Begging girls to chase boys' scripts!

Man: (singing) Of all the lonely people, I am the only one who is happy (holding a rose and a backpack).

Here's the thing. A few days ago, my hometown introduced me to a friend and agreed to meet tonight. Ask me how old I am, senior. What happened to my senior year? You don't know the situation in our school: the ratio of male to female is far from matching, and boys line up in front of the girls' building and have to quit because of their poor strength. Seeing others in pairs, drinking a cup of boiled water makes my stomach ache, my pure heart languishes day by day, and I dream of dating at night. In short, a person is simply suffering. Don't laugh, you are a loser without a girlfriend.

Experienced people know at a glance that they can't send roses to girls when they meet for the first time. Anyone who knows more knows that this is fashion consumption. Those who know little think that my thinking is wrong. I have to hide first and seize the opportunity slowly (put roses in my bag). We made an appointment at eight in the evening. (Looking at his watch) There are ten minutes left, and we'll talk to you for a while. Anyway, I'm relaxed, and as you can see, I'm charming when I walk and talk, and I wish me success in my heart.

This date not only represents me personally, but also is the collective honor of our whole dormitory. Look, it's all hidden around (flowers and trees). You see, this dress is Liu's, the shoes are Xiao Li's, the tie is Xiao Wang's, and even this hairstyle is designed by everyone. If you lose tonight, you will definitely suffer when you go back. I had to lie that she liked me. I don't think that's possible. I'm sorry. Oh, it may come.

W: I am not afraid of jokes, and I am a senior. My friend introduced me to an object and said to meet at eight o'clock in the evening. I'm completely unprepared. If it works, see you next time. If not, it doesn't matter. Anyway, it's all his consumption Lonely days are really boring.

Man: It may be here. I don't know. On our first date. If you want to get in touch, you must rely on the code ... number one, number one, I have a signal.

Woman: Is there a signal? Count romantic numbers and look at all the channels.

Man: Lonely boy, talking without laughing.

Woman: Lonely girl, helpless.

M: Playing cards at night and sleeping during the day.

Woman: I live alone and feel very bored.

M: Find a bosom friend to relieve boredom and begin to understand.

W: Making friends is my hobby.

Man and woman: (at the same time) Oh, you are-

Man: Meeting like this for the first time may make you laugh.

W: Pursuing romance is my hobby.

Man: Well, what's your name?

Woman: My name is mosquito-repellent incense.

Man: My name is Liu Mang. You can call me Lao Liu.

Woman: Lao Liu, it's awkward to call it that.

Man: Embarrassed about what? Just get used to it. Unlike my classmate in the upper bunk, he likes to take advantage of others. You said that his surname is not Wang or Liu, and his father's surname is Gong. Everyone calls him Lao Gong when they meet.

W: You have a good sense of humor.

Man: Not humorous, lonely.

Woman: What are you lonely for? It is said that you boys have a good life. You can play ball outside when you have time and brag when you come back. Unlike me, everyone else is in love, and I am blind in the dormitory.

Man: You can't say that. You are alone, and we are even more lonely together.

W: Don't you like playing ball?

Man: Yes, I play ball all day and sleep. Life is boring.

Do you like reading novels?

Man: I tell you, I like reading novels very much. Jin Yong's novels are underestimated, Gu Long's novels are tired of reading, Qiong Yao's novels are sticky and my young heart is about to change. What do you like to watch?

W: I don't have any hobbies. Just listen to the radio and turn on the channel.

Man: Listen to the radio? The conditions here are not very mature. Besides, what's good about broadcasting is nothing more than talking and laughing, making noise, looking for ice, giving a signal, and having fun with me.

Woman: You, you, you are too extreme. Radio has many benefits that you can't see. The radio can talk to me, laugh with me, sing with me and dance with me. This feeling of happiness can only be realized by lonely me.

M: Actually, I also listen to 1 10. I know what they have done. Old Cheng Xiaofeng bought a job as a laborer, repaired the wardrobe with a smile, and sold slippers in Jie Bing, Zhang Jun, really.

Woman: (with a shy smile) You are so funny.

M: Actually, I think you are good at talking.

Woman: Be polite.

M: Gentle and graceful.

Female: Beautiful and dignified.

Man: gentle and kind.

Female: The momentum is high.

Man: How do you know what I'm talking about?

