Short and interesting joke stories What are the short and interesting joke stories?

1, Chinese coffee. After dinner, I went for a walk in Binhe Park and saw a fashionable couple with a poodle. I support those who like dogs. "What a beautiful dog!" I sincerely admire and say, "What's your name?" "Call-coffee!" The hostess was very happy to hear me praise her dog! "Coffee? Very foreign name! " I said. "yes! Our coffee is cultured and a gentleman. " "Its hair done beauty? It looks so special, just like-""Like what? " The hostess asked expectantly. At this time, I made another mistake of talking nonsense and having an unknown address. While observing carefully, I summed up the shape of "coffee": "wearing a Lei Feng hat, two steamed buns tied around my waist, four happy balls on my feet, and a feather duster stuck in my ass."

2. I must report. Someone introduced me to an insurance elder sister. She is in her forties, has a hairstyle and looks like "Sister Xianglin" in the movie. Her sales promotion method is simple-stalking and beating! When she first came here, she poured out how much pressure she had and how hard life was. I told her gently that I was under great pressure and it was not easy to live? I thought she would give up, but she became more and more brave and came to you for the second time. This time, she changed her strategy, stopped complaining and talked about the advantages of her insurance. The implication is that once purchased, it will be worry-free for life and benefit endlessly! In order to get rid of her, I simply said that I didn't intend to buy insurance at all. The most important thing-I whispered in her ear-I didn't have the money to buy it. Now she is at a loss and disgruntled. I didn't expect her to make a comeback on the third day. She is as excited as chicken blood and has the courage to beat me! I just have an excuse to avoid something. She stopped me calmly and said, I just need one minute of your time. I can only say: go. She asked: Do you have children? I said, yes. She asked again, how old is it? I said truthfully: three years old. When she got the treasure, she said, "I'm only three years old! If you don't buy insurance for him, you won't regret if something happens to him! " Her words added fuel to my fire (it seems that she doesn't know my strengths yet). I tried to suppress my anger and asked her, Do you have any children? She said yes. I asked again: Did you buy insurance for him? She said of course she bought it. I pretended to be very concerned and said, what are you going to do if something happens to the child and you make money?