Cool jokes about bad mood

1. The man stood at the door carrying fruit: "Hello, aunt, I am your son's boyfriend." "The child's father! Come out quickly!" After saying that, he fell to the ground... Smell The moment the child heard the cry, his father froze when he saw him... After a long time, he said, "Even your taste has changed over the years." The man smiled bitterly: "I told you, I want to be your family." Just now. The child who got up fell down again...

2. Confess to a goddess. The goddess said very gently: When my hair reaches my waist, that's when I will love you! Do you think this is the end? Let me tell you, this is not GC, the main thing is that she has short hair that reaches her ears! It's okay, I'm willing to wait and follow her every day. Suddenly one day I saw her. I saw her. Are you moved by me? She is looking at wigs, wigs! I seem to understand! I immediately ran to get the flowers and waited for her to come out to give them to her. When I came back, I saw her talking on the phone: Honey, I bought you a handsome wig!

3. Nongfu Spring has some bugs. Press conference: Regarding the issue of insect pests in Nongfu Spring, the truth is that we do not produce mineral water, we are just porters of nature. Well, everyone knows this and it has been stated in our advertisements. Since it is nature, there will be insects. If there are no insects in nature, is it still nature? Finally, I wish nature will become more and more beautiful, and the more insects the better!

4. One day while having lunch in the cafeteria, the manager accidentally asked: "Xiao Li, how do you feel after coming to the company for so long? Have you gained anything?" Xiao Li thought for a while and said: "When I first came to the company, I didn't understand anything." The manager asked again, "What's going on now?" Xiao Li said seriously: "I don't understand anything now..."

5. After Lu Zhishen returned to secular life, he made a fortune by selling meat. He grew a long beard and long hair, and he looked completely different from before. One day I went shopping for a car and I looked at several models. I always said the car was light. The car seller thought he was causing trouble, so he pointed at a commercial vehicle and said, "If you move out, this car will be given to you!" Lu Zhishen was so happy that he picked it up and left! After asking around, the boss found out that he was Lu Zhishen, the man who uprooted the weeping willow trees.

6. Red Bean and Mung Bean got married. Soybean, Black Bean and other relatives and friends came to congratulate. Potato also joined in the fun. Wandou stopped him and said: "No one is allowed in unless I am Bean." Potato said with a smile: "I am a bean, if you don't believe me, look at it." Tuduo took out his ID card, pointed to the name on it and said, "My name is Tudou." Wandou glanced sideways and sneered: "There is a word for bean, which means bean. Then the boy has become a green plant. "

7. There was a guy in the dormitory who was very good at surfing the Internet. He played in the Internet cafe for seven days and seven nights before returning to the dormitory. He fell asleep as soon as he took off his shoes. I haven’t washed my feet in seven nights. The smell is quite overbearing. Apart from him and the other seven people in the dormitory, six came out in an instant. There was also a guy who was reading a book calmly. We asked him if he didn’t smell anything. The goods came and said "I have a cold, I can't smell it, I just feel like I can't open my eyes"