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There is no fool who can see it.

The story of a fool and DNF was treated as a joke at first. You will cry when you see the end. Cherish those who love you. If you lose them, you will never get them back.

Idiot rarely goes to Internet cafes and has never played online games. He saw many people playing Dungeon and Fighter in the Internet cafe, so he also joined them. The fool chose the profession of sharpshooter because he thought it was cool. This is how the DNF journey began. After entering the game, the fool didn't know how to shoot. He played hide and seek with the goblins for a long time, and finally rescued MM Celia after clearing the level. NPC Celia is used to saying thank you, warrior, but the idiot just typed stupidly and said no thank you.

It took a few hours for the fool to enter the town of Hermaton. Many NPCs greeted him along the way, and he was very happy. He enjoyed meeting so many new friends.

After a few days, Idiot gradually reached level 16, learned to learn skills from Kaili, and helped everyone complete tasks very seriously. Whenever the NPC gives him some equipment after completing a mission, he will be extremely happy.

He was about to enter the picture that day when he suddenly saw a little girl shouting: Is there any brother who can help me? I'm only level 3. . After shouting for a long time, no one paid any attention to him. The fool felt pity for her and walked over and said: I will take you. Just like this, Idiot took her to clear the Poisonous Thunder Ruins, because Idiot is level 16 and it is easy to fight the monsters here. If Idiot tells MM to stand far away, it will hurt you. MM said that the fool is so considerate. The fool laughed. The fool said that you should be careful, you will fall down when you walk, you are really a child. MM said then you can call me kid. I love hearing you call me kid. The child said that he liked the strawberries from the tree, and the fool said that I would pick them for you. The child said you are so kind. The kid felt very happy.

The next day, Idiot didn’t even eat breakfast and hurriedly ran to the Internet cafe to play games because they had made an appointment to form a team to upgrade together tomorrow... The child hadn’t come yet, so Idiot was in a daze on the game. When it was almost noon, the child started playing games and said he was sorry for being late and asked the fool if he had eaten. Have a good fight this afternoon. . The fool said he had eaten early and was waiting for you. Just like this, the fool took the child to level up. The child said that Sister Bing and Sister Fire were so beautiful. The fool smiled and said he is not as cute as you, and the child made a cute expression ^-^. When a child saw other magicians wearing a costume on the street, he shouted that if he wore it on me, he would be more beautiful than them. The fool blushed in front of the screen and stopped talking. He really wanted to give the child a costume, but the fool really Some of them are very poor, and some of them don’t even have access to the internet. Not to mention the expensive fashions in the game, although he didn’t know how much they cost. The fool decided that he must do this for his children. Idiot feels like he likes someone for the first time. As long as she is by his side, he is happy.

In this way, they chatted while fighting monsters. The child told the fool a lot of knowledge in the game: there is a beautiful city in the sky on the other side of the west coast, and an evil man lives in the ruins of the giant beast. The leader controls the kind-hearted GBL. There is an ice-hearted young man who has lost his mind in the snow-capped mountains. There is a former demon in the darkness, and there are many headless horsemen who died in battle and cannot find rest... Idiot is serious. Listen, it turns out that the world of DNF is so big. The fool said that we should walk together in the future. Yes, the child said softly. The child also told the fool that he had a boss who was over level 50. He would give you some equipment when you reach a higher level. The fool's eyes were filled with tears. It was the first time that someone was so kind to him.

A fool who has never done anything goes to find a job. When someone asks him what he can do, he shakes his head. They saw that the fool was so stupid that they all rejected him and said, "Look elsewhere." The fool traveled to many places. At a place where barreled mineral water was delivered, the fool begged the boss bitterly and said that he could use him. He didn't need a lot of money. As long as you can earn Internet fees. Seeing that the fool was sincere and pitiful, the uncle said to him, 300 yuan a month and a 50 cent commission for a bucket of water. Come to work tomorrow. Idiot kept thanking the boss. Idiot was very happy to have found his first job. .

The child is the 7th friend of Fool. The child sent a video saying that he wanted to see a handsome guy. Fool didn’t dare to pick him up. He was afraid that the child would ignore him when he saw his stupid look, so he told the child about Internet cafes. There is no video in it. The child said forget it and go to the space for me to step on when you have time. The fool clicked into the child's space and told the child that it was very beautiful inside. The child said that he had spent a lot of time and thought on making it, and the fool praised the child for his hard work.

