There is a very interesting joke. Very humorous

There is a very interesting joke. Very humorous

Humorous people not only tell jokes, but also know jokes told by others. I collected a very funny joke here, which is very humorous. Let's test how high your humor cell index is!

Joke 1

1, suddenly fart while playing games. In order to hide myself, I made a strange call. My four-year-old daughter is playing with plasticine. She heard the sound, looked up and said, Dad, does farting hurt?

Me. . .

2. Brother:? Mom, what is death?

Mom:? Death is gone. ?

Brother:? Will mom die in the future?

Mom:? Yes! ?

Brother:? I don't want my mother to die. Can I change to my brother?

3, the little guy does not sleep, it is a headache!

Me: If you don't sleep, I won't meet your grandmother at the station tomorrow, and I will lose. . . !

6-year-old daughter: That's your own mother. You can do such a thing. . .

My nephew was five years old and once took him to take a bath. He looked at me naked and asked curiously, "Uncle, what kind of Mao Mao are you!" !

When I said it was hot, he seemed to understand and told me: I told you not to wear open-backed pants!

5、? Son, buy a drink for dad! ?

? Is it Sprite or Coke?

? Well, coke! ?

? Is it normal temperature or low temperature?

? Normal temperature. ?

? Is it a big bottle? Or a small bottle?

? Why don't you buy me a bottle of water? ?

? Is it mineral water or drinking water?

? Get out of here! ?

? Now or later?

? Now! ! ! ?

? Do you want to go with me?

? I'll teach you a lesson with a broom! ?

? Is it a hard broom or a soft broom?

? Lao tze want to kill you! ?

? With a knife or a gun?

? Use the gun! ! ! ! ?

? Hit me in the head or abdomen?

? Hey, you, asshole! ?

? Am I a cow or a pig?

? You are a pain in the ass! ! ! ! ! ?

? Am I a mouse or a cockroach?

? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ?

Dad is crazy. . .

Joke 2

1, Dad: Son, what is your ideal?

Son: Well, the economy is getting more and more developed, but the relationship between people is getting colder and colder. People, more and more lack of care and respect. The degree of enthusiasm for a person is always considered by interests. I want to spend my whole life trying to improve this relationship!

Dad: How ambitious! So what do you want to do?

Son: Be a beggar, encourage life to develop kindness, give me care, and I will kowtow to them. Don't worry, I will treat you equally, and I won't kowtow less because someone pays less!

Dad: Yes. . . . . .

Dad sent the guests out and said politely:? Take your time! ?

The son listened and said naively: Dad, why do you say you walk slowly when you send someone out, and mom says you walk fast every time you send that person out?

3、? Come on, son, call dad! ?

? Hehe, you are the first to dare to call me dad, and I hope you are the last! ? I said to my dad.

Today, a clever young woman took her 6-year-old son to the orchard to buy cherries. The young woman tasted a cherry and said, What kind of cherry is this? It doesn't smell like fart! ?

Her son said: It's not like we spend money on fart, of course not! ?

The young woman has a black face. . .

5. There is a baby in the village who can light a cigarette at the age of three. Everyone praised them for their cleverness. . . The poor man set fire to his house.

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