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Bo Jun is a Xiao? Fighting the mountain is king! (children)
True feelings
mobile
cool
-Wang
Irritable
unforgettable
happy
-Xiao Zan
Many fans think that the best time for the two of them is the summer of 19, with a sledgehammer and a sledgehammer, and they were selected in 95 days.
Actually, it's not.
18 years, when I was on the crew, I was really unscrupulous and crazy.
They all cherish the play and want to seize this opportunity.
In order to be closer to the original, we deliberately indulge and get close to each other.
There is a saying in cp rice circle that "I love you for 16 hours 24 hours a day, and whether I am tempted or not, only the parties themselves know".
In fact, where is the standard of measurement?
* * * It's true to use cups, to do eye movements, and to share a bed.
Everything is real.
Children love to be attached to others and rely on their brothers. With my brother around, my brothers can understand him and give him a back and forth. My brother is really amazing!
Children are bossy and jealous. My brother hit two plays on time and didn't tell him about taking time off. As it happens, his gossip girlfriend is also in that crew, and he can be embarrassed for several days.
They were very tired when filming. My brother is sometimes too tired to eat. The child will buy two bowls of powder, and his brother will pester him to ask for one bowl and coax him to eat two more bowls.
My brother begged for mercy, and when he couldn't bear it, he stopped fighting. Teacher Wang and Lao Wang Lanzhan are exchanging curses.
Then the children silently worded that he added two more spoonfuls of vinegar to make an appetizing half bowl of powder for his brother, and told people that he was a body double who forgot his mobile phone.
If my brother accidentally hits a child, it's over. If he doesn't stop all day, you have to coax him.
Something happened on the child's birthday. My brother will accompany him to the roof at night to feed the mosquitoes and watch the stars, and ask him to refuel. There will be many grievances in the future.
Hearing this, the children hanged Weiya and tried to hit him, but their faces showed parentheses.
Children will also shout "Brother Zhan, I love you!" in front of many people. "Thank you for the breakfast brought by Brother Zhan!" "Brother Zhan is so handsome, brother Zhan is not ugly!" ……
Looking at my brother pretending to be calm, I am so proud!
Later, they killed each other.
"I want to hug my dear brother Zhan, my brother Zhan, and I can't hug him anymore."
"Why is your brother always your brother, Lao Wang Duck and Puppy?"
My brother smiled with tears all over his face.
At the end of the day, the children hugged their brother tightly and said "thank you, Brother Zhan" several times.
After the play was over, they ran announcements and recorded programs, and each other's avatars on WeChat gradually changed from the first to the second and third.
Until it won't slide down and be out of sight.
When the child is bored, he looks for his brother in an impromptu conversation. My brother's various pages have been opened, and even three points have been spared.
My brother's birthday is coming, and the children want to spend it with him. My brother said he had a good rest and told him not to run. He is too tired.
The child should finish what he wants to do, meet again and have a meal, and he will be relieved. He has nothing to do, plays games as before, and doesn't look for avatars one by one.
/kloc-in the summer of 0/9, dramas and people became popular, and everything was based on business.
The staff told them not to overdo it. It is best to see flowers in the fog.
Why do children think? This is the last time to be with my brother aboveboard. He doesn't want it.
My brother can't help him. When the camera is turned off, children always see a rabbit with a tooth blown off.
The children spent 19 years in a daze in full view, and they almost lost contact with their brother.
Because I was too busy, I spoke for the host of filming on the magazine platform. I've been busy for months. Open the WeChat dialog box and find that my brother's reply in the previous chat record is no more than two words.
Why didn't you feel it at that time?
What are you talking about? You can't talk when people ignore you.
The child stayed for a while and nodded his brother's head.
Do you want to delete this chat?
Delete.
It's August 5, 2026.
That little friend is 29 years old.
"Ma also said that she wanted to get married at the age of 30. Is there a plan now? "
"no"
"Ye Bama, have you contacted Brother Zhan recently?"
"The elder brother of the war? Brother Zhan is not ready to join the league. He is a charming and lovely villain. He searched everywhere on the internet. Wow, Teacher Xiao finally got what he wanted. "
"The elder brother of the war and Qing Li elder sister go home late at night, you know? What do you think if they are together? "
"... I don't know"
"If they go public, will you bless them?"
