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Duanzi:

Allegro Jia said: playing bamboo board will make the sky ring. Students, listen to me: Chinese civilization is 5 thousand years old, and the country of etiquette is famous far and near. ?

I am a new generation of the motherland, and it is my duty to inherit civilization. Manners and manners are standardized, and the People's Olympics contributes. ?

Awesome! Allegro Jia said: Tell us about our life: leave home for school in the morning and go out to greet our parents. ?

Take the sidewalk in the street, walk slowly on the right, and don't run around. Cross the street and look around, the green light passes and the red light stops. ?

Blind uncle couldn't walk easily and stepped on a banana peel. Let's go to help and take the initiative to help. ?

Avoid danger and avoid future troubles. Pick it up and throw it in the trash can. My uncle praised me for being sensible, and everyone was happy, so was I.

Allegro B said: Cross the road and take the zebra crossing. Don't try to be brave, climb over the guardrail. Take the overpass, get off the passage and keep your distance is the key. ?

When asking for directions, say hello to people first. Civilized language is indispensable. When someone asks for help, they will respond enthusiastically and remain polite. If you know the right way, you should apologize if you don't know.

Extended data:

Allegro is a traditional rap art, which belongs to the rhyming genre of China Quyi. In the early years, it was called "Jilaibao", also known as "Dingdang", "Liukou" and "Lianhualuo", which was sung by the poor in the Song Dynasty. Allegro was originally a way and means for beggars to beg for money or food along the street, with a long history; Allegro really existed as a performance form of Quyi art after the founding of the People's Republic of China. After the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC), Allegro has made great progress, forming three famous art schools in China, namely, Gao School (), Wang School () and Li School ().

References:

Allegro-Baidu Encyclopedia