrance examination. Han Han once criticized the composition of the college entrance examination as stupid, which is not unreasonable. Look at the propositions in the composition of the college entrance examination. Topics such as "Spring Rain", "Homesickness" and "Sky" just look silly. This answer is too far from the point, but I am not attacking the composition topic of the college entrance examination today. I just want to say that the college entrance examination is the focus of the year, and its composition topic is what everyone wants to try. Don't you have the urge to write when you see such a composition topic? That's what stars do. They don't have many ideas. Of course, some stars write strange articles, but this is not a serious eight-part essay in the examination room. Why not write funny entertainment? Some articles will make some low-level mistakes, but why should they be so demanding? No matter how clever a person is, he may lose even if he thinks carefully, not to mention many stars who don't go to school very much. Stars are people, too. They are just like us ordinary people, but under the dazzling aura of stars, any mistakes may be magnified a hundred times. Their shortcomings also exist in us ordinary people. They may lack the so-called cultural background, but how many people who take the college entrance examination have cultural background? Cultural heritage is a big hat. Do you have a high academic record and a high cultural background if you study more? I don't think anyone dares to make such an absolute definition. However, stars go to school less and study badly, but in such a special industry, what's the use of having so much knowledge? After all, stars are used for entertainment, but they also need respect. Many people see that the composition is written by a star, and may use some cliches to deny the star's composition instead of reading it; No matter how well this article is written, he will find fault in eggs. In short, the stars just want to do this for nothing! But the words came, through the star effect, let more people pay attention to the college entrance examination and the composition of the college entrance examination. Isn't that a good thing?
ののの Star with Goods Composition
I've done thousands of live broadcasts, and it's the first time to broadcast live video. To be honest, we are a little worried. "On the evening of April 6th, Li Jiaqi Live Room welcomed the first live guest with video connection. This guest is none other than Zhu Guangquan, the host known as "CCTV Duan Zishou". This is a public service live broadcast of "Thank you for spelling the bill for Hubei" jointly launched by CCTV News and Li Jiaqi. Due to the epidemic situation, Zhu Guangquan and Li Jiaqi, who were scheduled to appear in the same box, chose online connection to bring goods.
In the live broadcast of 130 minutes, Zhu Guangquan's painting style is unique. He can not only shout out "My God" and "Buy it", but also quote classics like jingles. Li Jiaqi always speaks at an amazing speed and is touching. In front of the camera, they nervously recommended Regan Noodles, Lotus Root and other 17 Hubei products. Live shopping is not unfamiliar to many people, but it has not yet become the "default option" for daily shopping. This magical night allows more users to flood into the live broadcast room and enjoy on-site shopping; It also allows more entrepreneurs and entrepreneurs to put down "look down", cross "don't understand" and move towards it. This night is like a kaleidoscope of the live broadcast industry, reflecting past lives, ups and downs, pros and cons, future trends and other aspects, causing observers inside and outside the industry to set up microscopes and think step by step. Live broadcast is only an entrance to show products, and the feeling and experience of users after receiving goods is the key to truly test "live broadcast with goods". Relying on the e-commerce platform, "live broadcast" has a mature trust relationship, but relying on the launching behavior of network celebrity anchors, there are still many problems: some network celebrity anchors dare to speak for a product without using it at all; Some anchors are suspected of exaggerating publicity and marketing, "famous products" have become fakes, and "good goods" have become "parallel imports", misleading many consumers; Some network celebrity anchors bypass the platform for peer-to-peer transactions and move the transactions to "under the desktop", resulting in consumers having nowhere to defend their rights and after-sales ... Without solving these problems, "live broadcast with goods" can only be a transaction, and it is impossible to form a closed loop. Under the collective carnival, it is an opportunity for collective reflection and promotes the benign development of the industry. Live broadcast with goods not only tests whether merchants can cultivate all-round talents who are plastic, talented and can sell goods, but also tests the ability of traffic operation and supply chain management. From another perspective, the live streaming economy can never be equated with the network celebrity economy. With the increasing cost of traffic acquisition, how to do a good job of traffic conversion and how to do a good job of supply and demand docking may be more critical than building online celebrities.
(3) composition about the difficult story behind the stars
Unconsciously, Yang Mi grew up. Guo Xiang's naivety in the new version of The Condor Heroes is still in sight, and now she has become the heroine of many plays. A few days ago, Detective ...
Unconsciously, Yang Mi grew up. Guo Xiang's naivety in the new version of The Condor Heroes is still in sight, and now she has become the heroine of many plays. The prequel of Di Renjie, which was hit a few days ago, has become independent of the world. On the day of shooting, Yang Mi was late. She rushed into the studio and said seven or eight "sorry" in a row, so guilty that she was about to cry. "Sorry, sorry! It took you so long to wait for me. " Afterwards, we learned that the reason for being late was a big car accident on the road. But Yang Mi didn't emphasize the reason too much, even the red mark on the bridge of the nose was just an understatement. Better smell her in the air.
