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Jing said to Pin, "Isn't your home decorated? 」

Lu always said, "Compared with you, my house has only four walls."

9 said to 6, "Why are you standing? Watch out for brain congestion! 」

You said to A, "When did you learn to stand on your head? 」

My husband said to the sky, "I finally look forward to that day."

Shit says to urine, "Dry and thin are just different."

He also said to her: "When you are the boss, do you still take a secretary when you go out? 」

Wood said to Liang, "Don't think I can't recognize you if I wear a vest! 」

C said to the couple, "When did you get married? 」

I want to say to leek, "Can we centipedes walk a tightrope?" 」

Dai said to Dan, "When did you learn to skateboard? 」

Da said to Shuang, "How did you get all the questions wrong?" ? 」

Zhuo said to the hood, "What headscarf do you want to wear to pretend to be bin Laden? 」

The female couple said, "Let's get married, that would be' good'"! 」

Ping said to Ping, "You and I are first-class disabled soldiers."

The soldier said to Qiu, "Look how cruel this war is! Both legs are blown up! 」

Yi said to ge, "don't think I'm afraid of you because you have a sword." You fight one on one! 」

I often say to Zhang, "You think you are Hou Yi. You have nothing to do, why are you carrying a bow all day? " 」