The fool accidentally clicked on the child's photo album and saw the child's photo. The child with a ponytail had a bright smile and was beautiful. The fool thought she was an angel, and secretly downloaded the photo to himself. When I went to bed at night, all I thought about was my child. Looking at the picture of my child, I fell asleep for the first time...

At this time, I was at level 17 and my child was at level 15. . The child said we had no experience here to kill zombies. The fool laughed and said no problem, so he entered the picture and the fool didn't know how to use the skills and hung up. The child said you were so stupid, and the fool embarrassedly said sorry to the child, please do it again. I also became weak the second time, and the child pouted and said that I would be able to pass the king level by the time I reach level 18. The fool blushed and stopped talking. He thought that he could not protect the child well now and decided to come to her when he became more powerful, so the fool told the child to wait for me. After trading the only 40,000 gold coins she had with her to the child, she turned around and left without saying a word. .

The fool watched the child's weak back disappear, then turned around and entered the Dark Thunder Ruins...

Because he had no money for the medicine, the fool didn't know how many times he was weak, so he rushed in again and again to copy. Here, start from ordinary to adventure. When the fool reached level 18, he resolutely chose to switch to roaming because he knew that his child was also a roamer. The fool spent a day on the job transfer task and finally completed it by himself. A fool thinks there is nothing he can't accomplish as long as he works hard.

Slowly...it is still very difficult for the fool to fight the warrior-level zombie map. While collecting strawberries from the trees on the road, he was reluctant to eat strawberries even though he was about to die, because he had not forgotten that his child liked strawberries and he wanted to give them to her.

Two days later, when the fool reached level 19, he could easily surpass the JS King. The fool thought that finding a child now would protect her, so she sent a message without needing to reply. . I haven't seen my child online for several days. I have sent a lot of emails and left many messages in the space. I am not in the mood to fight monsters and come back weak wherever I go. Back then, kids were everything to fools. Just like this, the fool still waits for the child every day. A few days later, the fool saw that the child was online. The fool ran to look for the child. From a distance, he saw a high-end fashion general beside the child. They were walking towards the Sky City on the west coast together. The fool wanted to run over and call the child, but The steps stopped. The fool felt jealous for the first time in his heart. .

The fool saw the child the next day and asked her why she hadn't been online these days. The child said that he had grown up playing. The fool said stupidly: Come on, kid, I can protect you now that I can pass the JS King. The child said to the fool, "Go on your own. I'm going to the Sky City. A friend was waiting for her on the west coast, and he put a level 20 purple revolver in the transaction column." Turned to leave. The fool knew that it was the person waiting for her yesterday, and suddenly he seemed to understand something. He was afraid of losing her and never seeing her again. On the street of Hermaton, the fool shouted with the courage he had never had in his life: Wait, kid, I have always liked you.

The child was stunned and said to the fool: I will not like a low-level poor fool. I was only with you just to let you take me to level up...

The fool begged. Said: Give me a chance.

The child said sarcastically: Come to me when you are known as the Gunslinger. The child wants the fool to quit before the difficulties, but she thinks it is impossible for the fool to do so because he is so stupid. Because she knows how difficult it is to become a gunsmith. One person and one gun.

The fool knew that Gunslinger was the title of Roaming’s level 48 job transfer. The fool traded her and put 99 strawberries and the remaining gold coins. The fool just said, “Wait for me.” Turned around and left. The child felt a little guilty looking at the strawberry...

Without the company of the child, the fool was a little lonely. When the fool reached level 20, he felt warm with the weapon given by the child. That day the fool was about to go Complete the last mission given to him by Uncle Norton to eliminate the Zombie King. When I entered the picture, I saw a little magician calling for someone to take King JS. Looking at her, I couldn't help but think of the child. She told her I will take you there. The girl said, can you do it? How much will it cost? The fool said he didn't want money. The fool was always enthusiastic and helped the girl complete all her tasks after a few rounds. The fool ran out of PL and said goodbye to the girl. The girl is surprised that there are still people like this in the game, right?

The fool was added as a friend and became the girl's first friend...

The next day the fool went online to say goodbye to his friends in Hull Town and embarked on the road to the West Coast Sky City, facing a new The copy fool works very hard. He goes from ordinary to king because he doesn’t want his children to call him stupid anymore.

