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Seeking to appreciate the image of Xiaocui in Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio. It's 1 100. What is required to be freshly baked is the original work ~

One night, Zhi was reading a book in the study. Suddenly, there was lightning and thunder. In an instant, a white shadow ran in and hid under Zhi's bed. Wisdom probe wants to see what is going on. It turned out to be a white fox. At first, this white fox was named Yuji, the gardener of the sacred paradise forest. A fox spirit, who has practiced for thousands of years, broke into Zhi Zhi's bedroom to avoid "thunder robbery". It happened that he stole a luminous pearl from the Taibai White House in the sky, was chased by Raytheon, and was beaten back by lightning, so he had to flee for his life and hide in the king's bedroom. Knowing that the white fox was injured, she not only didn't drive it away, but also felt pity. Zhi also cured the white fox and kept it in the study. Yu Ji recovered from her injury and restored her skills. When I left, I turned into a human figure, saying that I would repay my kindness in the future and leave a gift bag as a token. If she wants something, she can go to Langyun Mountain to find her. Wang has a classmate named Wang, who also had adventures when he was young. Pinpin is a rich boy, lazy and unwilling to study, but ambitious and likes to take advantage of loopholes. Once, Pinpin skipped class to go sightseeing, got lost halfway and was attacked by a wolf. At the same time, a snake came out to save Pinpin! However, Pinpin was too scared to thank the snake, so he ignored it! When Pinpin returns to the mansion, the snake has already arrived first. It's immoral to yell at Pinpin. Pinpin bowed down in fear, and the spirit snake said that she had learned that there was a treasure in Pinfu's house-Tianshan Ganoderma lucidum, and asked Pinxiang to give it to her to show her gratitude. Pin promised to steal it for her, and Lingshe became a beauty, with a slightly softened attitude and amazing products. Spirit snake said that as long as Pinpin cooperated with her well, she could help Pinpin ascend to heaven, and her wish came true. Pinpin was overjoyed, thinking that the fairy had come down to help herself. From then on, she turned to the snake for help in everything! It's endless for an idiot to meet a silly daughter-in-law-Wang has been admitted to the Jinshi by hard work and become a big official. At the same time, Wang also prospered in the official career of the DPRK with the help of snakes. However, Wang is ignorant and often exposes his wisdom mistakes! Therefore, Pinpin bears a grudge against Zhi Zhi and waits for revenge. Unexpectedly, Yuan Feng, an idiot, was born like this. By the time he was eighteen, he was only five. What bothers his parents most is that Yuan Feng was born without knowing the difference between men and women, and he often jokes! So in the marriageable year, no one wants to marry! The wise couple searched for famous doctors, but they were still helpless. Thinking that the fox had promised to repay the kindness, Zhi went to Langyun Mountain to ask for it, hoping to turn the idiot back into a smart one, but the white fox refused, saying that it would take a hundred years of effort, but he could find a good wife for the idiot! Wisdom has no choice but to go home! A few days later, a woman took her daughter Xiaocui to visit relatives and friends! The clever couple saw that Xiaocui was a poor girl, but she was smart and delicate, and she was very beautiful. Her wife loved her so much that she married her daughter-in-law! It turns out that Xiaocui is the daughter of Yu Ji, who was born when she moved once. Later, Yu Ji had the opportunity to be selected by the Queen Mother and become the gardener of the sacred forest in heaven, which was a great honor. So Yu Ji abandoned her husband and daughter, went to heaven, and even cut off secular desires for practice. Now in order to repay her kindness, she is going to marry her daughter to an idiot! Based on filial piety, Xiaocui promised to repay his mother's kindness, but for three years! Xiaocui's accomplishment is not high, because his aunt seldom gives advice, and the relationship between mother and daughter