In fact, their car was badly hit. When a group of people were trapped in the middle of the road, it rained so hard that even the double lights could not be turned on. Some people were already crying, but Yang Mi was particularly calm. She said to her assistant, "You must call me another car. Hurry up, because there is still work waiting for me."
"I haven't felt like a child for a long time. In the past, when you were young and ignorant, people would forgive you for being a child when you made mistakes, but now you have grown up and have to take some responsibility for what you have done. " Yang Mi, sitting in front of the makeup mirror, whispered to us.
An hour later, Yang Mi, who took photos in front of the camera, seemed to have completely forgotten the adventure on the road. She danced briskly, again and again, with the unique heat of this era, doing her best.
Yang Mi is a "simple" and direct person, likes and dislikes are written on her face, and she will tell the good and bad. But if you observe, she is very close to the people around her. In the face of assistants and friends, a trusting and sincere smile often appears on his face.
"I wasn't like this before." Yang Mi told us bluntly. "I used to be very bad to the people around me and didn't respect the people I worked with. I think you should serve me. Even though you know you made a mistake, you don't apologize. You love to accept or not. "
Such a character is of course vulnerable. After the broadcast of The Condor Heroes, she didn't care much about filming, because she thought "success" was easy. Yang Mi once performed a play with an old actor. She was absent-minded when she spoke and was still playing with others. The old actor said sternly to her, "I tell you, if you don't take it so seriously in the future, I will never act with you again!" " At that time, Yang Mi still felt very wronged. "I wonder why people so old care about me. I am still young. Why do you say that about me? You bully children. "
Looking back on it now, Yang Mi knows that he was wrong. "If there is a chance to see him again, I must say I'm sorry! However, some things you did wrong, some people you hurt, not to say' I'm sorry' can make up for ... "
It may be an easy mistake for successful young people not to cherish the people around them and everything they get. But today's Yang Mi has learned to reflect sincerely. "Because you know you are wrong, it won't happen again."
Let you see the real me.
"In the entertainment circle, actors who don't wear masks are easy to suffer ..." When this sentence came out, Yang Mi was laughing: "You are talking about me!" The little girl knows what posture she should have in the entertainment circle: "Yes, I am a real person. I don't like beating around the bush and I won't please people. I'm not so selfless as to say' I'm not afraid of losing money'. I just think it's more important to be a man in my own way-not to cater to the imagination of this circle or most people. "
When I was a child, Yang Mi had idols. When I became an actor, I had the opportunity to meet him and found that he was not what I expected, so I was disappointed after seeing him. Yang Mi learned from that incident that it is important to be a real person. "If one day I accidentally become someone else's idol, I want to say, what is my life like? When you contact me, I will let you see the real me." Of course, this "I" has also been constantly revised by Yang Mi: film harder, charge better, and make my heart stronger and more tolerant.
Regarding the future, Yang Mi said, "As an actor, your future can't be decided by hard work. There are elements of luck and interpersonal relationships. If there is no advantage of others, I will be independent and try my best to exert my greatest energy. "
"Will you always be an actor?" Hearing this question, Yang Mi smiled: "I don't know yet. I haven't finished watching the actors. Let me finish it. "
The Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man 3, which was shot in Hengdian in full swing, finally ushered in the kissing scene between Jing Tian and Xue Jian. But this kissing scene made Hugh and Yang Mi complain bitterly, because it was not a romantic and beautiful route, and countless people were watching. According to the needs of the plot, the two people collided in a panic and had to hold their breath and stick together tightly, which was really helpless. As a result of filming this "kissing scene", Yang Mi's nose was bleeding, and her partner Hugh looked embarrassed, which led Lin Zicong, a cold-faced comedian next to her, to say, don't blame me for laughing in the future.
I kissed Hugh Yang Mi years ago, and it was still embarrassing. Although as early as four years ago, in a lonely studio, Hugh Yang Mi was already kissing underwater. At that time, they held their breath. After four years, they joined hands again in Xianjian No.3 Middle School to hold their breath and had to shoot the first kiss scene with the theme of "bump into". On the day of shooting, dozens of extras played "poisonous people" at the scene. Hugh Yang Mi looked relaxed at first, and seemed to hit the right position, but after the first shot, Yang Mi suddenly shouted, "Oh, my nose is bleeding!" " Tears also fell, and Hugh jumped out of the room, embarrassed: "I didn't meet it, I borrowed it!" " It turned out that Hugh, who was experienced in acting, began to feel embarrassed when he saw so many people watching, so he wanted to borrow a seat to end the filming. Unexpectedly, I bumped into Yang Mi's nose and was still bleeding.
