What are the typical Russian jokes?

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Three people were held in a cell of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the People's Committee, and they talked with each other about the reasons for going to jail.

The first man said, "I am against Petrov, secretary of the Party Committee."

The second man said, "I support Petrov."

The third man said, "I'm Petrov."

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When the American diplomatic delegation visited the Soviet Union, Su Xiu received officials to accompany them to visit the "great achievements of construction" and proudly said: "By the next five-year plan, every Soviet family can have a private jet!"

The American asked in surprise, "What do they need a plane for?"

Su Xiu official said: "Of course it is useful ... For example, if you hear in Moscow that Leningrad has started to supply bread, you can fly to the queue immediately."

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A citizen called Radio Kiev and asked the host, "Is materialism art or science?"

The host said, "I don't know, but I'm definitely not a science student."

"Why?"

"If it is science, they should experiment with dogs."

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Su Xiu is militaristic, and the army is in short supply.

The quartermaster, accompanied by a corporal, went to the barracks to check the supplies. They walked near the oil depot and found a cigarette butt on the ground. The quartermaster said discontentedly, "Whose cigarette butt is this?" ! "

The corporal looked around and said happily, "There seems to be no one, Comrade Colonel, pick it up quickly!" " "

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