The lines of Degang Guo's cross talk "Dayu Harnessing Water"

The Mid-Autumn Festival in August is thin and dew, and pedestrians on the road are desolate. The bridge is full of sweet-scented osmanthus, and I think about it day and night. There is no peace of mind, so read the article early in the morning. After ten years of hardship in the study, you can only be wise and broad.

Just now, it was Gaofeng and Luan Yunping. The story they were talking about was called Hongyang Cave, a traditional program and a representative work of Wenju. I have studied this, too. Many articles can't be separated from ethics: Poems of the Five Elements and Eight Auspicious Stories can't find it ethically, and there is no burden. This is quite strange. We can discuss it when we have time.

There are only two ways to listen to cross talk. One way is to listen to baggage, but there are some things in stand-up cross talk that pay more attention to knowledge and interest. Look at this we talked about yesterday. Water Margin and Song Jiang were sent to make a scene in Jiangzhou. It introduces a lot of knowledge about killing people, alas, just look at the audience yesterday. After knowing how to kill people. I don't teach this today. I can't stand teaching this all the time. Today, I will tell you a little story about history. Just now, we first talked about "Kegu Entering Beijing", and some viewers found the backstage, saying that we have heard about it. Yes, it was before liberation. If you have an old man at home, you should know. The same is true for this period now. Let's go home and ask. Some old people should know that this is called "Dayu's water control".

I really hope the old people live a long life. It is said that everyone is happy about Dayu's water control, and it is too early. Yes, it's too early. Before the Revolution of 1911 ... before the Great Revolution, we had to move forward. There used to be a saying that since Pangu opened the world, three emperors and five emperors have come to this day. In the early years, before the feudal society, it was said that at that time, heaven and earth were such a big meat ball, just like an egg. There is a Pangu teacher who lives in this egg. Feeling bored, he took out a big axe with him. The axe was wide in the shoulder, thick in the back, and thin in the blade. There was no blood in killing people, and there was three words written on it: Pockmarked Wang. Pangu is very happy. I'll get it. I'll try. Take this and cut this big egg open at once. Those who are clear will rise to the sky, and those who are turbid will fall to the ground. It's a folklore that separates heaven and earth. None of us have ever seen this Pangu teacher. Folk myths, a lot of things are just gossip, don't take it seriously. At that time, there were no words or records, and they were all passed on by word of mouth.

anyway, when you come back, people will gradually become civilized and have leaders. There is one inside the leader: Yao. His name is Yao, and we always say Yao Wang, and this is him. Yao Shunyu soup, this Yao. Yao Wang is great. This man has no shortcomings, but all advantages. The people of the world are united as one and elected Yao as our leader. Later, this Yao became older, so I can't be the king here all the time. You have to find someone who can take my class. At that time, there was a term called: abdication. At that time, I didn't say that this dad quit, but it was given to my son, no. It was a concession. Pick the best people in the world. Everyone's advice, you say who is strong, who can be the king and rule all the people. The ministers gave advice and finally elected a person named Shun.

Yao Wang said that this man's name is Shun. What's a good idea? Everyone said, this man is a good man with great ability and no shortcomings. What a wonderful person: no spitting, crossing the street and taking the crosswalk, getting on the bus to give up the seat for pregnant women, not buying tickets for scalpers, and listening to cross talk without making any mistakes. Yao Wang said it was better than me. I listened to the cross talk and I shouted: Hey! (The audience shouts: Hey! ) Yes, that's it. That's good, bring him here, and bring Shun here. He said, king, what do you want with me? Yao Wang is very happy. Speaking of brothers sitting here, there is no such thing as looking for you now. I need to meditate on you. Shun ran away: I'm not kidding. I've done a good job. I don't spit everywhere. I give my seat to pregnant women on the bus, carry water for military martyrs, and listen to cross talk without making excuses. How can I be embarrassed? King Yao said that you don't understand, it's not that Qian, it's the Zen of giving up, and I want to give you the country to sit down. Shun was stupid when he heard it. How is that possible? Say Yao Wang, if you sit here, the whole world will be home to all the people. I don't have your ability. I can't do it. After three and five remarks, it was finally decided to let Shun be the regent first. The king is still Yao, and Shun first exercises the rights of the king for him. I'll work for a while first. If you think it's ok, then I'll be the king. If you think it's not, it's not too late to find someone else. You're still the king. That year, Yao was 17 years old. Shun Xin said that I can't take many years of politics, and I estimate that you can't stick to 2 years old. In this way, Shun became the master of the world.