But fortunately, the two have a tacit understanding in the long-term shooting. After a short rest, they continued to shoot, and then took the opportunity to shoot more than a dozen, kissing hard, but finally successfully completed the task. Lin Zicong couldn't help laughing at their performance, saying that he had never seen such a kiss.
の composition about stars
Just write which star you love, some information about her, some important events he has experienced, and just add an ending.
"Wu" wrote 800 words about the road to star growth.
At first, he was a walk-on in a Hong Kong studio, and his name was unknown.
Because he learned a good kung fu in the troupe since he was a child, and he worked hard, he became an actor and martial arts coach in a few years and gradually emerged.
So he dreams of becoming a movie star every day.
There is a movie. In the plot, the hero he starred in was loved by three women at the same time. The heroine is played by a popular actress. The actress felt that the same unknown junior was beneath her dignity, and she was greatly dissatisfied and looked down on him from her bones.
One day, the actress actually said to him in front of the screenwriter; "Who would like that man with a big nose and small eyes?"
This is not sarcasm, it is a personal attack.
Tears rolled in his eyes, but he had to pretend to smile and bow to her. His heart was deeply hurt and he felt inferior. Indeed, I am not tall enough and handsome enough. Really not? On that occasion, he almost thought about giving up his film career.
Maybe next time. He wants to find a hero to write a script tailored for himself. Chivalrous man is a famous martial arts writer in Hong Kong. He is very popular and a heavy drinker.
Through matchmaking, I finally invited Xia to dinner. During the dinner, in order to show sincerity, he frequently toasted, got as drunk as a fiddler, ran to the bathroom and almost spit out his intestines. There's nothing wrong with suffering for the script. He came back from washing his face and sat there respectfully, waiting for the answer from the Great Xia. Unexpectedly, after dinner, the Great Xia just left without looking back: "My plays are all for handsome guys."
Being a hero, cynicism can be so subtle. If he can predict the future, he will punch himself in the mouth.
This time, the sharp sarcasm of the hero not only didn't make him feel inferior, but aroused his endless fighting spirit. He secretly vowed: the more you despise me, the harder I work, and I will definitely show you and make you regret what you said.
What happened later proved that he did it, and it was very successful.
At that time, he was invited to attend an award ceremony where many big Hollywood movie stars gathered. He was a little weak, because he didn't see anything familiar, so he had to stand aside politely. Unexpectedly, those big-name movie stars lined up and shook hands with him one by one. He suddenly realized, "Oh, I'm a big star."
Men are born this way!
During his 42-year career as an artist, he worked hard, made more than 80 films and suffered 29 serious injuries, but he never fell down. He has 290 million die-hard fans all over the world, and he is the only China actor who left his handprint and nose print on the Avenue of Stars. Maybe someone already knows who he is. He is Jackie Chan. Famous. In today's world, I'm afraid not many people are qualified to laugh at him.
There is a kind of person who only does two things in his life. When you are successful, he is jealous of you, and when you are mediocre, he laughs at you. What do you mean, a little sarcasm? Nothing, just a bone spur.
Lu's Creation of Stars
Think back 500 times in previous lives,
Only in exchange for this life's acquaintance.
Maybe all the music oranges
It was destined to be in the summer of 2007,
On the bright stage of the fast man,
I saw a lovely person named "vanilla ice cream"
Vision Wei
As the name implies,
Vision Wei is like the first ray of morning sunshine, bright and warm.
This ray of morning light shines into people's hearts.
Turn dreams into musical poems, giving people perfect hearing and handsome vision.
So, we have the same name.
-Le Orange
People who are worshipped and worshipped by others should be happy.
Because of being worshipped,
So I always want to bring happiness to people who like me.
Because of worship,
Let the worshiped people not feel lonely. All oranges are like this, and I think so is Chen Chen!
Tall,
Handsome face,
Clean smile.
We want to use the simplest words,
Describe the smartest person.
However, I think: even without the description in that language, Chen Chen's handsomeness can't be concealed.
People say he's fine,
In fact, it is his youth, simplicity, purity, perfection and no defects. His body exudes the agility of ice cream and the fresh taste of vanilla.
So, as soon as you raise your hand, turn around and smile, it seems so eye-catching.
As a result, the most powerful and loyal fan group appeared in the world.
Yingying's eyes,
Oranges have the clearest cup.
Burning red leaves, Le Orange picked up the brightest one.
Vanilla, Lemon Gate, pick a bunch of the most beautiful.
-Just because I gave it to you (Vision Wei)
You gave me a belief. Your name is Vision Wei.
A girl who likes vanilla ice cream
Everyone likes Vision Wei.
Because it also gives people vision and taste.
