Humorous stories about hiking

A lady called the architect to say that her bed shook every time a train passed by. "That's nonsense," replied the architect, "I'll take a look." "After the architect arrived, the lady suggested that he lie down on the bed and experience the feeling of the train passing by. As soon as the architect got into bed and lay down, the lady's husband came back. Seeing this, he shouted sharply: "You are lying on my wife's bed. What are you doing in bed? The architect replied tremblingly: "I said I was waiting for the train. Would you believe it?" "I realized that some words are true, but they sound false; some words are false, but there is no doubt about it. 2. Seducing a British gentleman and a French woman to ride in the same box. The woman wanted to seduce the British man, so she took off her clothes and lay down Then she complained that she was cold. The husband gave her his quilt, but she kept saying, "How else can I help you?" "The husband asked frustratedly. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, there's nothing I can do about this." I can't jump off the train and go find your mother, can I? "I suddenly realized that a man who understands style is a good man, and a man who doesn't understand style is even better. 3. Spoon Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup, and the waiter immediately brought it to him. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike He shouted: "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup. The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup." "The waiter had no choice but to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and very popular with customers. Could it be that you..." "I mean, where is the spoon? "It is of course a good thing to correct mistakes after enlightenment. But we often correct the correct ones and leave the wrong ones. The result is that the mistakes are compounded. 4. In the dining room, an unusually humble person timidly touched Another customer, the man was wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." "The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'm not mistaken, I am him, and you are wearing his coat. "I suddenly realized that it is not easy to be rational. People who are rational are often groveling; but people who are crooked are as angry as cattle. 5. Reply to a call from a Scotsman who went to London and wanted to visit an old man. Friend, but forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas's address? Quick report 1. On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "Yes." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found that it was the most useless. 6. Sad story Three people went to New York for vacation. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down, and the attendant arranged for them to stay in the lobby overnight. After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to reduce the fatigue of climbing the stairs. The jokes were told and the songs were sung. After finally climbing to the 34th floor, everyone felt exhausted. "Okay, Peter, tell me a humorous story." Peter said, "It's not a long story, but it's extremely sad: I forgot my room key in the hall." Epiphany: We suffer, so we are humorous; we Humorous, so happy. 7. Selling books. A very famous author wants to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was so flattered that he quickly removed all the books and replaced them with the author's books. After the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked: "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling very well and they are all sold out." Epiphany "Flattery" It's a strange word: you seem to be flattering him, but also seeming to be insulting him. 8. Help In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely: "Sir, could you please help me write the address on the postcard?" "Of course." The middle-aged man pressed the old man's button. The request was done. The old lady said again: "Write a short paragraph for me, please? Thank you!" "Okay." After the middle-aged man wrote what the old lady said, he smiled and asked: "Is there anything else you can help me with? ?” “Well, there’s one more little thing.” The old lady looked at the postcard and said, “Please add this sentence at the bottom: Sorry for the illegible writing.

