Children's joke: indiscriminate use of idioms

One day, Xiaojun wrote a composition in the classroom: My Home.

Xiaojun wrote: "There are three people in my family, my parents and me. When we go out every morning, the three of us go our separate ways and take different routes at night to achieve the same goal. Dad is an architect, pointing at the construction site every day; My mother is a shop assistant and comes to the store every day. I am a student, and I am in a daze in the classroom every day. There are three people in my family who have the same rotten tastes, and the family lives in harmony. But when my grades are not good, my dad still fights with each other and cruelly beats me to the ground, but my mother stands by and never acts bravely. "

The hardest tongue twister

Cowherd loves six niang, and six niang misses Cowherd.

Cowherd loves six niang year after year, and six niang misses Cowherd year after year.

Lang Lianniang came to Niangniang Lang,

Love your mother, love your husband, love your husband.

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The old dragon was very angry and annoyed the old farmer.

The old farmer was angry and let the old dragon.

Farmers are angry with farmers, and farmers are more angry.

Dragons are angry with farmers and afraid of them.

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There is a painter in the seventh lane and a blacksmith in the west lane.

The painter in the seventh lane used the tin of the painter in the west lane.

The tin smith in West Lane took the paint from the painter in Seven Lane.

Painters in the seventh lane and blacksmiths in the west lane use pigments.

The tin smith in West Lane laughed at the painter in Seven Lane for stealing tin.

It is everyone's responsibility to pay attention to hygiene.

A family of three lives in a new house. Seeing that both husband and son are not very particular about hygiene, the wife wrote a slogan at home, "Pay attention to hygiene, everyone is responsible", so as to urge the son and husband to pay attention to hygiene.

When my son came home from school, he saw the slogan, took out his pen and changed it to "Pay attention to hygiene, adults are responsible".

The next day, my husband saw it and took out a pen to change the slogan to "Pay attention to hygiene, and my wife is responsible."