"Brother Zhan, brother Zhan is well hidden. Well, yes, don't tell me any news ... bless me, of course."
Today is the children's birthday.
The media rubbed blood at his wound and they laughed.
The child who was surrounded in the middle quietly got red eyes.
Zan, if you really like her so much for so many years, what should I do?
What can I do to avoid looking like a joke?
Brother Zhan, I'll find you again. Please tell me how to do it.
Video call is in progress.
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My brother is still so beautiful, especially his peach eyes, which are slightly curved and charming.
My brother wished him a happy birthday and asked him if he had drunk and where he was.
The child dared not lie to his brother, saying that he had a bottle of xo on the rooftop, and the second bottle was opened.
My brother asked the address and said that he would arrive soon.
It was not my brother who came to the children first, but Qing Li.
Coincidentally, she has a house in this neighborhood. It is a coincidence that she lives here tonight.
I hung up my brother and appeared in front of the children. The whole process took five minutes.
The child broke the bottle and wouldn't let her come over.
"I just want to see you again, you are not allowed?"
"For seven years, he didn't care about my life."
"Why are you so arrogant? Brother Zhan will be yours in the future, and brother Zhan will be yours. "
"It should be mine, brother ..."
Qing Li prepared a lot of words to persuade depression, but it was useless.
After a stalemate, my brother came up.
The child seems to have returned to eight years ago, holding his brother and sticking his head in his arms.
"Why do they want to stab someone else's heart before their birthday? I don't want to celebrate my birthday. Brother Zhan, it's really sad. "
My brother took his children home, and the children really saw Qing Li, just like seeing a hole. He couldn't wait to retreat to three feet away, and even he couldn't find anyone to help him.
When they came in, Li Qing got the nerve to ask her brother if he could go to her house. Then, the children slammed the door.
Qing Li smiled silently at the door and couldn't walk any further.
My brother lay on the sofa and had a rest. Seeing the children rolling back and forth there, he asked for water.
Don't.
Do you eat?
Don't eat.
Take a shower?
Don't wash.
So what do you want?
Brother, little brother Zan.
"The king, you are my ancestor! Get up, take a shower, sleep, sleep! "
The child jumped out of bed to find his brother as soon as he opened his eyes in the morning. He remembered that his brother had been here last night.
My brother stood at the window, and the children hesitated and hugged him from behind.
He almost forgot all the memories of last night. He doesn't know what he said or did, except that his brother came with Qing Li.
The child gloomily let his brother hug him.
My brother turned and rubbed his hair, saying that he was still clingy when he grew up.
"I miss you so much"
"Brother, are you getting married?"
Brother said with a smile, I just canceled the contract and didn't want to think about it.
So it's a love period.
The children don't want to say anything.
Seven years single, tacitly, that's what he thought, thinking they had an appointment.
This is none of my brother's business.
My brother's cell phone rang and the child didn't want to get up, so my brother had to hold him while answering the phone.
"Zhan eldest brother, you are too cruel. You haven't cared about people's lives for seven years. "
"People want to see you and almost jump off the twentieth floor, and they have to carry me."
"The hot and good brother Zhan belongs to others and makes people regret it."
Every word is well written, and the magic sound is in the ear. The child is buried on his brother's shoulder from the side face to the whole face.
"To clarify, immediately send Weibo. In three months, I will cooperate with others. If I don't clarify, I can't get it out! "
The phone hung up.
My brother put the phone back, tried to hold back his smile and picked up the ostrich's child.
The little ostrich buried his head deeper and said he didn't want to jump off the building.
Brother, well, my body is already shaking.
"What are you laughing at? Don't laugh! "
"You don't care about my life or death."
"Little praise! Still laughing! "
The child looked up and stared at him angrily.
"Oh, okay, okay, I'm being wronged. Oh, I was wrong. Teacher Wang has many mistakes. "
Brother pushed the man back and hugged Shunmao.
After a while, the child asked if he had lost face to his brother, who said he had lost himself.
My brother went to ttxs a month later and sang Ling's theme song with the children. He cried all over the stage.
At the end of the song, my brother smiled and opened his arms and hugged the tearful children.
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