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I hope one day you can understand that making money can cure all affectation and give it to you who live seriously.

I always think of a famous saying by Qi Chen, a teacher of New Oriental: Don't talk too much when you have no money. You should be clear about your ability, and you should work hard to make progress. Only in this way can you be qualified to be a philanthropist and help others live a better life. Otherwise, it's like a disabled person with no legs sitting in a wheelchair, saying I won't hit you because my heart is kind! One. Sample. Yes Virtual. Fake! When you have no money, admit that you have no money, do what you should do in a down-to-earth manner, look up, have distant dreams, and stand up to your unyielding backbone. No matter what they tell you, you must believe in yourself and just do it! Until you really become an upper-class person!

1

I invited a friend out to the movies yesterday, but he was turned down.

I think it is very strange, because she is almost the most active person in her circle of friends, and generally does not miss the activities invited by friends.

She told her that she was tired of making money now and couldn't afford to lose time.

It turned out that some time ago, her mother was ill. For the first time, she realized that her parents were getting old and began to have minor illnesses.

In the hospital, she was sad and mixed in the crowd, waiting in line to pay the money.

Looking at the amount in the ledger, I thought of my moonlight life and the only 2,000 yuan in my bank card, and suddenly realized the benefits of money.

When life comes with illness, disaster and embarrassment, we will realize that it is too bad to have no money.

I suddenly remembered my poorest days, and I didn't even dare to get sick because it was too expensive to see a doctor.

Gastroenteritis can only vomit in front of the toilet, and then force yourself to drink a large cup of hot water.

Only then did I realize that it's good to have money.

At least it will make us live more decently and have more choices.

I saw a movie, but I can't remember the name, but I always remember one line:

I don't love money, but I know that money can bring independence and freedom. I like living independently and freely.

2

In the online drama "Beijing Women's Picture Book", after Chen arrived in Beijing, she defected to her high school classmates.

Knowing that men and women are different, she still wants to avoid living in a classmate's small apartment because she has no money.

Later, I was almost violated by my classmates. Before I decided to leave, I carefully asked him:

Can I still do the job you introduced me to before?

So humble, in the final analysis, because of two words: no money.

Regarding "Why do people work hard to make money", there is an answer on the Internet that I quite agree with:

Try to earn money, not because you love money more. But in this life, I don't want to feel inferior to anyone because of money, nor do I want to embarrass anyone because of money.

I only hope that my parents are old and I can share the burden. When my children need money, I won't be short of money.

If we are given a reason to work hard, it must be because we are afraid of poverty.

three

When I watched "My First Half Life" before, I thought Luo Zijun was particularly melodramatic.

I graduated from a famous university, and I am very good-looking, because my husband said "I earn money to support you" and chose to be a full-time wife.

Someone cooks, someone takes care of the children, and a pair of shoes is 80 thousand.

My husband has a lot of gossip in the workplace, but she is just shopping and thinking, and she has no financial ability.

So when the marriage crisis comes, it will look so thin and weak.

In the "gambling game" of marriage, Luo Zijun lost everything, because she had no chips from the beginning, and even the "capital" was given by her husband.

Fortunately, Luo Zijun woke up quickly enough to find a job immediately after the divorce and turn over step by step.

In sharp contrast with Luo Zijun, it is her best friend Tang Jing.

Tang Jing is a typical professional woman with a house and money. She has a successful career and never depends on anyone.

In the novel, after Zijun's divorce, one day he couldn't control his emotions and ran to Tang Jing's office to escape from reality. There is such a psychological description:

I haven't been to Tang Jing's office before, but today I feel warm and safe, so when I sit down, I don't want to leave.

This is her world, which she won by gritting her teeth with her bare hands. Unbreakable, her efforts over the years have paid off.

It was work and money that gave Tang Jing enough confidence.

Money can give us more choices, and choices can breed our sense of security.

four

I remember once watching the round table pie and talking about money.

Ding Xueliang, a guest on the program, said that his best friend was a Jew when he was studying in the United States.

The Jewish friend said:

You Asians always think that we Jews love money, and I used to be ashamed of it.

But then my father told me a word. From then on, I knew why our family loved money for generations.

Because once persecuted, whatever the reason, it is money that can buy a family's life.

Jews don't love money. What they love is "money can buy a family's life".

Money is equal to dignity and freedom to a certain extent, which makes us feel warm and safe.

Seeking security is our subconscious instinct.

There is a funny joke in Weibo:

My girlfriend booked a plane ticket after falling in love, flew to Maldives for a holiday, and came back a week later, as if nothing had happened.

I asked her how she quickly got out of the shadow of lovelorn. Is love not deep enough?

She said: probably rich!

People who have no money are lovelorn and can only buy a bottle of beer and sit on the side of the road crying.

But with money, you can go to romantic Turkey, Tokyo and Paris, surf and cry, and cry if you want.

It's not that we should envy money, but that life is really not so good without money.

Only by spending time on improving yourself and making money in a down-to-earth manner can we stay away from all impetuous and sitcoms.

Because those who are busy and rich will never spend their time on useless emotions.

five

There was a topic in Weibo before: Who do you want to see most when the epidemic is over?

The best answer is: I don't want to meet anyone, I just want to go out and make money quickly.

There is also a hot search topic: What did the epidemic make you understand?

A highly praised answer is: I don't need a job, but I need a job.

Someone replied: it is not the need for work, but the need for money.

Positive solution.

On weekdays, many people live a life of moonlight clan and even debt.

Affected by the epidemic, income was suddenly cut off and there was an immediate crisis of survival. Living expenses, rent, utilities, flowers and plants, credit cards ... all disappeared.

I get anxious when I think about it.

So this epidemic has made many people understand that it is really important to work hard, earn more money and save as much as possible.

Living with dignity is not just dressing up, even if you have tasted the human suffering, you should keep an upward attitude.

This is what we often call "human flavor".

There is a saying in daily life:

"The so-called daily life we spend day after day may actually be a continuous miracle."

I have been beaten, targeted, tasted the sweetness of life, and pushed to the bottom by life. I have already practiced a relaxed hard work.

Along the way, everyone is his own hero.

Whether living on the street or going back and forth to the city, everyone has a different way of life, but there is only one purpose:

Have a good life.

So, when you see the takeaway brother running hard on the side of the road,

A stranger in a circle of friends shouting to sell things.

Master Didi, take a taxi late at night and take you home immediately. ...

Please respect them.

They are a group of hard-working people.

"Don't laugh at me, I live a serious life."

May you too.