is weak! Xiaocui married into the Wang family because she was clever and considerate, and was favored by this clever couple. Although Xiaocui and Yuanfeng share a room, they sleep in separate beds. Mrs. Wang was worried that there would be no queen, so she ordered to move a bed and forced them to share the same bed. However, Yuanfeng is too young to be used to it. Xiaocui reflexively kicked Yuan Feng out of bed in the middle of the night, and Yuan Feng was killed the next night, so he didn't want to sleep with Xiaocui! In the days to come, Yuan Feng and Xiaocui were inseparable, and Xiaocui would invent all kinds of novel and fun games to amuse Yuan Feng. One day, Xiaocui made a cloth ball and played with Yuanfeng in the garden. Xiaocui kicked it out. Yuanfeng ran to pick it up. When Zhigang passed by, Xiao Cui kicked hard and accidentally dropped his wisdom face. Chi Ming saw Yuanfeng running towards him, chasing the cloth ball. He was angry and blamed Xiaocui and Xiaocui for not talking back, but the next day he was as naughty as ever! Xiao Cui painted Yuan Feng with rouge again, but his wife scolded him as soon as she saw it. Xiaocui didn't say anything, but he relapsed the next day. Madame saw that Xiaocui's stubborn disease was hard to change, so she had to take it out on Yuan Feng, who burst into tears. Xiaocui love dearly knelt down for mercy! Also coax Yuanfeng to laugh like a child. Although my wife was angry, she was relieved to see that Xiaocui was distressed by Yuanfeng (my wife had been worried that Xiaocui didn't like Yuanfeng). Since he can't play in public, Xiaocui has to play "role-playing" with Yuan Feng and the maids in the bedroom behind closed doors. Several people dress up as various roles in the play every day! Frolic saved the day-one day, Xiaocui dressed himself as the prime minister of North Korea and Yuan Feng as his entourage, and they slipped out of the street to play. Xiaocui rode a horse, Yuanfeng took Xinjiang, swaggered past the old enemy Wang's door, and made a scene before going home! When Tzu Chi learned about it, he was very angry. Finally, he hit Xiaocui, fearing that it would bring disaster! Xiaocui was beaten, the wound was very painful, and Yuan Feng was heartbroken. Yuan Feng didn't know how to comfort Xiaocui, so he had to learn Xiaocui's usual way of coaxing himself to make Xiaocui laugh. Unexpectedly, Xiaocui not only didn't get into trouble, but also made his taste and knowledge familiar with the Prime Minister. He didn't dare to impeach Zhixue easily, but in turn buttered up Zhixue, so a period of time passed. Soon, Pinpin design framed Zhi Zi and involved Zhi Zi in the literary inquisition. Pinpin revealed that Chen Daren, who handled the case, had seen a pair of jade bottles collected by Zhi Zi. There is no choice but to bribe Chen with them. But when Zhi Zi was ready to go to Chen Jiashi, Xiaocui and Yuanfeng were playing, and a man broke a jade bottle! Zhi couldn't bear it, and hit two people! In fact, Pinpin colluded with Chen's adult early in the morning. As long as Zhipin sent the jade bottle, it exposed Zhipin's bribery and aggravated the crime. Pinpin informed the Prime Minister in advance to wait at Chen's house so that people could catch the stolen goods, but several hours later, Zhipin was still missing. The prime minister felt cheated and left. After the prime minister Wang proved his innocence in front of the emperor, he was able to get away with it. The Prime Minister also told him that Pinpin had colluded with the powerful minister to report bribes to him, but he believed that Zhi Zi was innocent, and Zhi Zi secretly expressed surprise. Since then, wisdom has been wary of products. One day, Pinpin came to visit Zhi Zhi, and Xiaocui dressed Yuanfeng as an emperor and pushed out the living room! Pinchu thought he had met the emperor, so he quickly knelt down and bowed down. Later, when I saw Yuanfeng smiling at myself, I realized that I had been cheated. Actually, I have a plan. He drank Yuanfeng to bully you, and then took off Yuanfeng's clothes! The next day, the goods were presented to the court, accusing the intelligence of conspiracy, conniving at idiots wearing God's clothes and deceiving the king. The emperor ordered the goods to hand over evidence, and