The girl switched to Summoner because she felt that this profession was very comfortable and she didn’t have to fight monsters once the baby came out. After a long time, the girl would feel bored if she leveled alone, so she wanted to find someone to form a team to practice with. However, others were unwilling to form a girl when they saw that she was summoning, saying that she would be stuck when summoning babies, which made the girl feel aggrieved. .

One day, the girl looked through her friend list and saw a fool online and remembered that it was him.

Sent a message: Hello!

The fool saw that there was a window and asked him. The fool didn’t remember the girl and had to say hello.

The girl thought that the fool remembered her, so she was very happy and told the fool that they should form a team to level up together.

The fool was surprised that no one had grouped him yet. They all said that roaming and painting pictures was rubbish. Just say yes to the girl.

The girl strode over to look for the fool. The fool was level 23 and the girl was level 21.

The fool said girl, why do you raise so many monsters? The girl shouted that it was her own baby. Not a monster = =. The fool knew that the girl was a summoner. The girl was very happy that day. The fool didn't mind her being stuck and even helped her complete the task. In this way, the fool and the girl got to know each other again.

The fool hit a scholar's wristband on the road. The girl said with envy that it was worth a lot of money, and she would like one if she had money in the future. The fool said that I would give it to you. The girl looked at the fool wearing rubbish equipment and said, you should equip yourself. The fool said that he could still get beaten in the future. The girl took the wristband embarrassedly and said she would pay you back when she has money. The fool laughed. The girl thought to herself that he was really a fool. . .

From now on, girls will find fools to level up with them every day when they go online. I feel very comfortable being with a fool. The girl told the fool to be me. The fool said that I have no skills to teach you, but the girl said that you can help me level up and help me complete the task, although the girl can complete it alone. The fool felt needed for the first time, so the girl became the fool's apprentice.

After the fool and the girl successfully boarded the last hanging city, the girl said it was really a beautiful city in the sky. The fool remembered the child's words. They had agreed to go together, but now they are not with him. The fool A little sad.

The girl asked the fool how to play a difficult roaming game. The fool said it was for a child, the person he liked, and that she was waiting for him. The girl listened to the fool telling his and her story. She felt that the fool was so stupid and was very moved. She told the fool that if someone was so kind to me, I would marry him immediately. The fool smiled and said that you will meet someone who likes you. The girl decided to help him reach level 48 quickly.

When they came to the giant beast, they walked through the jungle together and climbed over the first ridge. The fool felt very relaxed. The girl said you are really powerful. The fool smiled and said, "Who called me you?" The fool just didn't know because there was a girl. When fighting monsters, the girl felt distressed and whipped her baby with a whip, telling them to fight faster. . At this time, the fool was level 35 and the girl was level 34.

The fool had not come to work that day. The girl saw a very beautiful 35 revolver while shopping. Although it was a bit expensive, the girl still came down and took it. Add to 7. When the fool came online, the girl handed the revolver to the fool and said it was a gift. The fool said no, I have weapons. The girl knew that the fool was reluctant to part with the weapon given by the child. The girl got angry and said that she was not his apprentice in his heart. When the fool saw that the girl was angry and didn't know what to do, he had to change into the weapon she gave him and carefully put the revolver the child gave him into his backpack. The girl then smiled.

The girl said to the fool that she wanted to see what you look like. The fool only regarded the girl as his apprentice, so he answered the video. What the girl saw was a thin and handsome boy, and the girl felt that her face was a little red.

The fool said to the girl, apprentice, you are so cute.

Does the girl say she is just cute? Am I not beautiful?

It sounds pretty even to a fool. The girl said something stupid.

Girls are very beautiful, even more beautiful than children.

The girl told the fool that she was not allowed to look for other apprentices in the future, and the fool asked why. The girl said that if you have 10 apprentices, you won’t have time to level up with me.

The fool said that the only one who would find someone like me, a poor and low-level person, is you, a stupid apprentice. The girl laughed.

The girl fell in love with the fool, but she knew that the fool only had children in his heart.

In the Snowy Land of Ston, Idiot rescued the leader of Charlie Bantu and gave him the title of Warrior. Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, the fool reached level 45. The fool was very happy to be so close to the gun god, and the girl cherished the time with the fool even more. -

The girl asked the fool: If you are with your child in the future, will you still accompany me to level up?

