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Pistachio composition
In daily study, work or life, when it comes to composition, everyone must be familiar with it. According to the characteristics of propositional writing, composition can be divided into propositional composition and non-propositional composition. What kind of compositions have you seen? Below is my carefully compiled pistachio composition, welcome to read and collect it. Pistachio Composition 1
On November 3, 20xx, I had a lovely sister. Since having her as a pistachio, grandma’s house has become a lot more lively!
My sister is Yan Jialu, and she is a very motivated little guy. She is one year old, has a round and fair face, and a pair of lovely watery eyes. She especially likes to eat her fingers, and she also likes to bump heads with me. When she saw me eating, her mouth moved, and then it started to "rain". Her funny look was so cute!
Yesterday, when I went to my grandma’s house, Lulu was sleeping. I walked gently to the cradle, looked at Lulu sleeping, and gently stroked her smooth face with my hands. His hand moved. I thought to myself: Children are so vigilant. I was playing on the computer next to Lulu while watching her... After a while, I heard something. When I saw it, it turned out to be Lulu in the cradle: her eyes were wide open, and her two little hands were in the cradle. He was making random gestures in the air, muttering the language of his own country. I walked up and shouted: Lulu! Hearing what I was talking about, Lulu turned her head towards me and smiled at me. She smiled with a few small teeth exposed in her crooked mouth, like a little rabbit. Then he raised his little hands and clapped them, as if to welcome me. During the meal, Lulu sat next to me and watched the whole family eating with gusto, but she didn't get to eat alone, so she was shouting and yelling. When she was tired, her saliva started to flow, and she looked at the dishes on the dinner table with her big eyes. In the end, she had no choice but to feed her first!
This is my sister - Yan Jialu, a cute and drooling guy. Pistachio Composition 2
The person I love most is my sister. Because she is the pistachio of my family. My sister is four years old this year. She has a round face with a pair of big, bright eyes, and a small mouth under her small nose that often makes the whole family laugh. Therefore, the name "pistachio" comes from this.
Despite her young age, her words can always make people burst into laughter. I remember one time, my cousin came to my house for a birthday. While eating the cake, she said out of nowhere: "The sky is unpredictable, but I am lucky enough to eat the cake." As soon as my sister said this, the whole family was stunned at first. Then he burst into laughter, and my cousin stopped laughing. He leaned on the table and screamed, and asked my aunt to rub her belly. I rolled into grandma's arms early, and grandma hugged me with a smile and called me "heart." ; My mother’s job is all about my father; even my cat doesn’t sleep anymore. He jumps off the sofa with a thud and staggers towards us, meowing as he runs. He seemed to be amused by his sister's humorous language.
The young girl with a backpack was swinging in the bar
When we had laughed enough, I asked my sister: "Who told you this?" My sister made a naughty face Answer: "It's grandpa, he asked me to say it, so that my brother can be happy." We all looked at grandpa, and he said with a smile: "Isn't it fun! Pistachio actually betrayed the old man. "The laughter we had just stopped echoed in the hut again.
Time flies so fast, and my sister has grown up in a blink of an eye, but she still makes us happy as always. Being our little "pistachio" brings me so much happiness. Pistachio Composition 3
My sister is the pistachio of our family. Wherever she appears, there is a sea of ??laughter.
She is four years old. Her little black eyes were always spinning, as if she had come up with some weird idea; her red cherry mouth was always talking and singing tirelessly; she also had a Chibi Maruko-chan hairstyle, which made her look More naughty and cute.
Her first characteristic is her cleverness and likability. Once, when my uncle and aunt were on a business trip, she kept pestering my mother to sleep at my house. My mother jokingly teased her: "Only my girl can sleep with me. Will you be my girl?" "Be your girl!" my sister said loudly. "Then you call her mom.
"I thought this would stump her, but she actually shouted "Mom" loudly. Guess what she said next? "When my mother comes back from the business trip, you can give me back to her, okay?" We couldn't help but laugh at her serious look. Although she knew she would cry in the middle of the night, her mother couldn't refuse her lovely sister's innocent request.
