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Singles saw a tear-jerking joke and chatted.

1, you are my painkiller, but occasionally it doesn't work, giving me a headache and discomfort.

2. Don't love the wrong person because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of loving the wrong person.

Every night, when I honestly analyze myself, there is no denying that I love you more than I thought.

4. Disappointment is not terrible. What I am afraid of is comforting myself after repeated disappointments and trying to continue to believe with luck.

The real power belongs to those who cry under the covers at night, but nothing happens during the day.

6, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

7. If someone deletes you, the system will not tell you, for fear that you will be sad; When you delete someone else, the system will ask you if you are sure. Because I'm afraid you'll regret it

8, girl, you work so hard, not to marry the only thrill in secular legend; You are so good, not just to be a mother. You never owe anyone a relationship or a child. You only owe yourself a happy appearance. The loneliest, most hopeless, most lost and quietest experience is actually not the most lonely time for you. Finally, I can go ashore alone with this tone. You endured loneliness, overcame hopelessness, stopped being afraid of losing, and learned to live with peace. Although the pain is given by others, the injury is your own.

9. If I can, I really want to trust someone without reservation, put all my feelings into it, and ask for no result or company. I hope to give an explanation to the heart that believes in love and an answer to the restless youth.

10. Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

1. If you don't work hard, it will be the same after one year, only one year older.

If others like you, I can take it back. But you like others, how can I rob them?

There are some things that we can't understand when we are young, but when we know, we are no longer young.

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, the mountains are full of green hats!

No blow should be an excuse for your depravity. You cannot change the world, but you can change yourself.

6. Love is a funny joke. It is beautiful, but it hurts.

7. You said that time will dilute everything and distance will make us feel better.

8. I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

9. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry.

10. Those things that made you cry will be said with a smile one day.

1 1. I want to seriously like a person, and then, be seriously liked by that person.

12. Advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave when I love you the most.

13. It is best to talk about love only three times in your life, once ignorant, once unforgettable and once in your life.

14. How lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.

15. Those who have poured cold water on me will boil it and pour it back in the future.

16. Sometimes you don't push yourself and don't know that some things are useless.

17. I like it best that we pissed off the teacher, and then he shouted: I can't go, study by myself!

18. I also want to send you an anonymous message to tell you that I like you, but we are not allowed to be friends.

19. Do you know what my motivation is? The answer is the first word of this sentence.

20. You once said that I was your life, but later you lost me and didn't see you die.

2 1. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

22. Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

23. School, let's get a divorce, we are really not suitable!

24. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

25. The most terrible word in the world is not separation, but distance.

26. In a love game, there is always only one tenth of sweetness, and the remaining nine tenths are bitter, astringent and sour, but there is no sweetness.

27. The teacher says it's okay for you to fall in love, but it's no use finding someone who is responsible and will shake your hand when you meet the teacher.

28. I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you again.

29. On the road of life, stop-and-go is a kind of leisure, walking and watching is an elegance, and walking and forgetting is an open-mindedness.

Eating at home is called eating, and eating at school and work is purely for survival.

3 1. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

Reading travel novels every day makes me feel that the toilet is like piercing a hole.

33. The reason why you are fall in price in his heart is that he knows you like him.

34. It's much better for boys to ask girls out to play with me than to listen to you.

We have scolded the school thousands of times and don't allow outsiders to speak ill of it.

36. Girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck. Maybe one of your smiles inadvertently becomes the whole world.

One day you will suddenly realize that your parents are the ones who love you the most and spend the least time.

38. There is only one sentence in the world that has lied to me a thousand times and ten thousand times, and I will believe it, and that is: the teacher is coming!

39. What I give may not be all you want, but it must be all I have.

Non-mainstream talks about Daquan-Looking at the world with tears, the whole world is crying.

Only by looking to the future can people live a wonderful life.

You have your own way to go in the future.

Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

Ironically, invisibility is visible to it, but you can't.

Nowadays, many people: young people pretend to be mature and young.

Really want someone who can give you everything you want.

It's not that I don't understand German love, but that you are so rubbish. So I don't deserve it

You owned me a long time ago, and I owned you.

The sea becomes bitter, leaving only tenderness.

Too many people have been rejected and hurt because of you.

Can you think about my feelings from my point of view?

When this world is no longer real, we also become the foil of this world.

I don't have to find anyone else anymore. I know it's good to have you here.

About the departure and betrayal of the former degree, it is expected and unexpected.

The world is so big, but I met you, fell in love with you and couldn't let you go.

I hope you are the whole world, then I will never be afraid of being abandoned by the world.

If you dare to play mistress games with others, I'll kick your third leg off.

How to interpret, that heartache

The lighthouse will never be lonely, because you are its coast.

I can't live without you. Like an island in the ocean.

Can we go back in time?

Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

How much time is left to collect my thoughts about you?

Remember, one rainy day, you said you would love me very much, and now it rains again, taking away all our vows.

Once the ocean dries up, the rocks are broken, but it is difficult to get together and separate.

Men try their best to trick women into going to bed, and women try their best to cheat men of their money.

Love is a tormenting game. You can't win without being serious. Seriously, you lose.

Quarrel with relatives and talk to strangers.

Heartbroken. What can I say?

Dust-laden memory, let it continue to precipitate.

Put the drunken tomorrow on the strings of Pandora, float and sink for the rest of your life, and sing heaven and earth in vain.

If a couple is destined to be husband and wife, they will love each other even if they are separated by Qian Shan.

It is a luxury to have a glorious time in life.

If love has an ending, it must be separation, so I would rather stay away from your ending.

The person you love can't give you a promise.

After all, one person broke free and one person picked it up.

I love you as much as you do not love me.

Everything in the world is changing, but only you are consistent.

Those who tell the truth, mood quotations 202 1 mood essays look at the world through tears, and the whole world is crying.

My tears, just to pay homage to a barren unrequited love. Stranger. Give me another second, and I will fall in love with you.

Pretending to be angry is much more, and being really angry will only be considered as pretending.

The only remaining relationship between us is that I silently praise your circle of friends.

Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

I liked him for almost five years, and finally I confessed, but he told me to give up.

I'm just a passer-by who accompanied you crazy for a short time.

Let two people solve love together and don't interfere with too many people.

Sunshine is an uninvited guest in autumn.

I prefer your simple refusal to your perfunctory.

Put your heart away and don't take it out easily, it will hurt.

When did you learn to smoke, and for whom did you quit smoking?

Shadow to the left, soul to the right, run counter to but can't escape the bondage of the body.

When you are lost, smile and say to yourself, it's okay, everything will pass.

Goodbye, my youth tragedy, your youth.

They say that if you love someone too much, that person won't love you.

Trust? Don't be silly. Everything is fake.

I gave you so many opportunities that you didn't take them well.

Excessive indulgence to you, why do you indulge in the arms of others?

I hope you know that someone has been caring about you and someone has been thinking about you.

Two trees that are very close together, the middle road is doomed to be fruitless.

There are some things that you care about rather than get. Just have them.

It takes two people to make a decision when we are together, and only one person when we break up.

When you hurt someone, do you always feel how painful that person's heart is?

I said I don't love you, I said I broke up, I Lacrimosa.

I love you more than life. This is a beautiful sentence.

I sang your favorite song over and over again, but my heart cried.

The play hasn't finished yet, and you have already left to make a guest appearance in another performance.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.