the goods were presented with clothes. When they were opened, only some rags were found! The emperor was furious and blamed the goods. Fortunately, Yuan Guifei pleaded for Pinpin, and Pinpin was spared. But after that, the emperor didn't trust the goods so much. Really in love-Yuan Fei hid behind the tent and saw the clothes in the bag, which instantly turned into a pile of rags. She suddenly understood why Wang was able to escape from danger three times and four times, and there must be someone behind him. It turns out that Yuan Fei is the incarnation of the snake. On that day, the snake always tried to catch Yuji's pearl to help practice, but failed to sneak up on Yuji many times. So the snake turned to the world, attached to the powerful, and wanted to use the powerful to collect rare foreign objects in the world to help practice. The snake turned into a beautiful woman and gave the goods to the emperor, who was very confused and left it at his mercy. Because the Prime Minister Wang and other ministers in the DPRK opposed it, they made a plan and soon the Prime Minister was demoted. With the help of Yuan Fei, Pin became the new Prime Minister! In an instant, the villains in the DPRK were successful, the principles were in chaos, the emperor was fatuous, the powerful minister had no way, and he resigned, but the accumulation was more than that. Finally, I learned that Wang's daughter-in-law was concubine's daughter, and I was obsessed with the pearls in concubine's hand all day. Xiaocui was exhausted because he repeatedly secretly helped the Yuanfeng family. Yuanfeng was in a hurry. He took care of Xiaocui and stayed by the bed day and night. Xiaocui joked that he wanted to eat carp, so Yuanfeng went to "lie on the ice and beg for carp fish". The wind was cold, and Yuanfeng was lying on the frozen lake, waiting for fish for a day and a night. The sun went down, and the Wangs couldn't find Yuanfeng anywhere, so they were in a rash. Later, Xiaocui found Yuanfeng by the lake. Yuanfeng was soaked to the skin, and his face and hands were red. He lost consciousness because of the biting cold, but he still smiled and comforted Xiao Cui. Xiaocui was moved to hold Yuanfeng and cried ... Xiao Cui took Yuanfeng home and put a row of heaters in his bedroom. Yuan Feng was still shivering with cold, and Xiaocui held him tightly. "XiaoCui smiled, she found herself really in love with this idiot, afraid that one day, two people will be separated. Xiaocui was worried that Yuanfeng would be bullied after he left. Determined to cure his stupid illness and make him smart again, he went to consult his mother. Yu Ji reminded Xiao Cui not to get emotional with mortals, otherwise his century-old practice would be destroyed, and to transform Yuanfeng, he would have to waste his vitality, but Xiao Cui would rather sacrifice! Danger and he said, if Yuanfeng regained his intelligence and abandoned Xiaocui as a fox, it really wasn't worth it, but Xiaocui insisted! The danger was lost to Xiaocui, and Xiaocui's method was finally taught ... The next day, Xiao Cui asked the girls to move the tub for bathing to the bedroom. Yuan Feng felt funny. Seeing that Xiaocui was going to take a bath, he wanted to take a bath with her. Xiao Cui refused to drive Yuan Feng out of the room. After half an hour, Xiao Cui called Yuan Feng into the house and told the maid to fill the bucket with hot water for Yuan Feng to touch. After a long time, Yuanfeng was silent in the bucket, and Xiaocui lifted the cotton cover, only to find that Yuanfeng had died! Zhi and his wife rushed to the scene, thinking that Yuan Feng was dead. Zhi Da denounced Xiaocui, while his wife cried her eyes out. During the quarrel, Yuanfeng suddenly woke up. Next, Yuanfeng was seriously ill for three days, and Xiao Cui carefully cured Yuanfeng's luck (input his own vitality). On the fourth day, Yuanfeng woke up early in the morning and suddenly stopped to look at his beloved wife HeJun. Since then, Yuanfeng has become very smart and talented. Plus Yuanfeng is good-looking, and when he is sick, he looks outstanding. The clever couple thanked Xiao Cui! No matter whether you are a fox or a human being, your love for you will never change-on the other hand, Sheji is obsessed with the Night Pearl, and