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After listening to his words, everyone raised their glasses together and said in dialect, "I wish you success in your upper body (life) and happiness in your lower body!" " "
Classic birthday message
Let me bless you, let me laugh for you, because on your birthday today, my heart is as exultant and happy as you! Best wishes for a happy birthday!
You ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it is the starting point. Are you tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. I will, as always, dance on the runway and cheer for you.
An unforgettable day. It turns out that the world is better because of you. Happy birthday.
Birthday greetings from friends
The longer the tree of youth, the more flourishing flower of life will be. Please accept my deep wishes for your birthday.
May your birthday be full of green imagination and golden dreams. ......
In a colorful world, only friendship is the most precious. I wish you happiness in this day that belongs to you!
On this special day/send a heart-shaped flower/this heart-shaped flower with dew/decorate your colorful and relaxed life.
On your birthday, I will send you a happy message as a gift. May you have 365 wonderful days!
My age, my dream/the world we share is still/young/beautiful.
With the passage of time/trotting up/everything is so beautiful/but please stop/look back/relive this unrepeatable/youth on your birthday.
Happy birthday! /remember! Every time you go to sea in your life/my blessing will accompany you!
May all the best wishes be embedded in this card. May you be happy, satisfied and smile.
You add one year, charm, maturity and wisdom.
May your birthday be accompanied by happiness and happiness, from sunrise to sunset
Eating enough years/this is an ancient habit/but please don't blow it out/don't blow it out/the longing of childhood/and the passion/burning of life will last forever!
May your day be full of novelty/joy/happiness!
Leaning on life/longing for the distance-/It's birthday/Cherish the clear sky in ordinary years!
Send you a few years of spring and autumn, leaving behind the most sincere friendship that belongs to you and me!
When your birthday comes/my heart is in tune with your rhythm/I miss you and wish you all the best!
Life is a post station/someone arrives/someone leaves/and then the birthday is a rest in the post station/and then goes to the unknown future.
The seeds of flowers/are in bud/birthdays should be the time for flowers to bloom/I wish your life another flower season!
I deeply wish you a golden age and a bright future forever!
There are many blessings among the layers of green leaves. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
Send my gift and my heart, I believe you will be extremely happy. Happy birthday!
Today, like a bird spreading its new wings; /Tomorrow will be like Pengcheng Eagle, Wan Li. /Happy birthday!
Happy birthday/my friend/please remember the past laughter/remember the warm friendship/may the family love last forever/keep the news. ......
Send you a blessing and a spring of water every day like today!
May this little card add a touch of spring scenery, fun and comfort to your happy day!
I entrust my heart of blessing to the drifting clouds and give it to you who are happy!
Have a beautiful friendship/always have delicious wishes/Happy birthday!
Thank God for giving me a friend like you! I wish you a happy life on your birthday!
Listen quietly/in the long spring breeze/with the fragrance and blessings of spring/Happy birthday!
May this card send my sincere wishes/friends! /It has my deepest thoughts/warm wishes!
Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then, the world has added a touch of attractive color. Happy birthday, my friend!
May all the wishes in your life come true-happy birthday!
May every day be as beautiful as a painting-happy birthday!
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Your enthusiasm warms my frozen heart; Your boldness aroused my passion for love; Your concern aroused my gratitude. At the beginning of the new year, I hope we can look forward to a bright future together through the sparkling water mist of Love Lake.
I often miss you, in my heart; Bless you silently, in my heart. I wish you a happy holiday.
Gently push open the winter window and watch the snow fall. So I thought, I have news for you. Are you okay? I really miss you. I wish you a happy and sweet new year.
Year after year, ups and downs; Day after day, the sun rises and sets. The love of my friends penetrated into my heart. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I would like to offer you a cup of spring wine, wishing you health and happiness!
More happiness means more beauty, more happiness means more happiness. May the joy of the holiday always be with you.
Two lines of footprints, singing long poems; The power of love supports a heavy winter night and leads us into a white dream. may you have a happy new year!
I hope you will be filled with best wishes and happiness in the coming year. From your heart to mine. Let's step on flowers all the way, and in the new year, all the best, good luck and happiness.
Blessing is a bunch of flowers, blessing is a deep feeling, blessing is a responsibility, I send this blessing when I bid farewell to the old and welcome the new.
Say goodbye in a hurry, but it is hard to imagine, eager expectation, long thoughts and sincere wishes. I hope my friend will be healthy and all the best in the new year.
Xue Rui heralds a good year. Beneath Xue Rui lies the silent care and wishes of your friends. I wish you a full and romantic New Year, and happiness will always fill your poetic heart.
Meeting is fate, knowing each other is understanding, meeting after a brief encounter is short-lived. Alas, I can only send a blessing in the distance, happy holidays and all the best.
