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In urgent need of some shorter drama scripts with better taste
Love
Wang Zhen student Wang Zhimin
Liu Gang student Gu Yalong
Rescue personnel Zhao Zhiwei (People's Liberation Army) Wu Xiao (People's Liberation Army) Li Zhiwei (nurse) )
Wang Zhenmu Jiang Lei
Little girl Zhang Meng
Act 1
Time: Noon on May 11
Location: Restaurant
Props: table (1) stool (2) dishes and chopsticks (several)
Wang Zhen: "Liu Gang, can you hurry up?"
(Liu Gang came on stage and was on the phone)
Wang Zhen: "I'm just wondering, why are you so busy? It's really hard to treat you to a meal!"
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Liu Gang: "Hey, can I still call a student cadre if I'm not busy?"
Wang Zhen: "Okay, let's go to this one"
Liu Gang: "Here, Is this okay?”
Wang Zhen: “I’m always eating out, and you still don’t believe me?”
Liu Gang: “Okay, I’ll just listen to you”
p>Wang Zhen: "Waiter"
Waiter: "What would you like to eat?"
Wang Zhen: "Just order, I don't know what you like to eat What?"
Liu Gang: "That's so embarrassing. I can't order it, so you should do it."
Wang Zhen: "Oh, you can order whatever you want, anyway. I'm treating you."
Liu Gang: "Well, I'm not polite. Waiter, here's this, this, and this."
Waiter: "Do you want any more drinks? ”
Wang Zhen: “Let’s have two bottles of beer first”
Liu Gang: “No, no, no, alcohol is harmful to the body. Besides, drinking is prohibited in school, so let’s have a drink. Let’s have two.” A bottle of green tea"
Liu Gang: "Hey, Wang Zhen, you seem to be in a good mood today. What's good?"
Wang Zhen: "My mother got promoted today."
"Yeah, really? What position have you been promoted to?"
"Deputy Dean."
"Wow! Did your mother tell you that?"
Wang Zhen: "No."
Liu Gang: (confused) "Huh? How did you know?"
Wang Zhen: "Let me ask. Damn it."
Liu Gang: "Oh, Wang Zhen, you are so foresight. Your mother just called you to celebrate your promotion?"
Wang Zhen: " Foresight? ...Tch," (takes out 200 from his pocket and shakes it) "Did you see it?" (picks it up) "I'm not asking her for money today. Her personality of being low-key and doing things in a low-key manner will probably wait until I finish. Even if you have a job, you won’t take the initiative to say anything to me.”
Liu Gang: “It’s good to be low-key. Like my mother, she calls three times a day. The key is to ask what she wants, Bao’er, have you eaten? What do you want to eat? Don’t be hungry. You said that we are already old, and he asks about such trivial matters every day. Oh, by the way, Wang Zhen, isn’t your mother a doctor? She must also bother you about eating, right? "
(Quiet for two seconds) (Wang Zhen suddenly became sad and put his hand on his forehead)
Wang Zhen: "My mother never tells me anything. She never took the initiative to ask me whether she had money or not. If I didn't tell her, she would probably starve to death on the street and she wouldn't even know, let alone such a trivial matter as eating, he wouldn't even ask. ”
Liu Gang: “No way, Zhen, don’t think blindly. I think your mother cares about you. Otherwise, why would she send it to you as soon as you said you had no money?” "
Wang Zhen: "What do you know, she doesn't care about me. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told you this. Come on, let's eat."
Liu Gang: (Looking at his watch) "It's almost time, let's go to class. ”
Wang Zhen: “It’s class again, you can go, I won’t go.” Waiter, check out"
Waiter: "One *** is 190"
(Wang Zhen gave the money, got up and left)
Waiter: "Look for your money "Yeah"
Wang Zhen: "What are you looking for? Keep it"
Act 2
Time: Afternoon of May 12 (video)
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Location: Dormitory
Props: Table (2) Phone (1) TV (1) Remote control (1)
(Good evening, viewers, today is Friday May 12th is International Nurses Day. First of all, I wish all nursing workers a happy holiday.
