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The big pig said yes, and the little pig said no

One day, the pacifier mysteriously leaned up to my ear and said mysteriously, have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"? I was reading a novel at that time, so I answered' No' without thinking. Later, the pacifier proudly ran to me every day and called me piggy. I told her that I was a piggy and she was a sow, one more word than me! As a result, she cried with anger. Later, I pretended to lose money and told her that she was not a sow. Then she smiled and I said,' Then who is it? As a result, she jumped and chased me like a monkey! Although I am physically miserable, I am mentally superior. So I am very happy and happy!

I love my pacifier very much. I want to be with her all the time, love her and care for her. She is influenced by me more and more, and always thinks she is a super funny person. She often tells me jokes that are not funny. After listening to them, her expression is very dull, so she says I don't love her. There is no way. I often brew a smile before she tells a story. It's too exaggerated and flattering. Later, I went to the toilet to defecate, and Luo Chicken kept telling me boring stories in the next room, so I turned him into a panda, and I got rid of the resentment accumulated in my heart for many years. When people are under pressure to a certain extent, they should learn to let it go, otherwise they will live very tired.

Playing the guitar

Because I learned a poor guitar playing skill when I was a child, I borrowed a guitar from Lao Wu. Tell the pacifier that I want to play a beautiful song for her. Then the pacifier moved a small bench to sit in front of me. I cleared my throat, and then I played the guitar skillfully while singing [without hesitation]. After singing, the pacifier said, this is simply the sound of nature! Scare people's souls away. Then I chased my baby, intending to cut her to pieces. But after I caught her, she had tears in her eyes and pursed her mouth, so she could hang an oil bottle. I didn't believe it before, but after seeing it with my own eyes, it was sure that people didn't build this idiom. Seeing that she was wronged, I only slapped her ass 5 times in the end, and then the matter was forgotten. The next day, she found it.

Later, I rented a house outside because I planned to take the postgraduate entrance examination because it was too noisy in the school. The house was on a slope about 8 meters high, and the angle between the slope and the ground was about 35 degrees. On the first day I went, I looked at the slope and thought, If this guy falls at night, it will be over. As a result, the next day I witnessed the whole process of falling from it with my own eyes, and both witnesses and victims were me. I was very depressed because I read books at night. So I went back late. On the way, I was texting Lao Xu to explain sexual knowledge. As a result, I went to the highest point of the slope, and I couldn't drop it early or late. I didn't drop it until the highest point. As a result, my feet were empty and I fell from the air. At the moment I fell, I thought, I wouldn't be finished. Fate favored me. There were just two wine bottles where I fell. Fortunately, I was carrying a schoolbag and I fell. Because my right hand propped up the place, my back didn't hurt very much. Then I heard the sound of broken wine bottles, which felt really close to death.

After I fell, I was in a coma for 1 seconds. When I woke up, I found that my right hand couldn't move. I guess it was a fracture. It was already 12 o'clock at night, so I had to walk slowly back to my bedroom alone, and then I dipped some water in a towel and applied it to my arm. It's a terrible fall. Your skill is not as deep as mine.

The next morning, the pacifier came to see me, only to find that my right hand was swollen like a thigh. The pacifier said in surprise that it was amazing to exercise like this after a night. I told her with a wry smile that I had an adventure yesterday. Then she said that this schoolbag was our lifesaver, so we can't lose it in the future. Let's leave it for our great-grandchildren in the future. I promised her, and then she helped me to go to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor took a picture, and then said, bone fracture. I watched the film, and sure enough, there was a big crack in the bone. Then he said, I have to cut my hand. I was surprised. Then he If he is a doctor in obstetrics and gynecology and tells the child's father that there is a monkey in his belly, it must not be fatal!

After this incident, my personality has converged a lot, and then I moved out of that place. I think life is short and fragile! And I can't write every day, so I don't go to self-study every day. Later, I found that everyone likes to make excuses for themselves. My baby always bought me some fruits such as bananas and apples when I was first sick, and sometimes fed me. I was very touched. But a few days later, my baby was busy with the exam, so I had to' do it myself and have plenty of food' again. < P > Teachers all said, it doesn't matter, you don't have to hand in your homework at ordinary times. I trust them very much, so I didn't hand in my homework until the exam. After the exam, I checked my score, and it was 6 points in the whole city. Obviously, the teacher didn't give you the usual grades. I was depressed. I learned that you have to rely on yourself to do everything, and others don't always keep their words, so you have to be prepared before doing things.