But he hasn't been king for a long time, and there is a flood all over the world. In those days, to be honest, it was not as thoughtful as it is now. In ancient times, I knew nothing. When the water comes, the people will be miserable, countless people will die, and the Central Plains area will become a Zehu. The people are in a hurry. What should we do? As the leader of the middle and high people, Shun's top priority is to control water. Discuss with the ministers your ideas, and let's save Li Min in between fire and water. Who can do this? A minister came out here and said that I am willing to control water as a minister. Oh, Ai Qing, what's your name? Gun! Shun is very angry. We have something to discuss. I'm just a regent. If you don't like me, you can talk to Yao Wang. You can't swear, you know? But I, from my point of view, I can't be so angry with you. Let's get rid of this article, I won't mention it. What's your name? Gun! It pissed Shun off, grandson! Are you finished? How can it be like this? Civil and military officials advised him: Don't worry, his name is Zhou. Oh, Shun nodded. This is my negligence. Ai Qing's name is Gun. You're a human being. I don't think I was obedient when I was young, otherwise your father could call you this. Then let's discuss it. Is there any way you can control water? Mr Gun said, I am a disc city dam. What do you mean? The water came, so we blocked it with a wall. Shun said that if the water rises again, our dam will be longer. Shun nodded, well, it is also a way, then you can go.

Mr. Gun, with many migrant workers, began to build the dam. Alas, the dam is getting higher and higher. People look up and the river is flowing in the sky. So does this thing work? It doesn't work. This is a very barbaric practice. When the water comes, you block it, and there is a crack here, and it is blocked here. You'll never get stuck in traffic. The world is so big, how can you stop so many floods? The more blocked, the more trouble. Gun is still giving advice to everyone. Look, we've built a high base here, and the water is coming from the sky. We've blocked this. The next step ... Ministers all mean, you can look back. As soon as I turned around, there was a big crack. Wow, all the water came down, and countless people died. Some ministers told Shun the news, saying that his method was ineffective. Shun is right. I don't think it works either. Since countless people have died, he is guilty of all the people and must be put to death. I sent a minister named Zhu Rong, and you took my edict to execute Gun.

Zhu Rong traveled from here to Yushan all day and night, because Gun was working in Yushan at that time. Zhu Rong is here, and it's said here, Master Gun, it's terrible. Wang, who has done this job, already knows. Wang was very angry, and the consequences were very serious. There's nothing I can do. Now I'm coming to kill you on orders from King Shun. There's nothing you can do. You told me to die and I had to die. Where is the edict now? On the way, why? There was no paper in those days, and the emperor handed down an imperial edict and wrote an edict, which had to be chiseled in stone. I'm pulling the car in the back on the road. Then wait a few days, wait a few days. After waiting for some days, I finally brought this Shouyu. A hundred pounds of big stones, which is what it says. Gun sighed, there is no way, it seems that I am incompetent, causing the people to suffer. Why don't I die to thank the world. Putting his head on a stone, Zhu Rong took out a sledgehammer, and bam, poof, brains came out. Since then, Zhu Rong has never drunk tofu brain again.

However, the courtiers of water conservancy are dead, and the work of water conservancy will continue. So who can do it? By this time, Zhou's son had grown up. Came to the capital to meet Dashun. Said I could control water. Shun was very happy and said, how do you know you can control water? Said my father had been managing water. Who's calling? Gun! Shun nodded. It's up to your father. It's up to your father. So your name is Xiao Gun? My name is not little gun, my name is not little gun. My name is Yu. Oh, it's Yu, so do you still build dams like your father? You can't do that. My father is wrong to do that. The consequences of his doing this will definitely cause all the people to burn charcoal and countless people to die. Yes, that's what your father did. There were countless deaths. Then my father should pay for it. He has paid the price. He is dead. Well, what I want to do, Shunzhi. I can't swim against the current. So what should we do? Say where the water is blocked, I have to clear the blocked place. Shun a listen to, right! He said this. You told your father he couldn't die. Your idea is much better than your father's. Well, Qin bestowed eight ministers, and together with him, recorded this as the eight important ministers in the history books.

Eight people, with tens of thousands of migrant workers, followed Yu to dredge all the rivers. First of all, the first difficulty is Longmen Mountain. Where is it? Now in the southwest corner of Shanxi Province, there is a place called Lijin County, which is connected to the west and the Lvliang Mountains. The south flow of the Yellow River came here and was stopped by Longmen Mountain. What should we do? Now it is imperative to get through the mountain and let the water pass. There were no tractors or these machines in those days. All the tools only have these eight things: melon, cymbal, axe, shovel, grip, palm, lock and balance, and eight things. Let's watch the emperor go to the temple on the stage, followed by a stick, or a hand in his head, or a melon, which was left at the beginning. In ancient times, these eight things were tools for building. It's a lot of work to dig this mountain with these eight things alone. Alas, this project is particularly unsatisfactory, and the workers are very bitter. Dayu does ideological work for everyone. I know everyone works hard, but we have to work hard for the benefit of the people. As the saying goes: no pain, think of Saddam Hussein; If it goes well, think of Clinton. The workers are full of energy. Can you tell us who this Saddam is? Yu said, I don't always know. I've heard what crosstalk people say.

after Yu Wang ascended the throne, he first enfeoffed his ministers. Before Shun Wang's ministers, they were promoted one by one. Including the son of Shun Wang and the son of Yao Wang, also had their own fiefs. Yao Wang's son is called Danzhu, and the land he sealed is called Tang. This place is called Tang, which is near Baoding now. Shun Wang's son was named Commercial and Residential, and was sealed to Yu, which is now Yucheng County, Henan Province, and sealed to this place. I moved Jiangshan to Yangcheng, the capital of which is Yangcheng, and all the people are happy. This is a good emperor praised by everyone.