even deceived the emperor that there is a Hu Ling living on Langxun Mountain, who can live forever after eating Hu Ling's meat. The emperor sent troops to the mountains to catch foxes! When the brigade arrived at Langxun Mountain, they set fire to catch foxes. In order to save the fox, the concubine fell into a state of chaos. She took advantage of the chaos to catch the night pearl, but failed. In the chaos, she attacked her, and she escaped with injuries and hid in a cave. Xiaocui sensed her mother's death and went to look for it. When I found the cave, I found my mother hurt. I saw Yu Ji thinking bitterly about the night pearl. It turns out that since Yu Ji stole the pearl from the sky, she has been unable to understand the secret. Xiaocui helped her mother cure her luck, and Yu Ji recovered, urging Xiaocui to go home so as not to worry her family. Xiaocui came home exhausted. In the past few days, he has lost a hundred years of practice, because he helped Yuanfeng get rid of his idiot. Plus, he treated his mother today, so weak that he finally fainted in bed and became a fox in the sky. When the maid came in, he was scared out of his mind! The clever couple now find that Xiaocui is a fox, and they are very afraid. They prevented Yuanfeng from entering the room. Yuan Feng ignored everyone's dissuasion, rushed into the room, closed the door and looked at Fox alone. They are full of pity. Until midnight, Xiaocui woke up and changed back to human form. She admitted to Yuanfeng that she was a fox and married the Wangs just to repay her kindness. In those years, she set a three-year deadline. Now the deadline has passed. Xiaocui said goodbye to Yuanfeng. In fact, Xiaocui knew he was weakened. Yuan Feng was heartbroken and vowed that no matter whether Xiaocui was a human or a fox, he still loved her deeply and would not let Xiaocui leave. The next day, Yuan Feng woke up and didn't see Xiao Cui. He looked around, heartbroken, and didn't eat or sleep for days. A few days later, Yuan Feng packed his luggage and decided to go to Xiao Cui. He went to the barren hills and got lost. Suddenly, a mist came and a snake appeared and took Yuan Feng away. Can love last forever? -Xiaocui belongs to my concubine, who cured her and adjusted her breath. Sure enough, Yu Ji said that Yuanfeng would leave Xiaocui when she became smart, and Xiaocui kept silent. She Ji threatened Xiaocui with Yuan Feng's life and asked Xiaocui to hand over the pearl, but Yu Ji refused. Xiaocui had to steal it while Yuji was asleep. In fact, Yu Ji is only ruthless on the surface. She pretended not to know and asked Xiaocui to get the night pearl. She finally got the pearl of the night, but she didn't keep her promise. She tried to kill Xiaocui. Yuan Feng saw Xiaocui in distress, but he was desperate to sacrifice his life to protect Xiaocui. As a result, she was seriously injured and her life was dying. Xiaocui tried to protect her, but she lost. At the critical moment, Yu Ji arrived and fought with her. Sheji didn't want to entangle with her and catch Xiaocui floating away! Yu Ji cured Yuan Feng to delay his life. Xiaocui was caught by Sheji in the Snake Palace. She sensed the news of her mother and knew that Yuanfeng was in danger. She Ji got the pearl of the night, but she didn't know how to use it. She questioned trav. Xiaocui said that if she told the secret, she would borrow the pearl to save Yuanfeng's life first, and she agreed. Xiaocui told Sheji that when she was at the full moon in October, she stood at the highest peak of the mountain, facing the moon, put the luminous pearl in her mouth, and when her luck was adjusted, she could absorb the essence inside! She Ji was dubious, but because she was eager to improve her skills, she had to give it a try. On the night of the full moon, Sheji stood on the mountain peak and offered Buddha with beads. But what I didn't expect was that the more she tried to absorb the true yuan of the night pearl, the more she was sucked away by it. When the full moon passed through the dark clouds and was not blocked, the night pearl sensed the essence of the moon and suddenly released a strong light, which attracted Raytheon. It turns out that Xiaocui no longer believes in Sheji. She knows from her mother that the night pearl will