Big pig said yes, while little pig said yes. As a result, she jumped and chased me like a monkey! Although I am physically miserable, I am mentally superior. So I am very happy and happy! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I love my pacifier very much. I want to be with her all the time, love her and care for her. She is influenced by me more and more, and always thinks she is a super funny person. She often tells me jokes that are not funny. After listening to them, her expression is very dull, so she says I don't love her. There is no way. I often brew a smile before she tells a story. It's too exaggerated and flattering. Later, when I went to the toilet to defecate, Luo Chicken kept telling me boring stories in the next room, and let me turn him into a panda, so I got rid of the resentment accumulated in my heart for many years. If people are stressed to a certain extent, they should learn to let it go, otherwise they will live very tired.

Play the guitar! ! @@##

Because I learned a poor guitar playing skill when I was a child, I borrowed a guitar from Lao Wu and told the pacifier that I would play a beautiful song for her. Then the pacifier moved to a small bench and sat in front of me. I cleared my throat, and then I played the guitar skillfully while singing [without hesitation]. After singing, the pacifier said, this is simply the sound of nature! Scare people's souls away. Then I chased my baby, intending to cut her to pieces. But after I caught her, she had tears in her eyes and pursed her mouth, so she could hang an oil bottle. I didn't believe it before, but after seeing it with my own eyes, it was sure that people didn't build this idiom. Seeing that she was wronged, I only slapped her ass 5 times in the end, and then the matter was forgotten. The next day, she found it.

Later, I rented a house outside because I planned to take the postgraduate entrance examination because it was too noisy in the school. The house was on a slope about 8 meters high, and the angle between the slope and the ground was about 35 degrees. On the first day I went, I looked at the slope and thought, If this guy falls at night, it will be over. As a result, the next day I witnessed the whole process of falling from it with my own eyes, and both witnesses and victims were me. I was very depressed because I read books at night. So I went back late. On the way, I was texting Lao Xu to explain sexual knowledge. As a result, I went to the highest point of the slope, and I couldn't drop it early or late. I didn't drop it until the highest point. As a result, my feet were empty and I fell from the air. At the moment I fell, I thought, I wouldn't be finished. Fate favored me. There were just two wine bottles where I fell. Fortunately, I was carrying a schoolbag and I fell. Because my right hand propped up the place, my back didn't hurt very much. Then I heard the sound of broken wine bottles, which felt really close to death.

After I fell, I was in a coma for 1 seconds. When I woke up, I found that my right hand couldn't move. I guess it was a fracture. It was already 12 o'clock at night, so I had to walk slowly back to my bedroom alone, and then I dipped some water in a towel and applied it to my arm. It's a terrible fall. Your skill is not as deep as mine.

The next morning, the pacifier came to see me, only to find that my right hand was swollen like a thigh. The pacifier said in surprise that it was amazing to exercise like this after a night. I told her with a wry smile that I had an adventure yesterday. Then she said that this schoolbag was our lifesaver, so we can't lose it in the future. Let's leave it for our great-grandchildren in the future. I promised her, and then she helped me to go to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor took a picture, and then said, bone fracture. I watched the film, and sure enough, there was a big crack in the bone. Then he said, I have to cut my hand. I was surprised. Then he If he is a doctor in obstetrics and gynecology and tells the child's father that there is a monkey in his belly, it must not be fatal!

After this incident, my personality has converged a lot, and then I moved out of that place. I think life is short and fragile! And I can't write every day, so I don't go to self-study every day. Later, I found that everyone likes to make excuses for themselves. My baby always bought me some fruits such as bananas and apples when I was first sick, and sometimes fed me. I was very touched. But a few days later, my baby was busy with the exam, so I had to' do it myself and have plenty of food' again. < P > The teachers all said, it doesn't matter, I don't have to hand in my homework at ordinary times. I trust them very much, so I didn't hand in my homework until the exam. After the exam, I checked my score, and the score was 6 in the whole city. Obviously, the teacher didn't give me the usual score. I was depressed. I learned that I have to rely on myself to do everything, and others don't necessarily keep their words, so I have to be prepared before doing anything.