This is a double happiness.
His sweet smile.
Gentle and moist eyes
A perfectly lined side face
And a clear and pure song.
Are irresistible reasons.
Sometimes a little sexy that comes out inadvertently.
Let you see the surprise of the little boy's growth.
Girls who like vanilla ice cream will like Vision Wei.
Because it also gives people a double sense of happiness in vision and taste!
His sweet smile, moist eyes, perfect side face and clear and pure singing voice are irresistible ~ reason!
Sometimes you can see the little boy's initial growth ~ surprise ~
Purity is quiet inside.
Transparent, it is a touching face.
Tolerance is a broad mind.
Toughness is an unyielding quality.
Leng Yan is a refined appearance.
Modesty is the principle of dealing with people.
Order is the essence of everything.
Humor is a rare gift.
Arrogance is a bitter pain.
If it's not good, please reply and I'll revise it. )
On the "Qi" Composition of Star Effect
Celebrity Effect Nowadays, in order to improve the attractiveness of products, many businesses look for famous celebrities or stars to introduce their products through various media, such as TV and Internet. It is a common phenomenon to make full use of celebrity effect to make products sell well.
Everything has two sides, and celebrity effect is no exception. If the star establishes a good brand for the company, on the one hand, to some extent, the celebrity effect will naturally bring great benefits to the company and achieve a win-win situation for the company and celebrities. On the other hand, it will correctly guide consumers. However, the celebrity effect will have a negative impact in some aspects. For example, when we buy things, we are easily influenced by the celebrity effect to pursue brands and follow them like sheep. In other words, sometimes the celebrity effect can mislead consumers.
In my opinion, companies and enterprises should improve the quality of their products or commodities, and then invite stars to advertise their products. Besides, celebrities had better improve their sense of responsibility. As consumers, we should be aware of the purpose of celebrity effect, and we'd better think about this phenomenon and make good financing arrangements instead of losing ourselves.
Story composition in Lu Han's star photos
Stories in photos of Lu Han stars
However, no one loves you more than I do. With my life, I will bloom a gorgeous flower, giving you the fragrance of life and a petal of affection.
I think you will probably laugh at me, because I am really before you. I don't know why I miss you, what my feelings are, and what my pain is. Just a little taste.
When you enter the door of lovesickness, you will know the suffering of lovesickness. I only have my own experience. In the eyes of outsiders, I always remember things that are not worth mentioning, but it was just a look, just an unintentional sentence, but I remember it so clearly. I thought it was because I had a good memory, but later I found out it wasn't, because I could never clearly reproduce other things. I always kept everything about you in my heart.
Remember everything about you, always with a deep joy, but with a trace of inexplicable sadness, just because I am afraid that after a few years, I will forget your appearance, your smiling face, what you said and everything related to you. Is a helpless and painful thing. As long as I think about it, I feel that my whole heart is tightly wrapped and suffocated. So, I think, I should devote myself to reincarnation when I keep all my memories about you, and then, cleverly avoid the bowl of soup handed over by Meng Po. With my memory of you, I can still find you in my next life.
"Nine" Composition on Stars
For example, top combine, the first inspirational group in China, aims to inspire, mainly to make some primary school students, middle school students and some college students study hard and make progress every day. To this end, the group also launched inspirational exercises. Moreover, the name of this group is also very inspirational: supremacy means the best, motivation means diligence, and cooperation means unity. Generally speaking, we should unite as one, work hard and strive to be the best! However, it is such a Chinese-Korean mixed-race group that is inspired by spiritual ideas and attitudes, but it is denied by many people. Some people even hold flags full of swearing words at their album signing, write swearing words on posters, swear words in their mouths, and hit the window with stones after getting on the bus. Fortunately, no one was hurt. However, this incident left a deep haze in fans and their hearts. I hid it because I was afraid that my fans would be sad when they found out. However, this incident was spread to the post bar by some fans who were distressed by them. All the fans are very sad and distressed when they know it. However, top combine is strong and will not be intimidated by this difficulty, because their angel will always be with them. Top combine said from the beginning that their road to fame was doomed to go through many hardships. However, they are ready for these hardships. They said: I will definitely let the fans of other groups stop rejecting them, slowly start accepting one of them, and then slowly start accepting the whole top combine! They also comforted the upset people who witnessed this scene that day not to cry and not to be sad. Top combine will not fall, because top combine is carrying forward the spirit of "Monkey in Sheng Da"! They often encourage fans to cheer in their blogs! Yes, such a combination, so strong, who will not be moved?
(Finally, I made a summary. )
Yes, the strength of top combine, these examples tell us that in the face of difficulties, we should be as confident, indomitable and optimistic as Qitian Sheng Da, the new album of top combine, and like Qitian Sheng Da the Monkey King.
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