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Catch a meal joke
Sleep in a row in class,
I didn't pass all the exams,
The results are basically in one place.
Smoking, playing cards,
Never line up for dinner,
Skipping classes in groups,
Sending short messages is in arrears,
Simply spend money on the street,
I'm crazy about crossing,
Forget the fatigue underground,
Dancing and drumming tambourines,
Ask if you will close your eyes.
Flying cars never retreat,
Black people in Warcraft are not guilty.
Long live the garbage school.
What you want, what you smoke, what you miss, what you say are terrible,
I have been a soldier, a post, a gangster and a party member.
Don't cheat in the exam, fart you.
I am a pig if I don't turn over the books in the exam.
Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.
Life is China's, and death is China's soul.
I can't die if I want to learn a foreign language.
Snatching food is not active, and there is something wrong with IQ.
Don't fart in class, there is something wrong with your intestines.
When the Chinese teacher turned around, Lu Xun was willing to be a candidly admit defeat.
The math teacher can ask for six dollars six times when he looks back.
The English teacher turned around and ran around the world with a mouthful of foreign languages.
The physics teacher turned and levered the earth.
As soon as the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline.
As soon as the labor teacher turned around, she came to the catwalk in rags.
As soon as the PE teacher turned around, Daiyu could also play football.
As soon as the political teacher turned around, the whole class sleepwalked.
As soon as the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa became romantic.
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