Her second characteristic is that she loves to wear pretty clothes. The clothes should be matched, and she especially likes to wear sparkling eye shadow. One day during the winter vacation this year, it was snowing outside, and she actually wore a summer gauze skirt with a sweater. As soon as I walked in, she shouted: "Sister, look at me. Aren’t you pretty?” I held back my laughter and said, “Beautiful! But you can’t just talk about demeanor without warmth!” As soon as I finished speaking, I saw my mother-in-law chasing me with her coat. “My little ancestor, are you cold? !" "It's not cold," my sister said as she ran. I caught up with her and touched her hand. It was ice cold. After everyone's repeated coaxing, my sister put on her coat and often reminded us: "I'm wearing a gauze underneath. She’s wearing a skirt, she’s so beautiful!”
This is my sister, the pistachio who always brings laughter to our family!
Fourth grade of Renmin Road Primary School: Happy with Jamaican coffee Fruit composition 4
Beside me, there is such a person, she is my "pistachio", but she is not the fruit I usually eat, she is a girl, who brings me every day Joy, the person who brings me smile, brings me happiness. That person is: Chen Chenxi.
She brought me many laughters, and the one that I remember most is that one day. After we finished the exam, I was surprised by her score of 87! It’s incredible! She usually performs very well, the teacher likes her, and her scores are always good, but this time she got like this! Her parents were very strict, so... After class, I walked straight to her side. At this time, she was staring at a mosquito outside the window. I sat down, faced her, and said, "Chen, you, Are you okay? Actually, it's nothing. Everyone can see your usual behavior. It's really nothing this time. Next time..." "Zhao, can this mosquito still fly?" "She interrupted me and asked me. I was stunned, looked at the mosquito, and said, "Well, it should be able to fly. As long as it works harder, it should be able to fly." "After hearing this, she stood up and said to me: "Yes, if you work harder, you can fly. In fact, I don't think my test is so bad this time. Only after I failed the test this time did I know that I Only by focusing on my shortcomings can I continue to work hard in this area. Instead of arguing here about why I did so poorly in the exam, it is better to sit down and reflect on my mistakes. In this way, I will spread my wings and fly high into the sky! "I nodded approvingly, but at this moment, this guy actually smiled evilly at me and said: "By then, I will be able to stand high in the sky and look down on you, hahahaha! I said angrily: "Just you?" You'd better not fall, I won't catch you! "She suddenly entangled me and said, "You cursed me, didn't you? You bad guy! Don't curse me! Bad guy! "I broke away from her clutches and turned around to smile.
This is my "pistachio". I hope her laughter can accompany me until I grow old, but my sincere hope is that this smile Can appear on her face forever! Pistachio Composition 5
This person has a huge head, a pair of bright eyes, and two small dimples will appear when she smiles. She is also one of the best in our class. Big fat guy. This person is the "pistachio" of our class - Fang Yujie.
This is a Chinese class, and Teacher Yang is dictating to us. Everyone frowns, looking like they are thinking hard. But "Pistachio" has his eyes wide open and answers fluently in the dictation book. But he is also the teacher's spy. Whenever we hand in the dictation book, he is not so polite. He will take other people's dictation books. Go, and then hide it in your schoolbag so that others can't find your notebook. But "Pistachio" secretly smiles in his heart, and then "Pistachio" will come forward and help others find their notebook.
Also, when he was asked to stand up and answer the question, the smile on his face disappeared immediately and he ran away without a trace. The teacher said: "Looking at your leisurely look, you must be confident!" But it took a long time to write. , and still didn't see him speaking, Teacher Yang encouraged him and said: "Don't be afraid, just say whatever you think!"
"I...I...", with great difficulty, "Pistachio" finally filled his mouth. As soon as he said a word, the students immediately put away their smiles and listened attentively.
"I..." He sniffed, and the two dragons in his nostrils suddenly retracted. "Teacher, I...I...I am...confident, but...but...I'm...not feeling well today."
"Hahaha..." As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked. The classmate and the teacher couldn't help laughing and said, "Aren't you full of energy when get out of class is over?"
