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Talk about brotherhood

1. Brother, you said that face is very important, but now you don’t even want your brother to have face.

2. Brothers, it is not fashionable to be prettier than your girlfriend now, who are you comparing to now? I love my girlfriend more;

3. The relationship between you and me is like iron, with no gaps; the friendship between you and me is like iron, indestructible; the friendship between you and me is like iron, which can be forged into steel over a hundred times; the righteousness between you and me is as heavy as iron, like a thousand pieces of gold. On Iron Man's Day, I wish you happiness as solid as iron and happiness as solid as copper and iron

4. Brothers just cheat and risk their lives if they get into trouble

5. I say brothers, from now on Smoking less and drinking less. I want to play with you for a few more years. Don’t get in front of me.

6. Girls say sisters are the best, boys say buddies are. The most ironclad.

7. Brother, stand up quickly, we are waiting for you!

8. Use iron hoops to seal friendship, use iron buckets to fill affection, use iron pots to heat sincerity, and use iron pots to heat sincerity. Pick up blessings with a spoon, edit text messages with iron blood, and send them out via iron towers: May your iron chain bring you countless good luck!

9. Playing together with food and drink is a friend, but we still play without food or drink , this is brother.

10. We will always be good brothers, and we are destined to be brothers in this life.

11. Those who dare to fight together are not necessarily brothers; those who dare to be beaten together must be brothers.

12. The iron bond of brotherhood will sometimes be broken by money

13. It is said that brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. My sides are already full. Knife

14. Brothers one, two, three, four, five, spending money does not differentiate between you and me. There are tens of millions of brothers, and men are not afraid of losing money after spending money.

15. I will cherish the friendship at this moment, because I believe that we only have this life and no afterlife. Space talks about brotherhood

Space talks about brotherhood classics

1. I am grateful to my brother for everything he has given me. I still remember how I should repay that touch

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2. Now that I am gone, I can only pick up the pen and write this song to commemorate the fleeting years they gave me

3. I have never forgotten the brothers who once fought for me. I put him in my heart

4. A little boy in the rebellious period and the brother of life and death.

5. Do you want to see if something happens to you? Do you want to help you? Do you stand by your side and fight alongside you?

6. Brother, eldest brother. The saying "brothers are lifelong" is not just a matter of words.

7. Brothers, keep your word for the rest of your life.

8. Good brothers for a lifetime, best friends for a while

9. As you walk through life, you have to weigh it in your heart. The word loyalty is in the heart, and the word righteousness is placed on both sides. Friendships are deep, brothers take care of the heart and gallbladder. Brother Shi Gandang, a mountain of swords and a sea of ??fire. May our brotherhood be higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea.

10. A brother is someone who has encountered difficulties himself and is still wondering whether you will encounter the same difficulties.

11. Between iron buddies, the relationship is "iron", the friendship is "iron", the care is "iron", and the love is "iron". May we be "iron" all the way to the end!

12. We will never give up even in the face of the rain of swords and swords from all over the world. Only such people can be called brothers!

13. Brothers, I wish you all the best. My younger brother, You He, would like to thank you!

14. What is a brother? A brother is standing shoulder to shoulder with you in front of thousands of troops.

15. Brotherhood was like a bright light in my past life, illuminating my soul and giving my life a little brilliance. Space talks about popular chapters on brotherhood

1. My brother is the one who sent me a text message saying that we should meet at the same place when I was feeling uncomfortable. He came wearing slippers in the rain at night and came over to accompany me when I was feeling uncomfortable!

2 .Brother is the one who doesn’t have a phone call for a week or a month, but when I feel uncomfortable and bored, I call all the people!

3. If people have feelings, God will grow old, and all my brothers will be killed if they touch me.

4. You can’t tell how two people are like by eating, drinking and having fun. Only when there is something serious can you tell how good their relationship is.

5. I like you who are lively and carefree every day, talk to me without restraint, and go out of your way to tease me and tease me.

6. When my best friend is done playing, it’s time to be a kid. If you don’t play well, it’s The Legend of Zhen Huan. If you play well, it's Water Margin, if you don't play well, it's Shanghai Beach.

7. "Nuts, the zombies are coming soon, are you afraid?" "Afraid!" "Then why don't you run away?" "Because my friends are behind."

< p> 8. If I were asked to describe our deepest friendship in one sentence ten years from now, I would say that we were as good as homosexuals.

9. Don’t be sad when your friends ignore you. Everyone has their own life, and no one can always be with you.

10. Our topics are getting fewer and fewer, and we no longer have the enthusiasm to talk until late at night!

11. No matter whose fault it is, the person who apologizes first must care about you the most. people.

12. Thank you. Although I dislike you as much as before, you are still by my side.

13. A true friend is the one who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest time.

14. Good friends are like stars. Although you may not always see them, they are always there.

15. The friendship I want is simple and clean, with no deception and no room for ending. Let’s talk about the latest chapter of brotherhood

1. Being unfaithful to brothers, being struck by thunder and being disrespectful to women. Well, I’m afraid of falling when I walk, I’m afraid of being unstable when holding a knife, and I’m afraid of being cruel when drinking blood

2. The most unforgettable things in my life are those years when I skipped classes with my brothers, picked up girls, got into trouble, and cheated my family out of money. , and show off.

