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Advertising words, two-part allegorical sayings, humorous jokes and tips in handwritten newspapers
Caged birds-wings are hard to fly, icing on the cake-it's better to add soldiers to cross the river-go forward bravely (it's hard to turn around/push the cart to the top)-paper tigers-wear them with a poke
proverb
1. The ants moved the snake aisle, and the heavy rain came soon.
2. The sunset is carmine, no rain and no wind.
Stay indoors at sunrise and travel thousands of miles at sunset.
The south wind will clear up if it rubs the windshield for a long time.
1, humorous joke
If you want to drink, wait until next month.
A long time ago, a man got lost in the desert and was thirsty. Then he met an angel. The fairy gave him a glass of tomato juice and drank it. The fairy asked, is it delicious? Answer, delicious. Do you still want to drink? Answer, think. Then the fairy said, no, wait until next month. . .
2. Prompt words
(1) Step lightly and listen to the voice of gratitude around you.
(2) Don't talk, listen to what the book is saying.
(3) Silence is better than sound here, and everything is in silence.
3. Advertising words
(1), McDonald's: More choices, more laughs.
(2) Tai Fang Kitchenware: Tai Fang makes home feel better.
(3) Story of Stone: There is only one thing in the world, and I am dependent on you in this life!
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