At 2:36 this afternoon, a 7.8-magnitude earthquake occurred in Wenchuan and Beichuan County, Sichuan Province. As of now, ,, people have been killed and rescue work is still continuing. . . )
Wang Zhen (stood still, the remote control in his hand slipped)
Liu Gang (stood still, muttering): 7.8 magnitude earthquake... Wenchuan... Beichuan... ( Turn around and grab Wang Zhen's shoulders) Wang, Wang Zhen, you guys...!
Wang Zhen had no reaction
Liu Gang (shaking): "Wang Zhen!"
Wang Zhen (recovering): "Ah! My home! Liu Gang Lend me your phone, my phone is out of battery."
(Liu Gang took out the phone, Wang Zhen grabbed it)
"...I'm sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable. The call goes through, please dial again later..."
Dial again
"...Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be connected at the moment, please dial again later... "
Wang Zhen: "What a broken phone, you can't get through! Liu Gang, what a broken phone you have, you can't get through!"
Liu Gang: "Don't worry! , try using a landline."
"...Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be connected at the moment, please try again later..."
Try again
"...Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be connected at the moment. Please call again later..."
Wang Zhen sat paralyzed on the ground.
Act III
Time: May 13
Location: Beichuan
Props: Blanket
Narrator: This afternoon, our reporter was in Beichuan. Under the ruins of a 7-story Beichuan Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital that collapsed, he took a set of pictures that shocked everyone present. The situation was as follows
The lights were dim (a man wearing a hospital gown The little girl was lying quietly in the arms of a female doctor in a white coat. The doctor held the child tightly, and her back was pressed by a huge stone. (The rescuers took the child out and the nurse covered the child. Blanket) It is reported that the child was breathing slowly when he was rescued and was not seriously injured. However, the female doctor died due to liver bleeding. The rescuers found a mobile phone next to the female doctor, and the mobile phone was still in recording mode)
(Rescue personnel stood in silence to mourn Wang Zhen’s mother lying on the ground)
Play the recording: Ah Zhen, I am an irresponsible mother. I didn’t have time to talk to you properly because of my work. (Music) You Complaining that I only care about patients and ignore you, no, my mother has never done it. You smoked and drank secretly, got into fights with classmates several times, and even skipped class...I know all this. I know you did this to attract mom's attention. I'm sorry, son, but mom can't care less about my patients. Those cancer patients really You are in great need of care and comfort. Your mother gave you too little during your most rebellious adolescence...Son, forgive your mother and study hard...You must learn to be strong and don't let your mother worry...Ah Zhen...Xiongqi (Chuan words)...
This recording is read by a human, and the voice gradually becomes slower and weaker
Wang Zhen (comes on stage during the recording): "Mom!" (crying) (music) "Mom, don't go, mom, don't go, (the movement increases, Liu Gang steps forward to stop) Come back! Come back! My son needs you, I don't want you to go, what should I do if you leave, Mom..." p>
Liu Gang: "A-Zhen, don't be like this, cheer up, A-Zhen!"
Wang Zhen (turned around and grabbed Liu Gang): "My mother is fine, she is not dead, Liu Gang, you Tell me, my mother is fine, she will come back (shakes Liu Gang) You say it, you say it! (Looking expectantly)"
Liu Gang: "Ah Zhen..."
< p>(Quiet for two seconds) (Wang Zhen suddenly quieted down and slowly sat on the ground)Wang Zhen (narrating slowly): "My mother's cooking is actually quite delicious, but Every time I complained in front of her that it tasted bad. When I was in my senior year of high school, I could drink her chicken soup every morning, but I never praised her cooking skills... (laughing) Now I really want to tell her, Mom’s chicken soup is good. Drink..."
Liu Gang: "Ah Zhen..."
Wang Zhen: "But she can't hear... Mom... I'm sorry... (buried head, crying) "(Music)
Narration: Maybe you have complained to your parents, always feeling that they did not do a good enough job, which made you, the rebellious one, go astray. But please remember, no matter what your parents do, what they love and care about the most is always you!
Strengthen communication with your parents, work hard, and don’t let down your parents’ expectations of you!
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