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What is the ending of Qian Shan Mu Xueyuan's sequel?

The ending of the original bandit used the painted face. . . .

Today is the ninth day of internship. I lost my mobile phone and was called to the office for a long time because I didn't get a call from my boss.

He said, "I've met many freshmen. It's rare to be as stupid as you!" " If you lose your mobile phone today, will you lose your company documents tomorrow? . . . . . . "

Barabara .. . . . . Half an hour. After returning to my seat, my colleague Xiao Zhao sympathized with me.

I also think he makes a mountain out of a molehill. But I can't. Among the interns who joined the company this time, I am the most unpopular one.

Not long after, his secretary called me again and asked me to go to the boss's office. I think he is addicted to scolding, so I thought when I came in that if he started scolding me again, I would be angry. Anyway, it's an internship. I'll quit if it's a big deal.

Instead of scolding me, he gave me a new mobile phone. Still smelly face, a fierce look. "If you lose your mobile phone again, you will be fired immediately."

What is the relationship between losing your mobile phone and being fired? I still think he is making a mountain out of a molehill. I found my mobile phone and I don't know when it fell into the gap behind the sofa cushion in the living room. I rushed to the bathroom with my mobile phone, but I didn't get a good word about the gift. People don't even lift their eyelids and say, "You're the only one who forgets things all day. How dare you!" ! "

I'm really angry, really. So he said, you sleep in the study tonight. Sure enough, he was very unhappy and said that he didn't sleep in the study. He was secretly pleased, and as a result, he added slowly: "I sleep in the guest room." "

Mo Shaoqian is a villain! Big bad guy! He said he slept in the guest room last night, but he didn't say I had to sleep in the guest room for him. He said, can't you be conscious if you don't talk? What did you promise me when you got married? Where I am, you have to be there.

Did I say yes? Why don't you remember anything?

At lunch, Xiao Zhao and I chatted. He heard that the boss got married. Xiao Zhao said enviously, "I don't know what kind of antenna can fix our boss!" I said it was definitely not a fairy. Xiao Zhao glared at me and said, "It's definitely not a pig like you." . I have been eating in the wind since I returned to China. Every time Yueying satirizes me, saying that you really don't like coming back from Germany, but you really like coming back from Africa. Xiao Zhao eats with me every day. She thinks I eat like a pig. Xiao Zhao asked me again: What do you say the boss's wife usually calls the boss? Shao Qian, Qian Qian? Think how sweet it is! You can call him so intimately. Sweet what? ! I usually call him an animal.

Xiao Zhao asked me why I got married as soon as I graduated from college. Isn't that person particularly nice? I summed it up carefully: I have a bad temper, always putting on a smelly face, treating me like a three-year-old child, disrespecting me, and being stingy. I occasionally answer the phone of my male classmate. He always beats around the bush and never goes shopping with me. When I sign the bill every month, I always criticize myself for not staying in the house. I feel stupid and won't let me stay abroad for my master's degree. In California, he has the final say and never allows me to say that I am his wife in front of my colleagues.

Xiao Zhao was shocked and asked, What do you value this JP? I've thought about it for a long time, and I have to say that I like him to make money. Xiao Zhao is such a big mouth. Soon all my colleagues in the company knew that my husband was a JP, and finally the wind finally reached someone's ear. I was afraid to go to work the next day and was late again, so the attendance award was naturally ruined.

Xiao Zhao comforted me that it doesn't matter. The boss was late today, but he didn't have to punch in.

I am satisfied with my first month's salary. Xiao Zhao and I went shopping. I bought a tie after half a day's work. It's expensive, just my monthly salary.

The next day, Xiao Zhao said with a intoxicated face that the boss was the most tasteful person he had ever met, and then praised me for my good taste. The tie I bought for my husband today is exactly the same as the boss's tie. Xiao Zhao added that the boss was in a good mood and radiant today, and he was still smiling when he got out of the elevator. He laughed for thousands of years, and everyone was flattered. I can't laugh. A jade's salary is only 1000 yuan for a smile.

Our department organizes activities to sing KTV and can bring family members. Those who have families bring their families, I don't. Xiao Zhao also asked me if I had quarreled with my family. I said people worked overtime and got a call in the middle of singing. He asked, "Shall I pick you up or shall Ma Lao pick you up?" "I gloated and told him that I could only take a taxi back because he wanted to. I found a taxi to take Xiao home and suddenly pointed to the rearview mirror in surprise: "Look, the boss's car! "Xiao Zhao said that night was her happiest night, because the boss's car followed us all the way.

Sister Sun is pregnant, and everyone takes special care of her. I met my boss next to the copier, and he brought his own documents to copy, so I flattered him and listed the inconvenience of pregnancy. After talking for a long time, he was indifferent. Finally, he took the document in my hand and finished copying it. Then he said, "Even if you say hype, we must have children next year at the latest." What a world! Watching others have children is actually greed!

On my birthday, my colleagues pooled their money to make a cake and understand me, as well as flowers and a big plush toy.

I went home happily with flowers and toys. Someone gave me nothing. I think he is really stingy. He must report any real defects. I gave him a dozen of those things because of his birthday last time.

Finally someone gave me a birthday present. I cried when I saw the gift. He gave me the surveillance video of the airport. In the video, I cried bitterly with my mobile phone. She stood behind the glass in the corridor. I never knew that at that time, he also cried. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~