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What are the two-part allegorical sayings about farming

March's Vegetable Moss —— Not tender (I)

Soybeans in sesame fields-boss

Cooked lotus root-more considerate.

Wheat should be watered with buds and vegetables with flowers.

In summer, the root is white, and the farmer eats one hertz.

Rice is as red as a warbler, and it is all supplied by water.

An inch of wheat is not afraid of water, and a foot of wheat is afraid of water.

It is not hot in June, and the grain will not bear fruit.

In June, the quilt was covered, and there was no rice in the field.

Pear white, grow soybeans

Cinnamomum camphora leaves are pink, and white bean seeds are easy to get out of the can.

Beginning of winter broad beans, light snow and wheat, you will never catch them.

Sow with clear water and transplant with mixed water.

It's autumn, and we will pull together in a small place.

Dry planting, live early; Rapid growth, rapid growth.

I'm afraid of drought, but I'm afraid the hoe is broken.

Arrive in June and sell quilts to buy ash.

Whether you can insert it or not depends on your feet.

It is better to buy a hundred catties than to keep one catty.

In the autumn of July, it's time to smoke from the inside out.

One season of grass, two seasons of rice, good grass and good rice.

From summer to the future, press, one is a seedling and the other is a potato.

There will be a hill instead of a thousand hills.

There are white rice in the fields of flowers and plants, and valleys in the mountains.

A thousand dung fields are better than one dung seedling.

Beginning of autumn planted one day earlier and harvested one day earlier.

Break the dung jar, don't throw it away, eat more.

Farming does not fertilize, you cheat it, it cheats you.

Joe doesn't think the frost is old, and the wheat is not yellow.

If you want to get more food, you should plant two kinds of corn mung beans.

Planting sweet potatoes and rice has a high yield every year.

One hemp sees the seedling, two hemp sees the chaff, and three hemp sees the frost.

Spring is inserted, summer is carved, spring is for the sun, and summer is for time.

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It will rain when ants move.

Do it at sunrise, don't go out, rest at sunset, go down a thousand miles, don't do it.

Clouds twist raindrops.

Dark clouds take over the driving, and if it doesn't cloudy, it will fall.

Clouds are low and rainy, and clouds are high and clear.

When the sky is bright, the river rises by ten feet.

When the red clouds turn black, there will be heavy rain.

There are beans in the sky and the sun on the ground kills people.

Dark clouds rise at sunset and the sound of rain rings at midnight.

Sunset carmine, either rain or wind.

Walking in the sunset glow, the rain is already after midnight.

Clouds are flowing in the sky and rain is dripping on the ground.

There are dark clouds in the northwest, and thunderstorms are bound to come.

Clouds from the northeast will have wind and rain.

The rainy mountain wears a hat, but the rainy mountain has no waist.

There are fish scales in the sky, so you don't have to turn the sun.

Not afraid of rainy weather for a long time, as long as the northwest opens its mouth.

Clouds turn east, rain turns wind, clouds turn south, water waves ripple, clouds turn west, and clothes are put on the ground.

After a storm comes a calm, day and night.

Dark clouds cover the east, with wind and no rain. Cloudy to cloudy, a storm is coming.

There was a broken Ziyun in the morning and a thunderstorm in the afternoon.

Second, proverbs about wind direction and weather.

The east wind is urgent, prepare the hat.

The wind is calm and sultry, and the thunderstorm is intense.

The urgent rain will clear up, but the slow rain will not open.

After the rain, there will be an east wind, and it will rain harder in the future.

There was heavy rain before the rain, but no rain after it.

No east wind, no rain, no west wind, no sunshine.

Third, there are proverbs about light, electricity and sound phenomena and weather.

The stars are dense and the raindrops are dripping.

The stars are sparse and the weather is fine.

The stars are bright and it will be sunny tomorrow.

When the stars blink, it can't rain.

The direct flash rain is small, and the horizontal flash rain is heavy.

The thunderstorm is small, but it is big.

Although it didn't rain hard, thunder rumbled on the zenith.

Thunder resounded through the sky and it rained heavily.

There is thunder in summer, and it turns upside down to make Huangmei.

Open the door with fire in the south and rain in the north.

4. Proverbs about biological reaction and weather

The loach jumps, and the rain is coming.

The loach is quiet and sunny.

Frogs croak and it rains heavily.

It was rainy when the chicken entered the cage.

Swallows fly low, it's going to rain.

Ants have to get off sooner or later when they move.

The bees are late, and the weather will be fine tomorrow.

The fish jumped out of the water and the wind and rain came.

Dragonflies fly low, so take a hat when you go out.

Black dragonflies are messy and the weather will be dry.

There is smoke on the ground and rain in the sky.

The tank wears a skirt and it rains heavily.

Salty things are coming back, and it's going to rain.

There is rain at the foot of the pillar.

The grass ash is caked, and a storm is coming.

The water is covered with moss and it is raining. When the clouds go down, the ground won't dry.

Clouds twist raindrops.

Dark clouds take over the driving, and if it doesn't cloudy, it will fall.

Clouds are low and rainy, and clouds are high and clear.

When the sky is bright, the river rises by ten feet.

When the red clouds turn black, there will be heavy rain.

There are beans in the sky and the sun on the ground kills people.

Dark clouds rise at sunset and the sound of rain rings at midnight.

Sunset carmine, either rain or wind.

Walking in the sunset glow, the rain is already after midnight.

Clouds are flowing in the sky and rain is dripping on the ground.

There are dark clouds in the northwest, and thunderstorms are bound to come.

Clouds from the northeast will have wind and rain.

The rainy mountain wears a hat, but the rainy mountain has no waist.

There are fish scales in the sky, so you don't have to turn the sun.