3. Some people used to be such good brothers. Until now, this person met this brother and said a word, but he didn't reply a word.

4. What is a brother? He is a person who doesn’t have a phone call for a week or a month, but when I feel uncomfortable and bored, I have a phone call all the time!

5. I will cherish the person who has finished the call. The person who poured water on my face after washing his hands in the toilet.

6. As long as there is love in your heart, you will be with us wherever you are...

7. Having a cold war with your best friend is not as painful as falling in love.

8. Say that a brother is a brother for life

9. As we grow older, it is not that we lose some friends, but that we understand who are the real friends.

10. A brother is someone who can talk to you when he is upset or helpless

11. A brother is someone who feels that he is not alone in the world once you meet him

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12. A brother is someone who never mentions sadness and pulls you to move forward

13. Our friendship is unparalleled in the world - the best brothers

14. A brother is a sandbag when you vent your frustrations. He resists even beating or scolding him. Finally, he gives you a hug and says that everything will be over!

15. It’s not easy for brothers’ love to change over time.

16. Are brothers still brothers? Is friendship still considered friendship at this point?

17. Call me brother for a lifetime

18. You occupy him as a brother Bed, he is willing to sleep on the floor!

19. A brother is someone who will carry it with you no matter how much trouble you cause.

20. A brother is someone who knows full well It's someone who will accompany you to death even if you make a mistake. Sentences and quotations about brotherhood!

1. A brother is not a brief scene of fireworks, but a sincere picture; a brother is not a long-term acquaintance, but a heart-to-heart understanding.

2. When you give me a smile, it reminds me of my old brothers and makes my eyes sink into your back forever. As the night goes by, when the meteors pass by, there is no need to be sad for thousands of years. We will meet again in the future, and our hearts will beat for the rest of our lives when we look at each other again.

3. Brothers are of one mind and will never be separated!

4. Brothers are like pieces of a puzzle, which together form a beautiful picture. If one piece is missing, it will never be complete. You are the important piece that I don’t want to lose.

5. A brother is someone who usually scolds you and claims not to annoy others when he sees you. But when you are upset, he can drink beer with you until dawn.

6. Brother is not a bunch of gorgeous words, but a warm greeting; brother is not a perfunctory hug, but a knowing look.

7. A brother is the first person to stand up and vent your anger even when you are bullied and scared to the point of pissing your pants.

8. From today to the end of the world, we will always be remembered as our lucky few, our brothers who are dependent on each other. Whoever dies with my *** today, he is my brother.

9. A brother is someone who has encountered difficulties himself and is still wondering whether you will encounter the same difficulties.

10. What can you do to make me ask for you? Even if you are powerful and powerful. I will not fawn over you and wag my tail in front of your eyes like a dog. Nothing more than a passing glance at what you did. Don't exchange your pity for my charity. If you are a man, you should dare to do what you want. If you have a bird under your crotch, go to...

11. From acquaintance to knowing each other, from knowing each other to believing, we even understand each other, respect each other, trust each other, and support each other. . From then on, we brothers became connected, which was a special blessing.

12. A brother is someone who shamelessly sleeps on your bed and refuses to let you sleep on the sofa.

13. A brother is the one who sends you 1,000 text messages to comfort you when you are broken up in love, and laughs at you afterwards for looking so upset.

14. My brothers usually say that you are tone deaf and your singing is ugly, but in KTV they will compete with you for the microphone to see who can sing more unpleasantly.

15. Brothers, we may not share the blessings, but we must share the difficulties. Brother, these two simple words carry so much emotion! Brothers are another interpretation of family love! A collection of phrases about brotherhood!

1. A brother is your lover when you have no lover!

2. A brother does not laugh with you happily, but cries with you in sadness.

3. A brother is a person who drinks alone but takes two cups.

4. A brother is a silent concern that does not require any words, it is reflected in all actions!

5. A brother is that no matter what you do, he will still treat you as a brother.

6. When a brother doesn’t have a woman, you become his woman.

7. A brother is someone who is willing to accompany you without saying a word when you need him.

8. A brother is the one who helps you go home when you are unhappy or drink too much.

9. A brother is someone who accepts gifts from you unceremoniously without saying thank you.

10. A brother is someone who still believes and doesn’t have any doubts at the last moment!

11. A brother is someone who you can scold for anything, and he will listen to your scolding with a smile.

12. Brothers do not "help" you do things, but "do things for" you.

13. Brothers in the world, brothers for life, unforgettable years!

14. A brother is someone who shamelessly sleeps on your bed and refuses to let you sleep on the sofa.

15. Our friendship is as high as a mountain, as deep as the sea, as strong as wine, and as long as a river.