This is the "pistachio" of our class. Pistachio Composition 6
"Meow, meow, meow..." I saw my mother carrying a cute kitten back home. The cute kitten jumped towards me as soon as it saw me. My pistachios.
Its body is chubby and very cute, like a little fur ball. It has black and white fur, very cute. Two round little eyes, like two beautiful black gems, which will glow when looking at things at night, and a pair of cute and beautiful little ears.
It has a skill, which is to catch mice. Once, my mother and I saw it running around and wondered what it was doing. Later, we saw a mouse, and my mother and I realized that the kitten was catching the mouse! After a while, the nasty rat was caught. We thought it would eat it directly, but the kitten played with the mouse until it was half dead and let it go. Then it caught and played with it, let it go again, and caught it again before eating the mouse.
My kitten looks like a human. Last time, my mother beat me because I made a mistake. I felt so bad that I cried. Suddenly, my pet kitten jumped on my shoulder, with a box of tissues in its mouth, and gently caressed my back with its right hand, as if to say: "Master, stop crying, quickly wipe it with a tissue." Tears." After a while, I started playing with the kitten.
I like that cute kitten. It plays with me and sleeps with me. I love you! Cute kitten. Pistachio Composition 7
My favorite animal is rabbits, because rabbits have been the most docile race since ancient times. My family also raises rabbits, two of them, one male and one female, very cute. The male rabbit's eyes were very beautiful, so he was named "Meiyan". The female rabbit's mouth was black, like a black bow, so she was named "Black Bow Knot"
Finished introducing the names , let’s introduce the habits of the two of them. Their habits are different. Little Black Bowtie eats very quickly and is not picky. Every time she feeds Meiyan some vegetable leaves, she comes to eat them. How fun it is! Come again. Speaking of eyebrows, he eats vegetables very slowly and it takes several minutes to finish them. He is also very picky and will not eat vegetables that are a little dirty. Of course, he will eat them quickly when he is very hungry.
Once, I took them to play outside. At that time, an uncle was flying an eagle kite. As soon as I let them out, they were frightened by the eagle kite and went home. Haha! Really Fun!!! It turns out that rabbits also know that eagles are their natural enemies! They are quite smart!
In fact, they are sometimes very lazy, just like other rabbits. I don’t like this very much, usually Will tell them: Get up! Lazy egg!! However, they also enjoy it!
Now, my rabbits have grown up, and you can tell from their poop that they pee a lot. , but I’m so happy, they will get married and have babies when they grow up! Oh! I love my little rabbit! Pistachio Composition 8
She is of medium height, with sparse hair, but is jet black, with A pair of willow-leaf eyebrows, two grape-like eyes under the eyebrows, and a small cherry mouth under the hooked nose. This is the pistachio in our class.
After class every day, students are always running around in the class and it is difficult to write homework, so I am very angry. No matter if she has a lot of homework or not, she will always think of interesting things to make me happy, so this pistachio is not called for nothing.
That day, the sky was gloomy, which made me feel gloomy. She wanted to scold everyone she saw, but when Pistachio came, she thought about it, and suddenly she asked me with a smile: In what month were you born? I casually said she was born in July and it felt like she had taken psychotropic drugs. She laughed and said loudly: "Aren't you born by your mother?" People around me also laughed, and I rolled my eyes at her. She was no exception. She made a face in return and proudly returned to her throne.
In fact, pistachios not only make me happy, but also comfort me from being sad to happy.
One time, the class was having a general cleaning. I was cleaning the windows outside, but someone bumped into my chair and I fell off. My hands and feet were bruised. I endured the pain and did not cry out. Pistachio saw it, so she ran over to comfort me and took me to the infirmary. The pain was unbearable when she was spraying alcohol for disinfection. I cried, but she told me that this pain was nothing. I had also been bitten by a dog. Woolen cloth? It was she who made me grow from weak to strong and made me no longer afraid of difficulties.
She is also my good friend. When I am angry, I will think of ten thousand interesting things about her. When I am sad, I will think of her who comforted me. When I am proud, I will think of her. Remind me of her.
