Two jokes, which ones are about twenty crosses?

1. The reporter interviewed passers-by and asked: Are you happy? Passers-by replied: My surname is Li.

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered. ?

A few jokes:

1. An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" A: "Right", so ... hang up ...?

2. One day, mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans. ?

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Cry and cry ~ and then he flew to ............?

4. There is a man who looks like an onion, crying while walking ...?

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?" ?

6. A pair of corn fell in love … so they decided to get married … On the wedding day … one corn couldn't find another corn … Corn asked the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, is she wearing a wedding dress?

7. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?" Xiaohua: Yes, Xiaoming: Do you know what the teacher is playing? Xiaohua: "Piano." ?

8. Q: Two people fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? A: Call for help! ?

9. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.