English jokes are simple and interesting.

When a group of women got on the bus, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed that a man seemed to be asleep and worried that he would miss his stop, so he nudged him and said, "wake up, sir!" "

"I didn't fall asleep," the man replied.

"Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed. "

"I know. I just hate to see ladies standing next to me in crowded cars. "

I didn't fall asleep

When a group of women got on the bus, all the seats on the bus were taken. The conductor noticed that a person seemed to be asleep. He was worried that he would miss his stop, so he nudged him and said, "wake up, sir!" "

"I didn't fall asleep," the man replied.

"Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed? "

"I know, I just don't want to see a lady standing next to me in a crowded car."

2. Class, lover and donkey

Professor Tom is going to meet his students the next day, so he wrote on the blackboard: "Professor Tom will meet the whole class tomorrow."

After reading the notice, a student felt that he had a chance to show his sense of humor and went forward to erase the "c" in the word "class". The professor noticed the laughter, turned around, walked back, looked at the student, looked at the notice with the "C" erased-calmly stepped forward, erased the "L" in "lass", looked at the stunned student and continued on his way.

Professor Tom will meet his students the next day, so he wrote on the blackboard, "Professor Tom will meet you tomorrow." .

A student saw this notice and thought it was an opportunity to show his sense of humor, so he went forward and erased the "c" in "class" and changed the meaning to "Professor Tom will meet his mistress tomorrow". Hearing the laughter, the professor turned and walked back, looked at the students, looked at the revised notice, quietly stepped forward and erased the "L" in "lass".