Little jokes and stories make you happy.

Little jokes and stories make you happy.

It doesn't matter whether you eat or not.

Cowboy puppies herd cattle and do a lot of chores for the rich man every day, but they can only eat the leftovers left by three meals a day from long-term workers, but the rich man says, you are still young and have a light life. It doesn't matter whether you eat or not. ? Panman saw it in his eyes, but he was furious, so he helped the dog with advice. On this day, the puppy cut some water willows and woven them into cow mouth cages to cover the mouths of all calves. In the evening, the rich man was very angry and asked the dog. The puppy said that the calf can't plow, and it doesn't matter whether it eats or not. ? The rich man was afraid that he would kill the whole cow, so he had to eat with the long-term workers.

Not pretty.

A soldier who had just returned from the battlefield happily said to his wife standing at the door to meet him: hi, great!

Ah, yes, you know, I stayed in the beauty salon for seven hours.

No, said the husband, that's not what I meant. I mean, I ended seven months of war.

Because of love

In ancient times, there was a small country. Because of frequent wars, the national treasury was exhausted.

The emperor hurriedly summoned the minister of the DPRK and ordered the confiscation of his property for military expenditure.

The minister is unwilling but afraid to disobey. He only timidly asked:? There are so many ministers in the DPRK, why me?

The emperor walked up to him, patted him on the shoulder and said, because I love Qing, I won't be sad easily.

Principal, you are too OUT

The headmaster of a company's children's school came to the company office for instructions.

? Manager, our school wants to buy a tape recorder for teaching needs. ?

? Teaching is not listening to music. What is the use of a tape recorder?

? At present, everyone is engaged in audio-visual education, which is a necessary equipment. ?

? What, telephone teaching? Teachers and students are having classes in the classroom. Do you still need to call?

The collective concept is growing.

After my daughter went to kindergarten, Zhangkou was the teacher of our class.

Silence is a child in our class, and the concept of collective is strengthening day by day.

Sleeping until midnight, my daughter dreamed and pushed her father hard:

? You go, you are not in our class, you are not in our class. ?

Poor husband was killed in the middle of the night Students in our class?

Squeeze into the study to sleep

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