Friends are worth cherishing. Don’t be sorry for a friend who is really good to you. Pistachio Composition 9
Ah, so boring. Do you have a book?
I don’t have it. Do you have a blank piece of paper?
Me neither! Huh, Huh, Huh
The outside the window was as lifeless as the classroom: the grass turned brown and the flowers lowered their heads.
Stopping, Lu Xiaohan and Guo Rujia were startled. The two classmates asked in unison: Who are you? I am Lao Sun, don’t you know me? When I heard the voice, I realized it was Wang Zihao, the comedian king of our class. He pasted two pieces of paper painted with black paint on his eyebrows, and pasted a few hairs from a stuffed monkey on his face to pretend to be Sun Wukong. The classmates all raised their heads and stared at him. He remained there motionless.
The students secretly laughed inwardly: What kind of weird thing is this? Wang Zihao saw it and asked, "I just saw a monster. Where did it hide?" The classmates blinked and said: No, we didn't see any monsters! Wang Zihao shouted: Is it true? After he finished speaking, he put his right hand on his forehead and his left hand behind his back, making a gesture of looking into the distance. The classmates were laughing so hard that he couldn't get enough. He ran to the podium and picked up the teacher's stick. , swung it twice in his hand, and then hit Ma Jinhao while shouting: Monster, where can you escape! The classmates couldn't bear it any longer and laughed loudly one by one. Lu Xiaohan even cried with laughter and shed a few tears.
Hahaha The laughter of the students still echoed in every corner of the classroom. Wang Zihao nodded, "I, my old grandson, will be very kind today and let you go!" I saw him running out of the classroom quickly. After a while, he walked in with a full belly and shouted: Senior brother, let me help you catch monsters! It turned out that he had stuffed his coat into his T-shirt again and had a small round piece of paper attached to his nose with two big nostrils drawn on it. This time he was dressed as Zhu Bajie. Wang Zihao walked struttingly with a teaching stick on his shoulder, and even learned two pig sounds. The laughter of his classmates immediately made the classroom boil. Even the usually calm monitor covered his mouth and started laughing.
Ding Ling Ling’s classmates reluctantly returned to their seats to prepare for class. Thinking back to the scene of the performance just now, they couldn’t help but laugh. Pistachio composition 10
Anhui Wang Shuo Name: Li Yuhang Age: 8 years old Characteristics: A small papaya face, button-like nose, messy hair, head always smelly, must be a month Didn't wash my hair.
Catchphrase: I don’t know.
Happy event one: "Li Yuhang, how old are you this year?" Li Yuhang was invited to the podium by the teacher. "I...I don't know, my mother said I am a sheep." "Haha..." We burst into laughter, which could really knock the roof off. "How old is a person born in the year of Sheep?" The teacher was obviously teasing him. "Just ask Zhang Ke, he and I are both sheep." Zhang Ke stood up and said, "In the next Year of the Sheep, I will be 13 years old." Li Yuhang said, "I am 13 years old this year!" "Hahaha... "There was another burst of laughter, this time it was going to make a big hole in the sky.
Happy incident two: The teacher called Li Yuhang to the office and asked: "Why is your handwriting deteriorating more and more?" He scratched his scalp and said: "I also want to write well, but the pen doesn't work. I am willing to write well." The teacher asked him to bring the pen and said, "Pen, pen, what are we born to do? Isn't it just to help others write well? Why are you different when other pens do it well? Let me see what your name is? Oh, the hero card, no hero, no worse than a bear." The teacher criticized the pen while looking at Li Yuhang. But Li Yuhang seemed to be okay, looking up at his papaya face and looking happy.
Pistachio Composition 11
La la la la... Bursts of laughter came from the street. We, fully armed, carrying various baskets, were flying to the sacred Yew Pavilion to pick fruits.
Finally arrived at the destination! Neat rows of yew trees came into view, with small red fruits inlaid on them. We couldn't bear it any longer, and before the teacher shouted to dismiss -, we swarmed up, running and jumping to the place where there were many small fruits. Huang-Yi-Jia-! Needless to say, the first thing I heard was Sun Qi’s cute shout. Coming! I called her back, then followed her shout and came to her side. Start picking! OK! Sun Qi stood on tiptoes and carefully picked a small and exquisite fruit. I looked at it and immediately picked off a small fruit next to it. Look, it has a small light green head on its head, and its whole body is red and shining.
