A short story about speak Mandarin

1. What are the short stories about Mandarin?

Short stories about Mandarin

Xiao Cheng met Mr. Qian in the toilet. Xiao Cheng should wash his hands, and so should Mr. Qian. Xiao Cheng said, "Teacher, please die first. Teacher Qian knew that Xiao Cheng's pronunciation was wrong, and he called washing (X) death (S). He hoped that Xiao Cheng would find the mistake himself and said, "I won't die. Unexpectedly, Xiaocheng still didn't find his mistake, so he went on to ask, "Why don't you die? Teacher Qian said, "I don't want to die. Xiao Cheng, why haven't you found out that you said the word "washing" of hand washing wrong and said it was "death" of death.

Xiao Wu is an employee of the Beijing office of a Hong Kong company. One day, the company sent him and two other colleagues from Beijing to meet people at the airport. Xiao Wu telephoned his colleagues in the street. As he walked, he said, "When are we going to hijack the plane? Shall the three of us rob together? When a policeman heard this, he asked Xiao Wu, "What did you say you were going to do? Hijacking? "Xiao Wu said," Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I mean to pick up the (ji) plane, not to rob the (ji) plane.

On the bus in Beijing, a foreigner held out a ten-yuan ticket to the conductor and said, "Have you seen it? ! Have you seen it? ！” The conductor ignored it; Outsiders say, "Have you seen it? ! Have you seen it? ！” The conductor held down the fire and still ignored it; Repeatedly, the conductor finally flew into a rage, pulled out a 5-yuan ticket and poked it in front of outsiders, shouting, "Have you seen it?" Outsiders were shocked and scared, and they said in their mouths, "How can the conductor in Beijing be like this?" Everyone was puzzled, only after asking: the foreigner wanted to buy a ticket and said, "Jianguomen, Jianguomen".

One day on the bus, people were crowded. The last person on the bus managed to squeeze his head and feet in, but * * * was outside the door. As a result, the conductor accidentally caught his * * * when he closed the door. I heard the man shouting, "I'm caught, open the door!" " Although the conductor didn't know what Mao was, he saw that the man's * * * was caught and quickly opened the door. After a while, the conductor asked the man, "What is Mao? That is called * * *. " “ *** ？ My place is called Mao. " That man is justified. "You are now in Beijing, not in your hometown. Who can understand you? Remember in the future: only * * *. " The conductor is not to be outdone. The man was silent. After about three stops, the bus arrived at Andingmen. The conductor shouted, "Here comes Andingmen, please change out." As soon as the voice fell, the man leaned up to the conductor and said, "You're wrong. You just said it was called * * *, so why isn't Andingmen called * * *?" The conductor and the whole bus laughed in astonishment.

2. A short story about promoting Putonghua

I went to Tangshan by train, and a girl of seventeen or eighteen opposite me talked with me in Putonghua. She said that she was a specialist in Fengnan and went to Beijing to visit her sister. I asked her strangely, "Are you from Fengnan? Why don't you speak with a Fengnan accent? " She said, "Hey, when you are away from home, you should speak Mandarin!" "Do you still speak Mandarin when you get home?" "I can't talk when I go home, or my mother should say that I am a Beijing accent."

comment: the primary stage of popularizing putonghua is bound to go through a stage of speaking both dialects and putonghua. Young people have the consciousness of speaking Mandarin when they go out, which is the result of school education and the expression of modern consciousness. As for the language concept of the elderly, it will gradually change with the progress of the times.

3. Putonghua Story

Dialect and Putonghua Story

Once upon a time, there was an island where Chinese, German, English and other languages lived. Suddenly one day, all languages decided to leave the island and go outside.

soon, all kinds of languages came to land. Ah, the outside world is really beautiful: there are tall buildings, tall and straight trees, bright flowers and lovely animals ... Looking at it, all languages are separated, but it doesn't matter, those people are very enthusiastic, so all languages will soon have a place to live. English came to England, French went to France, and Japanese came to Japan. The place where German settled was Germany ... However, Chinese in China split into two, and dialects and Putonghua appeared.

One day a few years later, dialects and Putonghua came together. When dialects saw Putonghua, they swore for no reason, but Putonghua bowed greatly when they saw dialects and asked, "Dialect buddy, how are you recently?" Seeing this, the dialect was not ashamed, but proudly replied, "I've been so busy recently. Who told me to be so popular?" Everyone talks about me. " "Really?" "Don't believe it, let's compare." "Good!" Mandarin confidently replied, "Why don't we invite other languages to be judges?" "ok!" Dialect readily agreed. They found other languages to judge them.