Not afraid of rainy weather for a long time, as long as the northwest opens its mouth.

Clouds turn east, rain turns wind, clouds turn south, water waves ripple, clouds turn west, and clothes are put on the ground.

After a storm comes a calm, day and night.

Dark clouds cover the east, with wind and no rain. Cloudy to cloudy, a storm is coming.

There was a broken Ziyun in the morning and a thunderstorm in the afternoon.

Second, proverbs about wind direction and weather.

The east wind is urgent, prepare the hat.

The wind is calm and sultry, and the thunderstorm is intense.

The urgent rain will clear up, but the slow rain will not open.

After the rain, there will be an east wind, and it will rain harder in the future.

There was heavy rain before the rain, but no rain after it.

No east wind, no rain, no west wind, no sunshine.

Third, there are proverbs about light, electricity and sound phenomena and weather.

The stars are dense and the raindrops are dripping.

The stars are sparse and the weather is fine.

The stars are bright and it will be sunny tomorrow.

When the stars blink, it can't rain.

The direct flash rain is small, and the horizontal flash rain is heavy.

The thunderstorm is small, but it is big.

Although it didn't rain hard, thunder rumbled on the zenith.

Thunder resounded through the sky and it rained heavily.

There is thunder in summer, and it turns upside down to make Huangmei.

Open the door with fire in the south and rain in the north.

4. Proverbs about biological reaction and weather

The loach jumps, and the rain is coming.

The loach is quiet and sunny.

Frogs croak and it rains heavily.

It was rainy when the chicken entered the cage.

Swallows fly low, it's going to rain.

Ants have to get off sooner or later when they move.

The bees are late, and the weather will be fine tomorrow.

The fish jumped out of the water and the wind and rain came.

Dragonflies fly low, so take a hat when you go out.

Black dragonflies are messy and the weather will be dry.

There is smoke on the ground and rain in the sky.

The tank wears a skirt and it rains heavily.

Salty things are coming back, and it's going to rain.

There is rain at the foot of the pillar.

The grass ash is caked, and a storm is coming.

The water is covered with moss and it is raining.

When the clouds go down, the ground won't dry.

Clouds twist raindrops.

Dark clouds take over the driving, and if it doesn't cloudy, it will fall.

Clouds are low and rainy, and clouds are high and clear.

When the sky is bright, the river rises by ten feet.

When the red clouds turn black, there will be heavy rain.

There are beans in the sky and the sun on the ground kills people.

Dark clouds rise at sunset and the sound of rain rings at midnight.

Sunset carmine, either rain or wind.

Walking in the sunset glow, the rain is already after midnight.

Clouds are flowing in the sky and rain is dripping on the ground.

There are dark clouds in the northwest, and thunderstorms are bound to come.

Clouds from the northeast will have wind and rain.

The rainy mountain wears a hat, but the rainy mountain has no waist.

There are fish scales in the sky, so you don't have to turn the sun.

Not afraid of rainy weather for a long time, as long as the northwest opens its mouth.

Clouds turn east, rain turns wind, clouds turn south, water waves ripple, clouds turn west, and clothes are put on the ground.

After a storm comes a calm, day and night.

Dark clouds cover the east, with wind and no rain. Cloudy to cloudy, a storm is coming.

There was a broken Ziyun in the morning and a thunderstorm in the afternoon.

Second, proverbs about wind direction and weather.

The east wind is urgent, prepare the hat.

The wind is calm and sultry, and the thunderstorm is intense.

The urgent rain will clear up, but the slow rain will not open.

After the rain, there will be an east wind, and it will rain harder in the future.

There was heavy rain before the rain, but no rain after it.

No east wind, no rain, no west wind, no sunshine.

Third, there are proverbs about light, electricity and sound phenomena and weather.

The stars are dense and the raindrops are dripping.

The stars are sparse and the weather is fine.

The stars are bright and it will be sunny tomorrow.

When the stars blink, it can't rain.

The direct flash rain is small, and the horizontal flash rain is heavy.

The thunderstorm is small, but it is big.

Although it didn't rain hard, thunder rumbled on the zenith.

Thunder resounded through the sky and it rained heavily.

There is thunder in summer, and it turns upside down to make Huangmei.

Open the door with fire in the south and rain in the north.

4. Proverbs about biological reaction and weather

The loach jumps, and the rain is coming.

The loach is quiet and sunny.

Frogs croak and it rains heavily.

It was rainy when the chicken entered the cage.

Swallows fly low, it's going to rain.

Ants have to get off sooner or later when they move.

The bees are late, and the weather will be fine tomorrow.

The fish jumped out of the water and the wind and rain came.

Dragonflies fly low, so take a hat when you go out.

Black dragonflies are messy and the weather will be dry.

There is smoke on the ground and rain in the sky.

The tank wears a skirt and it rains heavily.

Salty things are coming back, and it's going to rain.

There is rain at the foot of the pillar.

The grass ash is caked, and a storm is coming.

The water is covered with moss and it is raining.

Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.

Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

Crazy girl telling jokes-laugh and laugh.

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-lascivious 0

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Please stay with your sister-in-law-uneasy and kind.

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-Extraordinary 5

Yellow mud fell into my crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit)

Yellow dogs have horns on their heads-they are all foreign (sheep).

Weasels feed-play it by ear (chicken)

Weasel's hair-nothing good can be said.

The mouse bites the ball-the guest is angry.

The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.

The monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear

Gnashing one's teeth-a shameless person (with teeth)

Drinking rice soup-shameless (obscene)

Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.

Two sisters compete for money -Biff (money)

Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (cigarettes)

Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.

The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.

Peking Opera Walk-Rub Slowly

Candles that see fire-soft but not drooping.

Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.

Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.

Selling flutes on the street-playing by yourself