I couldn’t help but scream softly, holding this little cutie in my hands and loving it. Well, maybe I can even carry a basket home! Sun Qi said eagerly. As soon as I heard this, I was full of energy, and started to pick up the small fruits one by one with joy, looking at them lovingly from time to time. Sun Qi did not show any weakness and rushed to pick the fruits. But after a while, there were a lot of small fruits piled in our basket, as if they were like pieces of rainbow candy.
While we were concentrating on picking the fruits, Guo Ziyi ran over screaming and joined our camp. When there were no fruits on one tree, we ran to another tree to pick them; when I couldn’t reach the branch above my head that was full of red bean fruits, Sun Qi and Guo Ziyi stepped forward to help me. Solved my problem. Ten minutes passed and we all picked countless fruits. When the teacher saw that it was almost time, he organized us to go back to the classroom together. We all talked and laughed along the way and did not feel tired at all.
We were all very happy when we returned to the classroom with a lot of fruits. These fruits seemed to have magic power, deeply touching a happy place in our hearts and making us happy. Always smile and forget all your worries. Everyone gathered together, had a great time, and spent an unforgettable afternoon! Pistachio Composition 12
A pair of big bright eyes, a chubby little face, an innocent smile, a clear and pleasant childish voice...this is how naughty and cute I am Little brother--Martin.
Speaking of Martin, he is the "cutie", "troublemaker" and "pistachio" in our family. He is four years old, and his childish words are always unexpected and make people laugh.
I remember once playing a game of "hide something", he hid his grandma's dentures without anyone noticing. At dinner time, grandma couldn't find her dentures and was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. Grandma asked Martin. He put his hands on his hips, pouted, shook his head and said confidently: "Grandma, I hid your dentures in a safe place, so that thieves can't find them!" We laughed after hearing this! I couldn’t smile from ear to ear. Martin looked at us with a trace of doubt in his eyes, but Ren still said firmly: "I have done a good thing, otherwise, grandma's dentures might have been stolen by a thief!" Then there was another burst of uproar. Laughing, it makes people fall on their backs...
Martin is still a little "obsessive-compulsive disorder". "Soy milk and fried dough sticks are a perfect match," he firmly believes in this. One time when he had soy milk and fried dough sticks for breakfast, he just played with it. Everyone thought he was not eating as usual and drank all the soy milk. After playing the game, Martin happily came to the dining table, glanced at the breakfast on the table happily, and asked doubtfully: "Why are there only fried dough sticks and no soy milk?" "Drink it up." I replied casually. "Drink it!" Martin looked at me with disbelief, his eyes widened, and his face turned red from suppressing it. Immediately afterwards, a heartbreaking cry came into my ears, and my eyes as big as beans fell down. Just when we were puzzled, he choked with tears and said: "Without the soy milk, what will we do with the fried dough sticks?" In an instant, the comfort of adults, Martin's cry and our laughter filled the whole room.
Although Martin is a real troublemaker, he can often bring unexpected surprises and joy to people.
It is truly a "pistachio" in our family! Pistachio Composition 13
Her round face is embedded with a pair of bright, watery big eyes, a high nose bridge under the eyes, and peach pink lips that look like they have been painted with lipstick. However, she No lipstick!
From the appearance, she is a cute and smart girl, hehe! She is a humorous and innocent child.
"Haha..." The whole family was amused and laughed. This must be the niece telling a joke again! "Guess what joke I'm going to make next!" the niece said with a smile. "I don't know!" we replied in unison. "I don't know anymore!" I want to say: One day, a blind man met a lame man. The blind man said: "I will carry you on my back. I will be your legs and you will be my eyes." The lame man agreed, and the blind man carried him on his back. The lame man was very happy and kept singing: "Go, go, go!" When he reached the crossroads, there was a sewer pipe in front of him. The lame man became nervous and said, "Ditch, ditch, ditch!" The blind man thought that the lame man was letting him keep singing. Walk forward and "plop" the two of them into the sewer. "Haha," my niece is funny. My niece is very special in telling jokes. She tells them in a melodious and melodious way, and sometimes she stares with eyes wide open. This makes the listeners laugh, but she herself is serious and like she is fine. Same.