The fool said: Silly apprentice, you can’t follow me all the time. You will also have people you like and people who like you in the future.

The girl murmured: He has someone he likes.

The fool said that if you are so good, whoever doesn’t like you is his loss. Girl:...

When the fool was about to reach level 48, the girl decided to give him a gift to congratulate him on becoming a gun master. She wanted to give him a +11 rapid-fire revolver with her own hands. , girls are never willing to give themselves equipment, even though it is very cheap. The girl used the gold coins she saved to upgrade the weapon, but strengthening 11 was not that simple. After several failures, there were not many gold coins left in the girl's bag, so she had to spend all the materials, crystals, etc. that she had worked hard to save in the warehouse. The last time she succeeded , the girl was very pleased.

Today, Idiot upgraded to level 48 and happily went to find Kelly to awaken the Gunslinger. However, Kelly said to Idiot that although you have obtained the warrior certificate, it is not enough for the Gunslinger. Wait for you. Come and defeat your opponents to gain victory points. The fool has never been to a PK field. How can a simple fool win against those who are fighting for each other? He can only earn victory points bit by bit. In order to let the fool finish the job early, the girl helps the fool to gain victory points. After staying up all night, the fool finally wakes up. , the girl fell ill with a cold. When you play, say to the fool, congratulations on becoming a gun master. This is a gift from your apprentice, wishing you and your loved ones happiness. The fool left to find the child. . The girl looked at the fool...

The fool had not seen the child for more than three months. When the fool found the child and saw her again, the child was already over level 50 and was an elemental mage wearing a beautiful fashion. The fool said long time no see, I fulfilled my promise and came to find you.

The child was surprised to see the fool, and even forgot about him. The child did not expect that the fool could become a gun master and come looking for her. The child saw that the fool was wearing rubbish equipment, but he had a good weapon. She did not know How did the fool get here? , the child remained silent. The fool said that we should be together after the child is born. The child thinks that being a fool is just a coincidence. Anyone can become a gun master as long as he has patience, but a fool is just stupid. The child said a cold word: Come to me when you have the black bamboo bracelet, the sage ring, and the wonderful beast necklace. The child thinks that this time the fool should know what he means...

The fool is just a simple person. The fool told the girl where to buy these three things. The girl listened to the fool and told the fool that the child Don't like you at all. The fool said no, she was waiting for me. The girl said don't be stupid, do you know how precious these three things are, she is just a liar. For the first time, the fool got angry at the girl and told her not to speak ill of the child, and terminated the master-disciple relationship. The girl cried.

The fool and the girl didn’t speak to each other for several days. The girl missed the fool and took the initiative to find the fool and tell him that I was wrong. The fool also said sorry. So he became a disciple again. The fool was so poor that he didn't even have money for a black bamboo, let alone anything else. The girl couldn't afford to fight it by ourselves. They checked the information and found the black bamboo bracelet in the hanging, so they bought the black bamboo on the seventh day.

On the Internet, it was said that a diagram of the Sage’s Ring appeared in the forbidden area, so I went to the forbidden area again, one week, two weeks, and luckily the drawing came out on the 20th day.

The fool happily said to the girl that there is nothing impossible as long as you work hard. The girl said maybe...

The last one is the Nima Necklace. The fool and the child walked through the Spider Ridge Cemetery for one month and two months.

The fool still believes that as long as he works hard Nothing is impossible.

Some things are fruitless no matter how hard you try, just like you and I are not meant to be together, the girl said in her heart.

The girl went online and spent several hundred yuan on a necklace, and when she was scanning pictures, she threw the necklace to the ground while the fool wasn't paying attention. The girl said to the fool, "Wow, I got the necklace." The fool picked up the necklace with a smile and said to the girl: I finally got it. You can go find the child tomorrow. Thank you, apprentice, for accompanying me in the fight for so long. The girl blessed the fool in her heart.

At this time, both the fool and the girl are level 50. (

The fool found the child again. She was already level 60 by this time. The fool handed three pieces of jewelry to her. The child looked at the fool in surprise and felt guilty. It turned out that the fool really liked her. But the child had a husband, the general, and they had been together a long time ago.

The child didn’t want to lie to a fool, so he said to him: Find a good girl, I’m just a bad boy. Give it back to the fool.