At the beginning of the competition, the judges said, "You two introduce yourselves." Dialect spoke: "Hello, my name is Dialect, which is a very popular language. When people speak, it is me-Dialect. I am very common, and everyone will say, don't learn, you will understand as soon as you listen ... " “NO！ NO！ NO！” English says in nonstandard Chinese, "I don't agree with you, because I can't understand most of what you say." "yes! Right! " Other languages speak in unison. Now it's time to speak Mandarin. He stepped on the stage, adjusted his collar, and then said, "Hello, various languages. My name is Mandarin. Although few people speak me now, I believe that in the near future, I will become a household name and everyone will speak it. In fact, speaking Mandarin has many advantages, such as: speaking Mandarin is a polite and civilized expression; Also, if you want to swear when you speak Mandarin, you can't swear, because swearing is only possible when you speak dialect, so speaking Mandarin can help people get rid of the bad habit of swearing. Also, if you can't speak Mandarin, you can read some composition books, fairy tales, etc., while reading, which not only increases your knowledge, but also learns to speak Mandarin. If you really can't speak, you often try to speak. It doesn't matter if you make jokes. Isn't there a saying: Smile, it's ten years old. There are countless benefits of speaking Mandarin, so let everyone come to me-Mandarin! " The words sound just fell and thunderous applause rang out from the audience. "In the first game, Mandarin won." The judges said. Immediately after the second game of knowledge contest, the third game of intelligence contest and the fourth game of physical competition, Putonghua won. Obviously, Putonghua won a great victory in this game, so all languages helped to promote Putonghua. Soon, dialects have disappeared in China, and naturally, Mandarin has become a well-known language spoken by everyone.

One day on the bus, people were crowded. The last person on the bus managed to squeeze his head and feet in, but * * * was outside the door. As a result, the conductor accidentally caught his * * * when he closed the door. I heard the man shouting, "I'm caught, open the door!" " Although the conductor didn't know what Mao was, he saw that the man's * * * was caught and quickly opened the door.

after a while, the conductor asked the man, "what is it?" That is called * * *. " “ *** ？ My place is called Mao. " That man is justified. "You are now in Beijing, not in your hometown. Who can understand you? Remember in the future: only * * *. " The conductor is not to be outdone. The man was silent. After about three stops, the bus arrived at Andingmen. The conductor shouted, "Here comes Andingmen, please change out." As soon as the voice fell, the man leaned up to the conductor and said, "You're wrong. You just said it was called * * *, so why isn't Andingmen called * * *?"

the conductor and the whole bus laughed in astonishment.

A foreign tourist entered Beijing for the first time. After feeling for a long time at Beijing Railway Station, he decided to take the most familiar and cheapest public transport-bus, go to the joint place designated by his friend and build the country.

when you get on the bus, you have to pay a one-yuan fare. But he couldn't find the change for a long time, so he had to take out a brand-new ten yuan and say to the conductor, "Jianguomen." Who knows that the conductor's elder sister glanced at him from the corner of her eyes. To put it bluntly, she gave him a dirty look and turned to collect money from other passengers.

our GG is a fool, thinking: why don't you charge me? This is not against the rules! So, he took a step and overcame all difficulties. Finally, he squeezed into the side of the ticketing elder sister, shook the money in his hand and said "Jianguomen!" This time it was a little louder, which attracted the attention of the surrounding people. This ticketing elder sister is also embarrassed to ignore him. I saw her "whoosh", took out a brand-new hundred-dollar bill from her purse, praised it to our unswerving GG, and said loudly, "Have you seen it!"

It turns out that our GG's Mandarin is not very standard, and "Jianguomen" is given as "Have you seen it". No wonder the ticket seller is angry. Isn't it just a relatively new ten yuan? Small kind, who hasn't seen it! !

4. I urgently need a story about Putonghua, about 5 words, not too many

Putonghua stories

I went to Tangshan by train, and a 17-year-old girl opposite me talked with me in Putonghua. She said that she was from Fengnan and went to Beijing to see her sister. I asked her strangely, "Are you from Fengnan? Why don't you speak with a Fengnan accent? " She said, "Hey, when you are away from home, you should speak Mandarin!" "Do you still speak Mandarin when you get home?" "I can't talk when I go home, or my mother should say that I am a Beijing accent."

comment: the primary stage of popularizing putonghua is bound to go through a stage of speaking both dialects and putonghua. Young people have the consciousness of speaking Mandarin when they go out, which is the result of school education and the expression of modern consciousness. As for the language concept of the elderly, it will gradually change with the progress of the times.