Do you know who this "pistachio" is? That’s right! It's Li Tianyu.
This humorous and cute little girl, do you like her? Pistachio Composition 14
Legend has it that there is a magical nut, which is "pistachio". During the Persian War in the fifth century BC, the Persians relied on him to keep their army energetic and win consecutive battles. It is commonly known as "pistachio" today.
The shape of pistachios is very unique, looking like a shell. It wears light yellow armor, which firmly protects the brown and purple fruits inside. Maybe because the fruit grows bigger and bigger, it opens the two tightly closed shells, and the gap it cracks resembles the big mouth of a face, so it looks very happy, maybe this is the reason for its name. Come on.
When you peel off the shell, you will feel a sweet and salty, salty and sour fragrance looming, making you feel refreshed. Huh? Are pistachios also afraid of the cold? Look at the "big clothes" tightly wrapped around it, some are brown, some are purple, some are yellow, how fashionable they are. After taking off the "clothes", you can see the green and tender flesh inside, which is as green as emerald. You can gently put it into your mouth. The fragrance is mixed with a slight bitterness and salty taste, which is unforgettable for a long time. It is so hard that you have to bite hard with your teeth to break it. After a while, there was only a "bang" sound, and it cracked. The original bitterness was gone, and what hit your nose was a touch of salty and sweet. The silky taste spreads along the mouth and throughout the body, making it soothing and full of energy. ——The refreshing aroma lingers on the tip of my nose, giving me a long aftertaste. Although all the pulp has been eaten, a lingering fragrance still lingers in my mouth for three days, accompanying me for a long, long time...
Pistachios are not only delicious, but also nutritious. Rich, its nuts contain about 20% protein and 15% to 18% sugar. It contains vitamin E, which can resist aging and enhance physical fitness. Because pistachios are rich in oil, they have a laxative effect and help to expel toxins from the body...
How can people not love such delicious and nutritious nuts? Pistachio Composition 15
In my six years of primary school life, I must have had about a dozen classmates sitting at the same table with me. Some of my previous deskmates were good at singing and dancing, some were talented, and some were mischievous. However, my current deskmate, Zhu Meiyue, is known to be overly enthusiastic and is just like a passionate and unrestrained man.
Zhu Meiyue is a notoriously reckless person. I heard a clang, and I looked back curiously. Unfortunately, Liang Yan's poor water glass was knocked to the ground by her again. Zhu Meiyue! Liang Yan shouted angrily, you knocked my water glass away several times! Can you be a bit of a lady? Why do you always cause trouble for me? But Zhu Meiyue didn't mean to say sorry at all. Instead, she kept laughing like a normal person, and her crescent-shaped eyes were narrowed to a slit. After laughing enough, she acted as a repairman again and repaired the water glass with ease. Look, isn't this a good thing? Why are you making such a fuss and scolding me for nothing? After saying that, he shrugged his shoulders and made a very aggrieved expression.
Although Zhu Meiyue is a bit reckless, she has a very cheerful personality and seems to be happy all the time. I remember one class break, the two of us were doing homework in the classroom, and I suddenly heard the singing of my hometown, the village where I live, coming from next to me. Sister, can you stop singing these old and scummy songs? Sing something nicer, you are completely 'disturbing the people'! I sing mine, you write yours, I decide my music, it’s just so capricious! Look, how reasonable! I also really admire my cheerful and willful deskmate.
After listening to my description above, you must think that she is a so-so girl, right? Then you are wrong. In terms of study, she is very serious. She is at the forefront of every subject. Her beautiful writing, beautiful compositions, and passionate reading are all amazing.
This is my pistachio deskmate Zhu Meiyue. It's hard not to be happy when you're with her!
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