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What are the stories of the most wonderful people around you?

When I was in college, I met a girl, which was particularly wonderful. She is from my dormitory next door. Because we are in the same class, we often visit two dormitories. So I heard from hearsay and experienced some wonderful deeds of her personally.

She has a particularly bad habit, whether intentionally or unintentionally, that is, she likes to put dirty socks on other people's level. Dear, you put socks on your feet all day. There are bacteria on your shoes and sweat on your feet all day. Someone else's water bottle contains the water she drinks and has a lid on it, but it still makes me feel a little sick.

Once, in the middle of a high school math class, my sister hurried out. We thought my sister had gone to the toilet, but I didn't expect her to come back with a bucket of stewed Master Kong beef noodles in her hand after more than ten minutes. It's just the time for lunch. Everyone said they were gnashing their teeth in class. As a result, all their thoughts were on the surface of her bucket. Fortunately, Shu Gao's teacher is a gentle girl with a particularly good temper.

The most interesting thing is that every time she is on duty in their dormitory, there will be a war of words. Because she didn't want to be on duty, the three of them took turns arguing with her, moving with emotion and reasoning, but they were resolute and decisive, just not on duty. Later, her roommate, my classmate, was very helpless to her. In desperation, the hygiene of the dormitory went with the flow on the day she was on duty, which led to their dormitory being notified several times by the aunt of the dormitory because of the unqualified hygiene.

Of course, I didn't experience the above wonderful events personally, but the next thing is our own experience.

That sister has a good relationship with a sister in our dormitory and often comes to our dormitory to play with her. Playing was originally a happy thing, but it scared the people in our dormitory several times. Can you imagine that you are about to go out, and as soon as you open the door, there is a person standing at the door of the dormitory, very close to you? If the day is better, but this matter is put aside at night, it should not scare people to death.

This kind of thing often happens in our dormitory. I'm just going out. As soon as I opened the door, the girl in the dormitory next door stood at the door. Often frighten roommates to scream. The wonder of that girl is that she comes to our dormitory to play with other girls and never knocks. We don't know when she came or how long she stood behind the door of our dormitory. This feeling scares me when I think about it. Later, we were embarrassed to tell her to knock when we came to play in the future, so we had to hang a small sign at the door that said, "Please knock when you come in".