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The full text of the cross talk script of the Four Great Classics, Jia Xuming’s lines

Jia Xuming: Oh, it’s not easy to talk about cross talk now.

Zhang Kang: That’s true.

Jia Xuming: You have to practice your basic skills hard.

Zhang Kang: Learn to talk and sing.

Jia Xuming: That’s not all. You must study more.

Zhang Kang: You should know more.

Jia Xuming: There is such a book, have you read it?

Zhang Kang: Which one? Tell me.

Jia Xuming: "Tao Te Ching"

Zhang Kang: This is a few pages old, but it's a bit deep.

Jia Xuming: Is there a book as famous as the "Tao Te Ching" that you have read?

Zhang Kang: A book as famous as the Tao Te Ching.

Jia Xuming: Yeah.

Zhang Kang: What is it called?

Jia Xuming: "A Complete Collection of Meat Dishes".

Zhang Kang: I haven’t read it.

Jia Xuming: I guess you haven’t read the combined volume of the "Tao Te Ching" and "The Encyclopedia of Meat and Vegetables", right?

Zhang Kang: The publisher went crazy and bound these two books together.

Jia Xuming: If you have not read the combined volume of these two books, I advise you to seize the time to find it and read it.

Zhang Kang: What am I doing?

Jia Xuming: Because according to my research, after reading this bound volume, I can understand an important life principle.

Zhang Kang: What’s the point?

Jia Xuming: I am not a vegetarian, how about it?

Zhang Kang: Are there any other research results that you can share with me?

Jia Xuming: Okay, okay, you love learning so much, let me tell you about a few books I have been studying recently.

Zhang Kang: Which books?

Jia Xuming: Four masterpieces!

Zhang Kang: Which four famous works?

Jia Xuming: Do you still need to ask?

Zhang Kang: What’s wrong?

Jia Xuming: Who doesn’t know?

Zhang Kang: I’m afraid you don’t know.

Jia Xuming: "Water Margin".

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: Killing in the Three Kingdoms.

Zhang Kang: No, the "Three Kingdoms" did not kill him.

Jia Xuming: Those people were killing each other.

Zhang Kang: That is also called "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"

Jia Xuming: There are also "A Dream of Red Mansions" and "Journey to the West".

Zhang Kang: These are four books.

Jia Xuming: Among these books, which one I have studied the best.

Zhang Kang: Which one?

Jia Xuming: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Zhang Kang: "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is worth watching.

Jia Xuming: There are so many characters in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: I want to ask you, who is your favorite?