Secondly

A girl from Hebei was introduced to a young man from Shandong. From the first time we met, we all talked in Mandarin. On the wedding night, the groom said to the bride, "I will speak Shandong dialect in the future!" " The bride asked, "Didn't you always speak Mandarin to me?" "I'm not afraid you think my culture is low! Now that I have married you, I should relax. "

A year later, the baby was born. When the baby began to babble, the young father suddenly changed to speak Mandarin. He said, "You can't let your children learn the local dialect from primary school."

comment: speaking mandarin is the embodiment of cultural accomplishment. Young parents let their children learn to speak Mandarin from an early age, which is a sign of being responsible for their children's life.

Third

Three years ago, a field officer went back to his hometown to visit relatives. Because he had worked in other places for many years, he was used to speaking Mandarin. As a result, his father picked on him: "Going home, are you still playing bureaucratic jargon with your father?" When he went home again this year, he took the initiative to talk about his hometown dialect. I didn't expect the village chief to blame him again: "You have been away for many years, why do you still speak dialect?" Now everyone in our village speaks Mandarin! The products of the village-run enterprises have been sold to other provinces, and people will think that the scientific and technological content of our products is not high when they speak dialect. "

Comment: See the value of Putonghua. The market economy has pushed the countryside to the forefront of modernization. Language is the second appearance of people. Modern farmers should have a modern language image, so don't look at today's farmers with old eyes.

fourthly,

a prosecutor in Shanghai went to the northeast on business. When he checked in at the hotel, the receptionist at the front desk saw him wearing a uniform and asked him, "Is there a guy?" The Shanghai guest was very surprised and replied, "I have no housework." The waiter said, "Who asked if you had any housework? I meant if you had any guys?" The guest was angry: "My home is in Shanghai. What are the chores here?"? Inexplicable! "

comment: do you understand? "Guy" means "tools and weapons" in the northern dialect. The waiter asked the guest if he had any guns. If he had any guns, he had to register them. But she doesn't speak Mandarin, and the guests in the south can't understand it. No wonder people are angry.

5. The short story of Speaking Mandarin Well

Once upon a time, there was an island where Chinese, German, English and other languages lived. Suddenly one day, all languages decided to leave the island and go outside.

soon, all kinds of languages came to land. Ah, the outside world is really beautiful: there are tall buildings, tall and straight trees, bright flowers and lovely animals ... Looking at it, all languages are separated, but it doesn't matter, those people are very enthusiastic, so all languages will soon have a place to live. English came to England, French went to France, and Japanese came to Japan. The place where German settled was Germany ... However, Chinese in China split into two, and dialects and Putonghua appeared.

One day a few years later, dialects and Putonghua came together. When dialects saw Putonghua, they swore for no reason, but Putonghua bowed greatly when they saw dialects and asked, "Dialect buddy, how are you recently?" Seeing this, the dialect was not ashamed, but proudly replied, "I've been so busy recently. Who told me to be so popular?" Everyone talks about me. " "Really?" "Don't believe it, let's compare." "Good!" Mandarin confidently replied, "Why don't we invite other languages to be judges?" "ok!" Dialect readily agreed. They found other languages to judge them.

At the beginning of the competition, the judges said, "You two introduce yourselves." Dialect spoke: "Hello, my name is Dialect, which is a very popular language. When people speak, it is me-Dialect. I am very common, and everyone will say, don't learn, you will understand as soon as you listen ... " “NO！ NO！ NO！” English says in nonstandard Chinese, "I don't agree with you, because I can't understand most of what you say." "yes! Right! " Other languages speak in unison. Now it's time to speak Mandarin. He stepped on the stage, adjusted his collar, and then said, "Hello, various languages. My name is Mandarin. Although few people speak me now, I believe that in the near future, I will become a household name and everyone will speak it. In fact, speaking Mandarin has many advantages, such as: speaking Mandarin is a polite and civilized expression; Also, if you want to swear when you speak Mandarin, you can't swear, because swearing is only possible when you speak dialect, so speaking Mandarin can help people get rid of the bad habit of swearing. Also, if you can't speak Mandarin, you can read some composition books, fairy tales, etc., while reading, which not only increases your knowledge, but also learns to speak Mandarin. If you really can't speak, you often try to speak. It doesn't matter if you make jokes. Isn't there a saying: Smile, it's ten years old. There are countless benefits of speaking Mandarin, so let everyone come to me-Mandarin! " The words sound just fell and thunderous applause rang out from the audience. "In the first game, Mandarin won." The judges said. Immediately after the second game of knowledge contest, the third game of intelligence contest and the fourth game of physical competition, Putonghua won. Obviously, Putonghua won a great victory in this game, so all languages helped to promote Putonghua. Soon, dialects have disappeared in China, and naturally, Mandarin will become.