Can anyone tell me some shorter jokes? (It needs to be super funny)

A mother said to a little girl: "If someone sexually harasses you, touch the top and say "no", touch the bottom and say "stop"!" The next day, the little girl was sexually harassed and cried. When she came back and told her mother, after hearing what the little girl said, her mother said angrily, "Did you reject that person?" The little girl looked at her mother with innocent eyes, nodded and said, "That person touched him up and down, so I Say "Don't stop!"

A gentleman came ashore after bathing in the river, and then two ladies came up. He hurriedly picked up a bucket and put it underneath to cover his shame. When the two women approached, one woman said to him: "Sir, I have to tell you, if you act like this, we will accuse you of sexual harassment!" The man asked in confusion: "Why?" The woman replied: "In front of you The bucket has no bottom at all!"

The ugly girl and the monk were crossing the river in the same boat. The monk accidentally glanced at the ugly girl, and the ugly girl immediately lost her temper: "You are so bold and bald, you dare to peek at a good family in broad daylight. Women!" When the monk heard this, he was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes. When the ugly girl saw her, she became even more angry: "Not only did you peek at me, but you dared to close your eyes and think about me in your heart!" The monk couldn't reason with her, so he turned his face to the side again. The ugly girl was unforgiving, put her hands on her waist, and reprimanded loudly: "You think you have no face to see me, which just means you have something evil in your heart!"

The wife found her husband and the blonde beauty lying on the bed making out, In anger, he picked up the ashtray and wanted to throw it at them. "No! Please listen to my explanation first." The husband begged for mercy and said, "She was just a woman hitchhiking on the highway. I felt sorry for her, so I picked her up." The wife put down the ashtray and listened to him temporarily. explain. "At that time, she was hungry and thirsty, so I brought her home to feed her; later I saw that the sandals she was wearing were worn and old, so I gave her the sandals that you had not worn for at least a year or two. Then I discovered Her shirt was also torn, so I gave her an old top that you haven’t even looked at since 1969. I saw that her jeans were full of patches, so I gave her a pair. The old trousers you didn’t wear at all, but before leaving, she hugged me and asked me: Is there anything else your wife doesn’t use, so I..."

12:00 late at night , a sex-advice program on the radio. A certain man: If my wife bites my dick and doesn’t let go all night, will we get sexually transmitted diseases? Female host: No. Sexually transmitted diseases are mainly spread through ……………… and other channels. A certain man: If I ejaculate more than ten times a night, will I be exhausted and die? Female host: No. **has a strong ability to regenerate... A certain man: My wife insists that I ejaculate in her mouth, saying that ** is for beauty and beauty. I don't even want to. What should I do? Female host: The main ingredient of ** is... No matter how much you eat, it will be useless. A certain man: When I cum in my wife’s mouth, I always fantasize about cumming in your mouth. Will my wife divorce me? Female host:……………………@#$%^&

In summer, the girls are all beautiful. They took off their eighteen-layer masks, put on new shoes and lipstick, and walked down the street in a coquettish way. Hey, this is the season of "sexual harassment", and the smell of love is in the air. I think. In fact, I used to be an honest kid, but since I read in the newspaper about the first "sexual harassment" case in Beijing, I couldn't help but feel angry. Why, he is in Beijing and I am also in Beijing. He is doing IT and I am doing IT. Just like Lu Xun said, why "the monk can touch me but I can't"? ! Then I called Zhang Honglip to the office. The red lips are big and thick. I patted her shoulder, and she jumped as if she had seen a ghost. (I was so impressed that she could jump up even though she was so heavy!) A Northeastern accent came to her face: "What are you doing? What are you doing?" "I'm going to sexually harass you," I said firmly. "Is that what you are doing? We call this: scratching, not sexual harassment." "!......" Then I called Li Baiya to the office. Li Baiya was dressed up in a fancy way. I touched her hair, and she trembled as if she had been struck by something: "What, what do you want to do?" "I want to sexually harass you," I said firmly. "You're teasing me!", she laughed, her white teeth flashing in the wind in Tianjin dialect. "!......" Then I called Wang Chengmei to the office. Wang Chengmei is wearing a miniskirt.

I hugged her waist, and she glanced at me charmingly: "What's going on?" "I want to sexually harass you," I said firmly. "File," she glanced at me silently and affectionately, and then said, "Have you taken Viagra, you?" "!..." Then I called Liu Zimou to the office. Liu Zimu was wearing a white dress. I squeezed her shoulder. She took a step back in surprise and looked at me coldly: "Explain?" "I want to sexually harass you," I said firmly. "Is there any mistake?!", she still looked at me coldly. The eyes are colder than ice. "!......" Then I called Sun Huangxu to the office. Sun Huangxu looked affectionately and held my hand tightly. I quickly pulled back: "What are you doing?!" "I want to sexually harass you," he said firmly. "Brother, please spare me," I begged this sturdy Shandong man, "I actually only like women." 5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Then I called Lin Qingji to the office. Lin Qingqi looked impatient. I pinched her ass. She still looked impatient: "Guawazi, what do you want to do?!" "I want to sexually harass you," I said firmly. "Aren't you bothered? What were you doing last night?!" She curled her lips as she looked familiar to me. Lin Qingjia is my wife

The beautiful female doctor is very popular with male patients in the hospital. She has many romantic and wealthy suitors. Of course, she also encounters a lot of sexual harassment... Yes One day, after Mr. Wang completed his infertility examination at the hospital, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check whether Mr. Wang's sperm count had decreased. She gave him a small, sealed glass jar and asked him to take some samples home. The next day, Mr. Wang came again, but the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty. Mr. Wang explained: "Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement. I tried with my left hand, but it still didn't work. I called my wife to help, and she tried with both hands, but it didn't work either. I asked her to do it with her mouth, but there was still no way. The female doctor blushed upon hearing this. Mr. Wang kept saying, "My cousin happened to come to my house to deliver gifts. She is relatively young and has good physical strength, so I asked her to help." She also used her hands first and then her mouth, working very hard. ..... stop! stop! The female doctor couldn't bear it anymore: "You ask your cousin to help with this kind of thing...?" Mr. Wang said: "She is very happy!" But it still doesn’t work! I just came to see you to see if you can..." Upon hearing this, the female doctor asked angrily: "Can you do anything? Mr. Wang replied: "Can you open the lid of this glass jar?" 』