absorb the essence of moonlight when the moon is full. If you meet the true qi, it will emit strong light, which will attract Raytheon's pursuit, so the concubine will only practice in the dark in the cave at ordinary times for fear of attracting Raytheon's attention. Xiao Cui saw that the thunder god had retrieved the pearl of the night, so he knelt down and begged Raytheon to borrow the pearl to save Yuanfeng. Thor believes that Yuji stole the pearl and committed a heinous crime. He not only refused to borrow pearls, but also arrested Yuji for this crime! Xiaocui is willing to suffer for his mother. As long as Raytheon saves Yuanfeng, she will be punished with Raytheon. Raytheon was finally moved by Xiao Cui and lent pearls to save Yuanfeng. Xiao Cui will keep his promise and return to heaven with Raytheon! Yuan Feng said that Xiaocui must be found no matter where he goes ... Episode 1: Wang Yuanfeng, the only son of Wang Taichang, is an idiot and is often teased. Wang Taichang and his wife are more worried about his marriage. One day, I often took Yuanfeng out hunting. Yuanfeng strayed into the trap set by Xiaocui, a little fox demon. Yuanfeng told Taichang about it. Too many times, I suddenly remembered that I saved a Hu Ling when I was young, so I took Yuan Zhong to find her and asked her to help solve Yuanfeng's marriage. In return, Hu Ling came to the Wangs with her daughter Xiaocui, ready to marry Yuan Feng. The second episode: After they got married, they got along well, became playmates, and their feelings increased day by day. One night, Yuanfeng went to the Prime Minister's house to dig bamboo shoots, and Xiaocui overheard the snake demon plotting with the Prime Minister to be the imperial concubine, which attracted the attention of the snake demon. The third episode: The prime minister introduced the emperor, but the ignorant emperor made a snake demon a concubine. One day, the snake demon turned into a fox and tricked Xiaocui out, trying to cheat the Night Pearl, but Xiaocui caught him. In the fight, Hu Ling drove away the snake demon, and Xiaocui was poisoned by snake venom. In order to save Xiaocui, Yuanfeng took Xiaocui to find Hu Ling's snake venom to be solved. Xiaocui is not as active as usual after his illness. For fun, Yuanfeng dressed as a prime minister and paraded in the street, which was seen by the prime minister's son. Episode 4: Knowing that he was dressed as himself, the Prime Minister came to Wang Taichang in a rage, but Jing saw Yuan Feng dressed as an emperor in a dragon robe. For this reason, Wang Taichang flew into a rage, and the prime minister even sued the emperor, but the dragon robe found from the Wang family was turned into a toad by Xiao Cui and escaped. In order to make Yuanfeng smart, Xiaocui came to Hu Ling and was rejected. I met a snake demon when I came out, but I took the initiative to help her. Xiaocui was anxious to save her husband. She doesn't think it's a scam. She listened to the snake demon and put Yuanfeng in a coma for several days. But after waking up, Yuanfeng became smart, but became violent. Episode 5: Yuan Feng took the entrance examination for the first place in Wushu and won the championship in one fell swoop. Yuan Feng, who was fascinated by the snake demon, was addicted to the beauty of the snake demon and was rude to Xiaocui. Sad Xiaocui returned to Hu Ling. While Xiaocui and Ling Huchong were practicing together, Wang Yuanfeng led a large army to surround them. At this moment, Raytheon who traced the whereabouts of Hu Ling who stole the pearl of the night just arrived. Episode 6: Yuan Feng catches Hu Ling and gives it to the snake demon. In order to save Hu Ling, Xiaocui exchanged the Pearl of the Night for Hu Ling, but the snake demon broke his word and sent Yuanfeng out to kill Xiaocui's mother and daughter. Just when Yuan Feng stabbed Tusya with his sword, he suddenly found his conscience and fainted in the painful struggle. Xiaocui did not hesitate to use his true qi to save Yuanfeng. Xiaocui and Yuanfeng got even with the snake demon, but they met Thor who was looking for the night pearl, and killed the snake demon and took it away. After Xiaocui cured Yuan Feng, Xiaocui's parents were taken away by Raytheon, and Yuan Feng woke up with a silly face.