World Cup humor jokes

1, Q: Why can South Africa host the World Cup?

A: They use Jin Kela.

2. One day, Fan A met Fan B..a and complained: "My tigress thinks she is a World Cup referee. I just watched the game for a while, and she actually sent me out of bed. " B looked at A and said unhurriedly, "You are better than me. The tigress not only sent me out of bed, but also found body double. " …

Messi went to South Africa and got on the plane. A South African stewardess asked Messi, "Coffee or tea?"

Messi thought for a moment and said, "I have drunk both coffee and tea." Let's try an or in the middle. "

It is said that in this World Cup in South Africa, Pele predicted that Spain would win the championship, and the Spanish team specially held a small meeting to eliminate the players' nervousness.

5. The inside story of South Korea's victory (absolutely true) seems that the stick is really useful. I handed Greece a small note before entering the stadium. If you dare to win, I will say, "Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and Medusa are all Koreans."

6. Only two men's soccer teams in the world are qualified to print five stars on their jerseys-China and Brazil.

7. In fact, it is not inconceivable that North Korea won the World Cup. Try your best to win a group match, and at the same time broadcast only this one in China, and then tell the whole Korean people that this is the final.

8. Yesterday, two colleagues came to me for sick leave, clutching their hearts and saying that they suddenly felt sick and went to the hospital. They had blood tests, urine tests, chest X-rays and magnetic resonance imaging ... I asked: What did the doctor say? They replied: the doctor said to rest at home, and it is estimated that the World Cup will be over.

9. The World Cup has started, and we are also very busy. Besides being on duty, I am also on duty now.

Carrying out the instructions of the school, I told my classmates with a long speech and a serious face: Students, you can't skip bed to watch the game, and there is no China team.

The result was booed and answered: Teacher, we won't watch the China team. ...

10, reporter: "What is your biggest expectation for this World Cup in South Africa?"

Fans: "I hope Liu Xiang can recover soon, back in the game. The World Cup in South Africa will be the best stage to prove his strength. "

Reporter: "... let's change the question. Which team do you like best? "

Fans: "China, of course!"

Reporter: "Except for the China team ..."

Fans: "Chinese Taipei Team, we are all from China."

Reporter: "Thank you for your interview. Goodbye! "

1 1. Jackie Chan promoted the new film "Kung Fu Dream" co-produced with Jaden, the son of American movie star will smith, and was interviewed by reporters.

Record: "Which national team will win this World Cup?"

Jackie Chan: "I think Barcelona or AC Milan will win."

12, Bailey's mouth, South African bandits, the world's' tragedy', really shocking!

13, MM experience in watching football.

1. I watched the schedule today and found that there was no China team. Why didn't they invite us? How dare you call the World Cup without China?

2. I always thought Ronaldinho was from Barcelona, but after reading the player list, I found that Ronaldinho was from Brazil!

I think Kobe Bryant of the American team is the best, but I found that he didn't even make the substitute list of the American team!

I found that they always scheduled the game at 2: 30 in the morning. Don't they know that prime time can improve ratings?

The World Cup used to be held every four years, but I think it is held every two years just like the Olympic Games.

6. Gee, that Ronaldinho is really ugly. If he doesn't play football, he really doesn't know what to do.