What jokes do you have that read half the words?

read the words and read half the jokes.

1. When I was a child, my neighbor told a joke that someone read "shame" as "ghost".

2. When I was a child, I used to pronounce "Taoist of Laoshan Mountain" as "Taoist of Laoshan Mountain".

3. When my brother was a child, he always read "stingy" as "riding a wall". "Miser" is pronounced as "fence-sitter". ?

4. Two days ago, a primary school classmate came to visit me. She called dropping out of school "dropping out of school". ?

5. At a press festival party, a hostess read the high-pitched words as a "pit".

There is a self-deprecating old saying in the hometown of southern Sichuan: "Sichuan people are sharp (or treacherous), and they can read half the words." It is not rough. I always thought that this "over-praised" modesty was the "original creation" of our people in Sichuan, but I didn't expect that people in other provinces were more stubborn, and shine on you was better than Blue.

the Chinese character "ban" is phonetic: ㄅㄢˇ, which is the same as "ban". What is the meaning of the word "ban"? Did you give it back to the teacher or did Mr. Wang never teach it? It can be described as a stranger, scratching my head for a long time or being at a loss. As for pronunciation, I believe most people rely solely on guessing.

It happened that there was a village named "Liban" in the northern suburb of Shengzhou City, Shaoxing. The word "Sakamoto" almost made everyone pronounce the sound.

In all places where Chinese is the mother tongue, square characters with horizontal strokes and vertical folds can be seen everywhere, and the predecessor of any simplified Chinese character is "older" than any birthday girl in the world.

According to the ancient legend, Cangjie made immortal contributions to the creation of Chinese characters, and there were many and complicated Chinese characters. Even if he kept writing all his life, he dared not boast that he knew all the characters left by his ancestors.

Sichuan dialect lacks the rhythm of ups and downs. Under normal circumstances, it is very anxious to "lie flat" to the end. However, it drags a long tune when reading the article seriously, and it looks solemn, so it can't feel the cadence.

slang in southern Sichuan: the reason of "not rubbing your hands" is extremely reasonable, and it is full of free and easy spirit for no reason. Even if the characters written and printed on white paper are touched for thousands of times, they still feel magnanimous. If you touch the sharp thorns growing on the locust tree with delicate hands, everyone knows that it is no different from hitting a nail. It is a dialect in this vast land, and it has never inherited the gene of tongue-twisting. It looks funny to roll up your tongue and speak Sichuan dialect. Because the homophonic word "Zi" and "Sting" are actually homophony in Sichuan dialect, agile and decisive villagers feel that they can't finish anything, and there is no need or time to standardize the truth, so they simply confuse it and pronounce it exactly the same.