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A story about an injection
My ass hurts every time my sister comes back, but I can get paid.
Once, my sister came back early to open the door, Nana.
Yes, I did. My sister took out all the needles in her bag as soon as she entered the room.
My good grandma, would you like to be my experiment?
I have conditions. Oh, you know, I'm a money addict.
Sister reached into her bag and took out 50 yuan's money.
Is this enough?
I'm a little tempted, but it's still too little
scanty
Sister took out 100 yuan.
My good sister, is this enough?
Enough, enough, enough. ! Do you want a pillow or lie on your lap?
Climb up my leg.
A few stitches
20
How about five dollars for a needle? Not bad.
I took off my pants and lay on my sister's lap.
My sister has a book in one hand and a needle in the other.
The cold is here.
Then he pointed to my ass and stuck the needle in it.
I read silently.
The fever is here.
Sister stuck the needle in my ass again.
10¥
And this.
15¥
It hurts more and more.
I must keep moving so that my sister's needle won't get stuck.
Sister Pajie gave me a good spanking. Why don't you help me with my money?
No ..... No ..... What hurts is my sister's slap. I don't feel bad at all. Hum, I cry because it hurts too much.
I call you truth, the truth of being a man.
Well, I'm a person. You don't need to teach me to fight fast, so I can play.
Take good care of you.
At first, my sister hit me lightly. Later, she stabbed me directly.
Sister, I was wrong. Don't be so bad.
It's good to know your mistakes.
Mm-hmm. Then don't be so bad.
hum
………………………………………………………………
And here.
100¥
Ok, sister, I cried after 20 stitches.
Is it?
hum
Do you still want to come?
Uh ~ ~ If it's still 100, then go.
Forget it. Tomorrow.
Call me tomorrow. Oh, I won't cry.
Ok, 30 injections of RMB tomorrow 150.
anthracene
I went to play.
Then I'll take a shower.
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