The fool said: As long as I am with you, no one can replace you.

The girl said: I already have a husband, I’m sorry. Just go. < /p>

Is it because I didn’t do it well or something?

The girl said to the fool cruelly: If you can collect a strawberry, I promised to marry you.

The fool said stupidly, "Wait for me" and turned away. The child looked at the fool and said, "Forget about me." In those days, there was always a fool of more than 50 levels in Grand Forest shouting to harvest strawberries. Some people saw the fool shouting to harvest strawberries every day and deliberately making the strawberries very expensive. Even so, the fool still did it. Soon he saved The gold coins were used up.

The girl didn’t say anything when she found out about it, but just stayed with the fool silently. It would be great if the fool could meet him earlier.

The fool was swiping strawberries. I would also take the newcomers with me when I was there, and I just asked him to give him the fallen strawberries, and I would also selflessly give them some low-level equipment and gold coins I got.

But a strawberry is so far away, but The fool persisted as always, looking at the strawberries slowly piled up in the warehouse. The fool believed that there was nothing he could do if he worked hard. The novices asked the fool why he collected strawberries.

The fool chuckled and said that there was a girl. Wait for him, wait for him to marry her. Because they have agreed, they all say that you are so stupid, and the fool will smile. As time goes by, everyone will give the strawberries they picked to the fool.

I don’t know. For a long time, the fool was still collecting strawberries. One day, two very high-level people came to Gran - an element and a general. They shouted to the guild to recruit people. The fool stared blankly at the element, and the element also came. Looking at the fool and recalling something, the guild leader pointed at the fool and said, "Look at that fool. He doesn't know what he is doing. He just wants strawberries for no money. He is really a fool."

The element told him not to call him. Idiot. The man was arguing with her. He got angry and called several people to scold the idiot.

The idiot stood there and was scolded by one person. He didn’t know what to do. A man commented. Those people even scolded the girl.

At this moment, someone sent a loudspeaker saying that the idiot and the girl were bullied on Channel 10. Not long after, Gran. Many people came, including novices of more than ten levels, seniors in their fifties and sixties, and some well-known union bosses. It turned out that they were all people who had been helped by the fool and the girl when they were new. The fool had always been Take them to Grand Graduation, to them fools and girls are theirs. Many people criticized the union boss for scolding a fool, and the server loudspeaker never stopped. Some people scolded the union boss over and over again. Some shouted that anyone who bullies a fool or a girl should not be able to stay in the server. Some suggested that Tell him to block that person. After a while, the name "Public Enemy" appeared above the person who just bullied the fool, and he logged off in despair.

After the scolding ended, everyone said a lot of words of encouragement to the fool, wishing the fool a day with his children and wishing them happiness ``````

The fool was silent for a long time , he only wrote "Thank you everyone" on the loudspeaker and then went offline.

The girl found the child and asked him why he was treating such a fool. If he didn’t like it, he could just say it directly and there was no need to lie to him all the time. The child said no, it was just that he didn't understand what I meant.

The girl said there was something wrong with the fool.

The child said he was very good, but it was a pity that he was not a high-level person and could not upgrade me or give me beautiful clothes. The girl angrily said that the idiot had worked hard to upgrade, but why didn't you wait for him? The B he gave you could be used for several outfits, and you weren't satisfied yet.

The child said. . . . B? I have no idea.

The girl said that the fool pays you every month because he earned it through hard work. I couldn’t bear to give up all my fashionable clothes to you.

The child checked the account and looked at the B above in surprise...

The girl cried and said that she was a fool to pay back what she had.

For a long time, Idiot never came online again, and the girl left. Without Idiot, the game was meaningless to her.

She finally understood that sentence: The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, but you don’t know that I like you...

The child is still playing, she is waiting for the fool, waiting for him to marry her. Why do you only understand cherishing after losing it? It's just that she realized it was a little late.

Many people said that the fool was completely disappointed with the child and left the game.

There are also rumors that the idiot's was stolen. According to the thief, he clearly saw a warehouse full of strawberries.

Who knows, the idiot may be tired. He is interested in the game. ..For love...

It’s just that the fool doesn’t know that the girl who has been with him all the time..

Maybe a few years later, the fool will understand when he recalls the past and thinks of the girl. What Zhizunbao said to Fairy Zixia:

There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it.