"I suddenly realized that if you refuse to help, people will hate you for a week; if the help is not perfect, you might as well... The Tragedy of Life One day, I saw an old farmer tying a big buffalo to a small wooden door in the countryside. On the stake. I walked up to the old farmer and said, "Uncle, it will run away." The old farmer chuckled and said in a very definite tone: "It won't run away. It's always been like this." "I was a little confused and couldn't help but ask again: "Why not? Wouldn't it be enough for the cow to put a little force on such a small wooden stake? "At this time, the old farmer approached me and lowered his voice (as if he was afraid that the cow would hear): "Young man, let me tell you, when this cow was still a calf, it was tied to this wooden stake. At first, it wasn't so quiet, and sometimes acted wildly and tried to break free from the wooden stake. However, its strength was weak at that time, and it still kept spinning in place after struggling for a while. When it saw that it couldn't be helped, it withered. Later, when it grew up, it no longer had the heart to fight with this wooden stake. Once, I brought grass to feed it and deliberately placed it where its neck could not reach. I thought it would break free from the stake and eat grass. However, it didn't. It just barked twice and stood there looking at the forage blankly. You say, is it interesting? "I had an epiphany. It turned out that what restrained the cow was not the small wooden stake, but the mental shackles it had set by its own inertia. Comment: Life is not like this. Some people always have a fixed mindset. If you manage your own life, you will never get out of the prison you have set for yourself. Think about it, who else in this world can give you freedom except yourself? Story 2: Be a taillight for others. At a meeting, I met Mr. Li, a young and promising entrepreneur. I had already heard about Mr. Li’s entrepreneurial legend, so I asked him what his entrepreneurial secret was. Five years ago, Mr. Li was working in a Taiwan-funded company. Their boss was not only a big entrepreneur who owned many companies in many countries, but he was also a professor and a scholarly businessman. He had both good economic acumen and professional skills. High academic achievement. It was for this reason that Mr. Li joined his company. Because Mr. Li was diligent and willing to use his brain, his boss quickly promoted him to be a department manager, and he continued to do so. There was nothing wrong with it. Once, the company purchased a set of furniture with a price tag of 200,000 yuan. But for some reason, no one asked about the price for four months. Finally, a customer came in and took a fancy to it. I bought this set of furniture and asked about the price. I kept trying to keep it low and asked Mr. Li if he could sell it for 180,000 yuan. Mr. Li also wanted to sell this set of furniture, but the boss only gave him 10,000 yuan. Floating authority, but the customer was stubborn and refused to buy it if it was not worth 180,000 yuan. After a long stalemate, Mr. Li wanted to call the boss for instructions, but the boss was on a business trip abroad and his mobile phone was turned off, so he did not dare. Taking the decision without permission, the business was ruined. Two days later, the boss came back and reported the matter. The boss was a little unhappy and said, "Don't you see that it is difficult to get rid of this set of furniture?" You should know my mentality. Since no one has asked about it for four months, it means that there is no point in buying this set of furniture. The sooner you sell it, the better. Let alone 180,000 yuan, you should sell it even for 170,000 yuan. Otherwise, I'm afraid no one will ask for the 160,000 yuan next time. Mr. Li lowered his head a little aggrievedly, thinking, I have so much courage. Seeing his look, the boss smiled generously and said. Please drive me first, let's go to dinner together. They got in the car, and Mr. Li started the car. There was a bit of fog in the air, and there were many cars on the road. After more than ten minutes, the fog became thicker and thicker. It was hard to see the road clearly. The boss was not in a hurry, and asked Li Sheng how he was doing driving in such heavy fog while letting him crawl slowly through the traffic. Can we walk safer? Mr. Li said that as long as you follow the tail lights of the car in front, you will be fine.

The boss was silent for a while and suddenly asked, if you were the lead car, whose taillights should you follow? After hearing this, Mr. Li was shocked. Yes, if he was the leader, who would show him the way? He understood the boss's unintentional meaning immediately: Under normal circumstances, you can rely on your boss to make decisions for you, which also saves you from sharing responsibilities. But under special circumstances, you should use your own discernment to see clearly the road ahead, use your own mind to analyze the pros and cons, and choose your own direction. Bill. Who can Gates follow? People who only follow other people's tail lights will never lead. From then on, Mr. Li worked even better. It didn't take long for him to discover a new entrepreneurial field that others had not explored. Through his own struggle and Keen business acumen and quick success. His entrepreneurial secret is just one sentence: be the taillight for others. Comments: The two stories (The Tragedy of Life) and (Being Someone Else’s Taillight) are related, and reading them together will have a better effect. These two stories illustrate each other. If you want to be someone else’s taillight, you must have a free mind and rely on your own thinking to choose your own direction; if you want to have a free mind, you must have the will to be someone else’s taillight, which is us. As is often said, "A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier." Do you want to pursue a more valuable life? If that's the case, then you have to have a free-thinking mind and the will to be someone else's taillight. Otherwise, please just follow others and live a "satisfactory" life like that cow, and please stop complaining. Let the pig answer the phone. A man raised a pig. He was tired of it and was ready to abandon it. However, the pig knew the way home and failed several times. One day, a man abandoned a pig in his car and called his wife that night: "Has the pig gone back?" Wife: "He's been back a long time ago!" The man yelled: "Let him answer the phone, I'm lost!" A Day with Ducks and Elephants , an elephant was bathing by the river when he was seen by ducks on the bank. The duck said to the elephant: "Elephant, come up here." So the elephant came to the shore and asked: "What's the matter?" The duck: "It's okay. I want to see if you stole my swimming trunks?" Recruitment The company's external recruitment requirements are as follows: first, they must be able to use computers, second, they must type at least 50 words per minute, and third, they must be able to speak two languages. A dog went for an interview, and the examiner asked: "Can you use a computer?" The dog turned on the computer skillfully, and the examiner asked again: "Can you type?" The dog typed a hundred words in one minute! The examiner thought: "How can we let a dog come to work!" Suddenly the examiner thought of something: "Do you know two languages?" At this time, the dog said: "Meow..." I I can’t tell jokes but I can appreciate them haha, so I like to collect haha. A few days ago, a crazy person discovered that I was busy all in vain and was collected by it. I shouldn’t say that it is all there. It’s just Xiaoxiao in a forum called Drifter. Inside the bar