Classic black humor jokes

1. You have worked hard to know that the IQ gap is insurmountable.

Don't lose weight, you are ugly not only because you are fat.

I used to think that people who rely on connections must be very incompetent. After contact, I found that people are better than you.

Life is like this, with laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, while others are mainly responsible for tears.

Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it. People are divided into groups, and lovers get married. Then we are willing to fly in heaven, kill two birds with one stone and be local tyrants.

6. You just need to see other people's wonderful things, and God has other plans for you.

7. Most success depends not on accumulated efforts or dramatic opportunities, but on time-honored origins and talents.

8. Not all successful men have a woman behind them. Most successful men have no women before they succeed.

9. "Mom doesn't mean you. Look at the person you are looking for. It's too ugly for me to understand. I will be ashamed if I tell others that this is my son-in-law. "

10. "His family has more than one billion."

1 1. "Of course, people don't need to live so vain. Why should they care what other people think? What's more, love is blind, and mom supports you! "

12. Laziness is a good excuse, as if you can really do great things as long as you are diligent.

13. I used to earn very little money on my knees, so I imitated those excellent people and tried to stand up. As a result, I lost my job.

14. When you hate each other and can't find a home, "for the children" may be a good excuse.

15. "The cause of princess disease is nothing but ugliness or poverty." "What if you are rich and beautiful but have a bad temper?" "That's the princess, not sick.