Capturing a string of affectionate poems, let me tell you gently that I am thinking of you silently, leaving good memories in my memory, sending you warm wishes and wishing you a happy holiday.
This festival is like a key, which has opened my thoughts these days. Fuhua is talking about our expectations in detail. Happy holidays!
Lucky flowers bloom, prosperity and happiness, from then on, Fulu Xi Shou.
On the screen of my memory, I added many beautiful memories, like brocade! Please accept my deep blessing, and all happiness will accompany you forever.
I wish you a happy holiday in this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and realizing dreams!
In the long years, count the memories, please remember me, just as I always think of you. In the new year, I wish you peace and happiness and your dreams come true!
Classic birthday blessing daquan
Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.
There are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday!
Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc all your wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and knock it on the floor. .................................................................................................................................................
Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.
I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just want to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day.
On your birthday, I send you happy notes as a gift. May you be happy and safe 365 days a year.
Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. ....................................................................................................................................................
At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!
You are too poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!
There's one thing I've been afraid to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying. .....................................................................................................................................
Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!
On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, your mood is like Sprite, always eye-catching.
From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although I can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.
I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there and you will always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness!
The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.
Two green leaves, full of friendship born from the same root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. May happiness embrace you and have a happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you! birthday wishes
Quiet night, accompanied by dreamy candlelight, listening to soft music and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you! birthday wishes
I collected all the beauty of nature for you and put it on your birthday candlestick. Hide everything you can say in the bud and make it a secret that can be released. Happy birthday! birthday wishes
Sunshine puts on a mature coat for you, and moonlight adds to your charm. On your birthday, may friends' wishes converge into a source of happiness and flock to you together ... birthday wishes.
The longer and more lush the tree of youth, the more beautiful flower of life will be. Please accept my deep blessing on your birthday. May you be full of vitality and youth! birthday wishes
A long distance, a long line, a long time has passed. Today is your birthday. I have been thinking about you in the distance. Happy birthday to my most concerned friend! birthday wishes
Dad, thank you for your patience and love over the years! May my blessing, like a ray of sunshine, flow in your eyes. Happy birthday! birthday wishes
Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday! birthday wishes
A candle, a wish, a true feeling, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic big friend-mom! birthday wishes
If I had a million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send you a short message with a dime, wishing you a happy National Day and a happy birthday.
Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.
I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage. Happy birthday, ............................................
You are too poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! birthday wishes
Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains all the wishes of 100cc, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday to you.
There are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday! birthday wishes
Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.
Today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor. ..............................................................................................................................................
Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy! birthday wishes
Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! birthday wishes
Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday! birthday wishes
I wish you: Lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea, you will live longer than a big stone in Nanshan. birthday wishes
When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday, always happy birthday.
The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.
The sea is full of fucking water, spiders, legs and peppers. It's too fucking hot. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.
On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness is your birthday wish.
There's one thing I've been afraid to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying. .....................................................................................................................................
On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you all the best for Pepsi and Fanta. Every day in Wahaha, every month in Pepsi, and every year in Gao Legao, my birthday wishes will always be eye-catching.
At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! birthday wishes
Brilliant candlelight, happy New Year's birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better! birthday wishes
I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there and you will always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness! birthday wishes
Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday! birthday wishes
On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; I wish you a happy birthday.
On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. I wish you a happy and safe year in Amanome.
Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say, say it quickly ....................................................................................................................................................
From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although I can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday wish together.
I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just want to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day.
Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation to wish you a happy birthday.
Through the pass of life, through the long river of years, what I can't get out is my mother's warm heart! Happy birthday to my mother! birthday wishes
No matter how the space changes, you will never leave my sight; No matter how time changes, you will never escape my thoughts! Today, happy birthday! birthday wishes
There is a very precious gift that I want to give to you, and that is my childlike heart. Birthday wishes.
On this happy day, I sincerely wish you eternal youth and wish you a peaceful and happy life. Happy birthday! birthday wishes
May my heart be a flower, blooming under your sky, adding a little warmth to your birthday and a touch of beautiful brilliance to your happiness! birthday wishes
Let me bless you and laugh for you, because today is your birthday and my heart is as happy as yours. I wish you happiness! birthday wishes
Because of your arrival, it has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Happy birthday, my friend! birthday wishes
The sun and the moon are always spinning. If love lasts forever, I will always remember this day no matter where you are. Best wishes for a happy birthday! birthday wishes
Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers, and only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a happy birthday.
As lovely as a rose, may your birthday bring you happiness, because you are the cutest sister. Happy birthday! birthday wishes
A year later, today belongs to you: your birthday, your birthday. I congratulate you. This card and sincere heart belong to you. Birthday wishes.
Today is your birthday and I really want to spend it with you. The daffodils are in bloom and waiting for you to come back. Happy birthday, always happy. Happy birthday.
Hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"! birthday wishes
May you sow in the season full of hope and reap in the joy of autumn! Happy birthday! Step by step! birthday wishes
May the sunshine every day bring you happiness and light. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday! ! ! birthday wishes
Happiness, joy and joy all come from your birthday. I turn my sincere wishes into a beautiful mystery and bring it to your birthday party for you to guess. Birthday wishes.
I approached you and sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressing my blessing, sharing your happiness, and then listening to the echo of your youth ... birthday wishes.
Green is the color of life, and green is the romance of life. Therefore, I chose this green world as your birthday present. May you be full of vitality and youth! birthday wishes
On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best! birthday wishes
Water is the hometown of clouds, and clouds are the wandering of water. Cloud will always remember the birthday of water's hometown, and water will always miss the attachment of cloud. Birthday wishes.
I bless you from the bottom of my heart-the grass is always green, the youth is always there, and you always smile.
Happy birthday, health and happiness! birthday wishes
Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday! birthday wishes
Let me sincerely bless you, bless your leaves of life, the red flowers in February! birthday wishes
I approached you and sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressing my blessing, sharing your happiness, and then listening to the echo of your youth ... birthday wishes.
In you, I understand the meaning of life and see the real light of life ... Happy birthday to you! birthday wishes
I write endless thoughts and blessings for you with blooming orchid petals. Happy birthday to you! birthday wishes
My aunt gave me a miniature walkie-talkie as my birthday present. She said I would get another one next year if I obeyed. Birthday wishes.
Warm congratulations on your birthday, with my love and a small gift. Take care! birthday wishes
Thanks for remembering my birthday. Why didn't you answer the phone just now? Can you give me a call? birthday wishes
Happy birthday! I am happy if you are happy, and I am unhappy if you are unhappy. Happy birthday to whoever is happy! birthday wishes
Happy birthday, your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day, which belongs to you completely, bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake! birthday wishes
Now I won't give you a birthday present. I will write you my blessing. If you don't think there are enough gifts, please collect me. Best wishes for a happy birthday! birthday wishes
On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you have 365 beautiful days, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday! birthday wishes
All happiness, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck will always surround you! Happy birthday! birthday wishes
Long-distance, long-distance, long time, today is your birthday, I have been thinking of you in the distance, I wish you a happy birthday! birthday wishes
What a pity! Today is your birthday, you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a happy birthday today.
It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with blessings. Happy birthday, birthday wishes.
I can't finish thinking about me, and my caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes and an extraordinary heart, sincerely wish you a happy birthday.
May my blessing haunt you, in your colorful life journey and in the rainbow sky where you fly. Happy birthday! Good mood every day! Always beautiful! birthday wishes
* Happy birthday * I wish you look up and see Cupid today. Go out and meet a beautiful woman, bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit! Ha ha! birthday wishes
You are the happiest person in the world! A wife who loves you will keep her promise to you all her life and accompany you every year today! Dear, happy birthday and best wishes.
Although I can't spend this special day with you, my blessing is still delivered on time: all your wishes come true in your colorful life journey! Happy birthday, birthday wishes.
Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching birthday wishes.
The stars at night are my eyes staring at you. ★ .。 ☆.★。 ☆˙。 ☆ 。 ☆˙ ★.☆.。 ☆ 。 Happy birthday, birthday wishes
I feel, think, see, smell, hear, people, hands, feet, say, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, my blessing has arrived. Birthday wishes.
"Wu Ge hates green in spring, and Chu wine is thicker than the suburbs." I was drunk, on your birthday. How nice it is to get drunk on this beautiful day! birthday wishes
Close your heart, and your humorous words and frank temperament will emerge. You are a trickle that moistens our hearts ... Happy birthday ... birthday wishes.
Happy birthday! I am happy if you are happy, and I am unhappy if you are unhappy. Happy birthday to whoever is happy! birthday wishes
Now I won't give you a birthday present. I will write you my blessing. If you don't think there are enough gifts, please collect me. Best wishes for a happy birthday! birthday wishes
* Happy birthday * I wish you look up and see Cupid today. Go out and meet a beautiful woman, bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit! Ha ha! birthday wishes
Happy birthday! Send you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving. birthday wishes
I drink water behind the toilet, run over my leg on the train track, and wrap myself in sheets to pretend to be a ghost! Hehe, happy birthday to you! birthday wishes
May my blessing haunt you, in your colorful life journey and in the rainbow sky where you fly! Wish: Happy birthday! Good mood every day! Always beautiful! birthday wishes
Warm congratulations on your birthday, my love and a small gift. Take care. birthday wishes
Happy birthday! Send you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching birthday wishes.
There are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday! birthday wishes
Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation and wish you a happy birthday! birthday wishes
On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; I wish you a happy birthday.
Birthday girl, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.
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