Let's talk about this year. Although natural disasters have disappeared, man-made disasters have come again. Why? Sanmiao insurrection. Sanmiao, in the southern part of Hunan Province, there is a Miao insurrection. There are two local ethnic minorities: Miao and Li. These two kinds. I think that when the Li people made an insurrection, the leader was Chiyou, who was beheaded by Xuanyuan Huangdi, that is, the Sakaguchi War recorded in historical books. After returning, Sanmiao refused to accept it now, and wanted to avenge Chiyou, and came with soldiers. Yu Wang is not afraid of this, since I'm here, the enemy will have means to resist. Leading the soldiers, they went forward and captured the leader of Sanmiao to the capital in four months. According to everyone's idea, it should be to kill the leader of Sanmiao. But Yu Wang didn't. Please invite them up, sit down, and have a good talk with you. If you know it, you should be sensible. What the people in the world need is peace, and what the people need is to live and work in peace and contentment. I hope you can have a good life in your territory when you go back. Alas, the leader of Sanmiao was moved, tears gushed and nose bubbles came out. When we were wrong, we won't do it again. We changed.

after three seedlings, everyone in the world has a thumbs up. At this time, news came that King Shun was going to die. Where did Shun Wang go? I walked to Cangwu Mountain with Huang E and Nvying. Cangwu Mountain is nine mountains with nine heads, so some people called it Jiuyi Mountain, commonly known as Cangwu Mountain. When I got here, Shun Wang didn't know what he had eaten. Anyway, I'm not very comfortable, and I can't afford to get sick. Send someone to get everyone here quickly. I entrusted Jiangshan with the matter and died here. Alas, E Huang Nvying, crying like a crybaby. King Yu gave a message that people all over the world would wear filial piety for three years. Why do folks say that mourning lasts for three years after the death of parents at home? It's all the rules left over from that year. Wear white in the first year, grey in the second year, and blue in the third year. This is the rule handed down when Yu Wang cried Dashun. Everyone has left, but the two women, Huang E and Ying Ying, didn't leave. They built a small house here, planted a piece of bamboo for Shun Wang, and cried here every day. In the end, there are patterns on the bamboo. There are two kinds of bamboos planted. People with spots on the top are called Pterocarya, and those with flowers in circles are called Xiangfeizhu. With these two kinds of bamboos, if you have the chance to see Jing Li singing Allegro, you can ask him about it. He may not know.

Yu Wang is very good. After he ascended the throne, he visited the people privately whenever he had nothing to do. A private visit is to put on ordinary people's clothes, have fun with the people, and suffer with the people. Nothing to shout in the street: I'm Yu Wang! I'm visiting privately! I keep a low profile! After calling the common people, tell me anything wrong and I'll solve it for you. We're walking here. We've hit a large group of people right, and sent people to come over with a criminal. The criminal kept complaining, and Yu Wang saw it. Wait a minute, I'll ask him, why did he complain? What mistakes did you make? Speak of him, stealing food from others, and now he has been caught. Yu Wang said, Let me ask you something: Why did you steal food from others? I'm hungry for this. Yu Wang nodded: That makes sense. So you stole it, right? I used to steal, but now I am robbing. This appetite is long. Said it was wrong to do so. The criminal said: it's not my fault, but the king's. You make me a courtier, and you make me hungry. Does that mean you have no responsibility? King Yu nodded: Come on, untie his rope and let him go. Let me ask you, if I let you go today, will you rob food in the future? When the big guy looks back, he will grab it if he is not full. Yu Wang said to tie him up. Well, you're not doing it right. How can you rob other people's food? Then again, there is something wrong with you. You go back and give me some time. I will try to make all the people live and work in peace and contentment. You must not kill anyone. Ordering someone to send the big one home is strict discipline.

When I returned to Yu Wang, the capital city, I was in tears. I thought that people at the beginning all took Yao and Shun's heart as their own heart. Now I am in office, and everyone takes their own heart as their own. In a small way, this man's sin is also, in a big way, my sin is also. What do you mean? At the beginning, ordinary people took the heart of a sage like Yao Shun as their own heart. Now I am a prince, and everyone has one heart. It seems that I am incompetent. In fact, Yu Wang was confused, and Yao Shun was still a primitive commune. By now, he has gone to a slave society. People have begun to have financial and personal ideas. But these things are unknown to Yu. So what should we do? In order to make the people in the world live and work in peace and contentment, Yu Wang decided to have five pleasures.

promote five kinds of music and advocate five kinds of musical instruments. What? It's called Zhong, Drum, Qing, Tudor and Yi. The bell, as we all know, is big and small. First of all, in the palace where Yu Wang lives,