Woman: It's in the book. Very familiar.

M: But this has been integrated into my personal feelings, and the order has been adjusted organically.

M: Then I'll read you a poem: I love you/like a stone building for a long time/my heart/like a disrepair garden next to the playground/waiting for you/as long as the internet speed in the computer room/but my feelings/are rising like the water in the west gate.

(Flower: Eh, I heard from President Zhang that Ximen is going to be rebuilt. )

Woman: Actually, I think you are very good, too. You talk humorously and have a good personality. Although you are not good-looking, you are above average. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

M: Thank you. It's a long story You say that the girl I like is either because I have too high a vision or because she lacks rational thinking about me. In the end, she often goes their separate ways. Then tell me about the girl who likes me. I'm a little sentimental, and I always feel that I can't cultivate my own sentiment without the stimulation of chasing.

What kind of girl do you like?

M: I like talking and laughing straight. When I have nothing to do, I go to the channel and sing and dance with the radio. This loneliness can only be understood by considerate me.

Woman: (urgent) you, you talk nonsense.

M: I'm sorry, what I just said may seem immature.

Woman: I won't argue with you either. Let me ask you something. You're a senior, don't you have any other ideas?

Man: I came to see you. How dare I have other ideas?

W: I mean, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

M: I want to, but there is no place to see it.

Woman: Go to the library.

M: Go to the library.

W: There aren't many people in the library.

M: There are books everywhere on the desk.

W: Take a seat.

Man: If you are not careful, you will be in trouble.

W: Then you can go to No.2 Teaching instead of going to the library.

M: Second teaching is worse.

W: Where is the environment worse?

Man: It's all battlefields of love! I saw it, but I'm still sad about the Pacific Ocean!

Woman: That's really bad. Then, instead of reading, go to the Internet cafe. I have been surfing the internet recently.

Yes, I've been surfing the Internet recently. However, sometimes you are helpless on the Internet, with straight eyes and nothing to do. What are you doing online?

Woman: I am old, chatting and looking at photos of handsome guys.

Man: Peeping?

Woman: What are you talking about? People see Andy Lau. God, coach, I can't stand it. By the way, I have a place that works well. Do you want it?

Man: Come on, my budding heart has just sprouted, so I'll let you hold it. Isn't that deformed?

Woman: (clears throat) Channel 2, have you heard of it?

M: Are you going too? I'll go, too. It's working well. My classmates also use it.

W: I like Channel 2 very much, too. I went there to write articles, cultivate sentiment, send pictures, and be humorous. I saw many photos of alumni there.

Really? Who's that? Tell me about it.

Woman: Say it? Okay, then. Xiaoyang is very cute, and it's better than Bisong, especially good at South-South and North-South. Rukawa Kaede is so handsome! ! !

M: Are you talking about boys? There are women. For example, Kinki's sister, ice-clean as snow, blossoming sister, four years old this year, forum beauty, Xun Mei walking in the snow, rouge fire rouge fire, is a boy who dare not provoke.

Woman: Really?

Man: (turning his head and quietly taking the rose)

Woman: That's right. Oh, it's getting late. I have to go back to the internet and see where it is. Let's call it a day. Oh, by the way, the channel can only be accessed on campus network now. Know 54 sunshine net, leverage, Xiaoyang Kaka is the whole one, what sunshine can I enjoy with you? Ok, bye-bye, 54 Sunshine and Channel are waiting for me, so let's call it a day!

Man: (without looking back) Put it down.

Woman: (as she quits) There are also many four-year dates. I feel much better today. This person walks and talks funny, but the overall feeling is still not good.

Man: (nervously preparing to send roses, suddenly turning around, holding roses in both hands) Why does everyone leave early? They left early before the roses were sent out, saving a lot of things. Look, everyone, tonight's failure is due to her poor consumption concept. You said you didn't need to spend money, and I didn't need to spend money. Anyway, it is all collective consumption in our dormitory. As long as we talk and laugh, who knows, what's wrong with eating melon seeds, drinking and flirting, and spending your time? I won't play.

M: (Helpless) I'm still leaving. I haven't met anyone yet. I feel very wronged. I want to talk to Xiao Tian. (Holding a mobile phone) Hello, 1 10, I'm looking for Xiao Tian. What? Police station? Huh? Wrong number! Not the city 1 10, but 1 10! ……