Ask for some funny jokes about turtles

One day, three turtles, turtle father, turtle mother and turtle son, decided to go for an outing. I took a Shandong pie and two cans of sea chicken to Yangmingshan.

After ten years of hard work, I finally succeeded. Sit on the floor, unload your equipment and get ready for dinner.

Damn it! ! No can opener!

Father turtle said, "turtle son ... go back and get it!" "

Mother turtle said, "good son ... hurry up!" Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together ... hurry back. "

The turtle son said, "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! "

Turtle son set foot on the road home. ...

Time flies, 20 years have passed, and the turtle son has not yet appeared. ...

Mother turtle can't stand it: "wife ... do you want to eat first?" I'm super hungry and say ... "

Father Tortoise said, "No ... Can you promise?" Promise your son ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! "

Father Tortoise says it's been five years ... and there's no sign of his son Turtle.

Whatever! ! Parents decided to start! Take out the pie and be affectionate.

Father Tortoise said, "Wife ... you eat first!" " "

Mother turtle said, "I'm sorry, son!" Mom is really hungry! "

Take a big bite and the pie will hurt! It's too late, too early ...

The turtle son jumped out from behind the tree: "I knew you would steal to eat!" " ! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years and finally got it! ! I hate people lying to me! "