A word that makes people laugh and cry and spit?

Do you like reading some humorous jokes? Do you know any humorous sentences that can make people laugh? The following is what I compiled. Thank y

A word that makes people laugh and cry and spit?

Do you like reading some humorous jokes? Do you know any humorous sentences that can make people laugh? The following is what I compiled. Thank you for reading.

Excerpt 1. In order to prevent students from having leisure to experience sexual germination, schools and teachers have left a lot of homework for students.

Spring for me is like just lighting a cigarette when the teacher comes.

The quality of the teacher's class determines the mobile phone traffic this month.

I want to cut my hair short when I grow up. Long hair and short knowledge show that I have received a good education.

5. Either sleep or be in a daze, body and soul must be in bed!

6. Don't listen to things outside the window, just read e-books.

7. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

8. My dream is to eat all over the world. Is there anyone like me?

9. Yo yo Chequer Shenzhouxing I'll see if I can charge the phone bill.

10. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

1 1. I love you is actually an ellipsis. Its full version is: I love your money.

12. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

13. Eating is enjoyment, and entertainment is patience; Eating is a way of life and entertainment is a way of life.

14. Love is missing a person's heart, marriage is tying a person's heart, and love is swallowing a person's heart.

15. Don't always ask "Why me" when pain comes, because you haven't asked this question when happiness comes.

16. Mathematics tells me honestly that triangles are the most stable. Love experience reminds me that love triangle is the most dangerous.

17. You don't have to wear a suit and tie, and you don't have to dress casually. It's casual to unbutton your shirt three times.

18. Love and sympathy are like sand and gold. Although they are mixed together, they can also be clearly separated.

19. Interpretation means covering up, and covering up means making up stories.

20. Men save money to spend on other women in the future, while women save money to spend on their husbands in the future.

2 1. Wash your face only with your cheeks and brush your teeth only with your front teeth.

22. All houses will become former residences; All faces will become old friends; All the plots will become stories.

23. Happiness makes women know how to enjoy, while misfortune makes men learn to work hard.

24. There are two things that want to pollute a place: garbage or money.

25. I accidentally lifted my feet when I was squeezing the bus, and I regretted it immediately, because I found no place to put it down.

Appreciation 1. If you have money, say: money is earned. When there is no money, say: money is saved.

2. I serve people with virtue. I can't convince people with virtue, just fool with virtue.

Before entering the society, we were all stubborn stones with seven edges and eight octagons, but after entering the society, we all gradually became pebbles.

Silence is the most effective weapon for men to deal with women when quarreling.

5. The plan is to teach employees to do the right thing; And the system is to prevent employees from doing something wrong.

6. You must have no fixed place in your last life, which is why you have been placed so badly in this life.

7. You are a third-class citizen. Have you ever heard of third-class citizens? Eat, sleep and die.

8. I have a lot of money, but it's all a dime.

9. Growing up, I always had an enemy who called him someone else's child.

10. The sad thing about myopia is that from a distance, there is no distinction between men and women.

1 1. I am a leftover woman and I am proud. I save firecrackers for my country.

12. Eunuchs always go to brothels, but Liu Xiahui sits still because he is gay!

13. It's especially suitable for filming now: it's too cold for people to walk.

14. Did you watch the weather forecast? It says you should not do it every day today, the ground is invalid.

15. Stock trading is a master, and most people don't understand the industry on which critics depend.

Check 1. If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

Not every "I'm sorry" can be exchanged for "it doesn't matter"

Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

4. Invest your love in one person and take risks; It is dangerous to put love into many people.

Inviting people to dinner is called "refreshing" when invited, and "putting on airs" when invited three times and four times. Why don't you call them "principles" if you don't invite them? If you invite them, you call them "scraping rice" and if you don't invite them, you call them "pretending".

6. Three major problems in life: lovesickness and unrequited love.

7. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

8. Always be curious like a child, change like a young man, be patient like a middle-aged man, and be wise like an old man.

9. There are two kinds of people who are irresponsible for feelings: one is often in love; The other is never falling in love and often getting married.

10. Woodpeckers kill pests with one mouth, but some people use one mouth as pests!

human