I posted in my circle of friends that I will die if I can’t quit. My friend asked me whether I should quit smoking or drinking. In fact, I quit smoking. How should I reply to him. A little funny

Friends, I solemnly declare: I quit smoking! In fact, I quit smoking a long time ago! It’s just that the rules are different! At that time, I quit for an hour or two at a time! I usually quit for six or seven hours in the evening! Now we need to extend the time: strive to abstain continuously for 80,000 hours! This is just the first stage, and there may be half a million hours of abstinence in the future...