Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The wife asked again: "Why are you tossing and turning?" Wang Yishi said: "This is not what women should know." The wife said: "Don't underestimate me because I am a woman. Tell me, maybe I can give y

The wife asked again: "Why are you tossing and turning?" Wang Yishi said: "This is not what women should know." The wife said: "Don't underestimate me because I am a woman. Tell me, maybe I can give y

The wife asked again: "Why are you tossing and turning?" Wang Yishi said: "This is not what women should know." The wife said: "Don't underestimate me because I am a woman. Tell me, maybe I can give you some advice." ." Wang Yishi told her the reason. The wife said: "You admire Xu Depu and plan to let go of his wife. This is the behavior of a heroic man. It is enough to find someone to replace her." Wang Yishi said: "Yes. But where can I find someone?" His wife Said: "I should fulfill your righteous deed and propose her exile." Wang Yishi said: "Is it true? Or is it a joke?" His wife said: "It is true, how can it be a joke?" Wang Yishi then knelt down and knelt down. He kowtows on the ground to thank his wife. Then he told Xu Depu's wife the plan and asked him to hide in his parents' house.

Wang Yishi and his wife then hit the road. Whenever they passed the local post office and had their identities checked, they looked like officials escorting criminals. After traveling thousands of miles, they arrived at the destination of their exile. Although the wind, frost, rain and snow were very difficult, they were happy not to feel it. So the people in Rugao County were very moved and raised funds to redeem Wang Yishi's wife. Both Wang Yishi and his wife died at home. 3. Translation of the ancient text "The golden cicada escapes from its shell"

The golden cicada escapes from its shell

Preserve its shape and complete its potential ①; Do not doubt your friends, but do not move your enemies. Xun stops the poison②.

① Preserve its shape, complete its potential, preserve the existing fighting shape of the position, and further complete various postures for continuing the battle. ② The sun stops the poison: the words come from the "Book of Changes" Gu hexagram. Gu, the name of Bagua. This hexagram is a superposition of different hexagrams (Xun below Gen above). The upper hexagram of this hexagram is Gen, which means mountain, which is strong, and it is a yang hexagram; Xun, which means wind, is soft, and it is yin. Therefore, the hexagram image of "Gu" is "hard above and soft below", which means that the mountains are quiet and the wind is flowing at the bottom, and everything will go smoothly. Also, Gen is in the upper hexagram, which means tranquility; Xun is in the lower hexagram, which means humility. Therefore, it is said that "humility and tranquility" and "grandeur and peace" are the signs of great governance in the world. This plan quotes the word "彖" in this hexagram: "The sun stops, Gu." The meaning is that I secretly and cautiously transfer the main force to stabilize the enemy, and then I can escape the danger while the enemy is not alarmed, and I can escape safely. The danger of war. "Gu" means everything goes well

Bai Hua maintains his original state and further improves his own strength so that friendly forces will not doubt me and enemies will not dare to take action against me. This is from "Yi Gu": conceal one's actions to avoid disaster. 4. Classical Chinese version of Liezi’s art of controlling the wind

Liezi studied with the old Shang family and had friends with his uncle Gaozi. He followed the path of the second son and rode the wind back home. Yin Sheng heard about it and lived with Liezi for several months without leaving home. Because Qi was asked to teach him skills occasionally, he refused to tell him ten times. Yin Sheng retorted and asked to resign, but Liezi refused. Yin Sheng retreated. After a few months, he was still worried and went back to follow him. Liezi said: "Why do you come and go so often?" "Yin Sheng said: "Zhang Dai asked me to ask you, but I didn't tell you, so I feel sorry for you. Now I am free, so I am here again." Liezi said: "I thought you were the best, but now you are contemptuous. That's it? Ji! I'm going to tell you what I learned from Master. After three years, my heart did not dare to think about right and wrong, and my mouth did not dare to talk about benefits and harms. It was only five years. After that, my heart was thinking about right and wrong, and my mouth was talking about benefits and harms, and the Master began to smile when he understood his face. After seven years, according to the thoughts in his heart, there was no right and wrong; from what he said with his mouth, there was no benefit or harm, and the Master began to lead me and Sitting on the table. Nine years later, whatever I think in my heart and what I say in my mouth, they are all gone. Where can I stop the tomb? Bao 『pier咴偃褰黄埽曛曯宮宮Hui婀尔朔祺翥楽? /SPANgt;” Yin Sheng was very stunned, held his breath for a long time, and did not dare to say anything. 5. Title of the classical Chinese essay: Temur Ta Shi, courtesy name Jiuling, son of King Tuotuo

Boy: Ma Jiheng.

Chi: perseverance; Heng: perseverance. Stick with it for the long haul.

From: "Family Instructions Yu Jize" by Zeng Guofan of Qing Dynasty: "My shortcomings are that my speech is not dull, my behavior is not dignified, my reading is not deep, and my writing is not impressive. If you can do these three things from now on, After a lot of hard work, progressing vigorously and perseveringly, it will only take a year or two for you to make progress without realizing it.

Example: If you study hard and persevere, you will get good results.

Synonyms: perseverance, tirelessness

Antonyms: being stubborn and giving up halfway

Grammar: more formal; used as predicates and adverbials; expressing long-lasting change

Girl: Ma Jiying

Stand out

Ying. , Zhuimang. It means that all the talents can be revealed when they get the opportunity.

From: "Historical Records·Pingyuanjun Yuqing's Biography": "Pingyuanjun said: 'Husband. The life of a wise man is like a cone in a bag, the end of which can be seen immediately... Mao Sui said: "I am going to ask you to find the middle ear of the bag today." The messenger got it in the bag early and escaped, not just the last one. '"

Example: I hope that the ruler will not be arrogant about wealth and honor, and ignore the humbleness, then there will be Mao Sui among the three thousand guests, so that he can be content~, that is, he is the person. ◎Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty "Book with Han Jingzhou"

Yingwu Jueluen

Explanation: Yingwu: clever. Jueluen: smarter than his peers.

From: "History of the Song Dynasty: Biography of Zhang Fangping" by Tuotuo of the Yuan Dynasty: "Zhang Fangping, whose courtesy name was Andao, was from Nanjing. Shaoying was a master of enlightenment. She came from a poor family and had no books. She studied three histories for a while. She returned home within ten days and said, "I have obtained it in detail." '"

Ming Dynasty and Song Dynasty Lian's "Yuan History·Temurta Shi Biography" Temurta Shi, named Jiuling, was the son of King Tuotuo. He was endowed with great talents, supplementing the country's scholars and studying. 6. The classical Chinese translation of "The Theory of Dea"

The day before yesterday, I was wandering on the Internet and met Mr. Lin Siyun. I was trusted by him and asked me to return his translation of "The Theory of Dea" written by Fukuzawa Yukihiro. The classical Chinese was written in a hurry, and for fear of omissions, I specially asked my brothers "Taotie" and "Northwest Wolf" to check it and make the inscription. -----Translator

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In recent times, transportation has been convenient, and the wind of Western civilization has spread eastward. Its momentum is so powerful that it is invincible, even if the vegetation and breeze are unavoidable. To sum up, there is no big difference between ancient and modern Westerners, and Westerners in ancient times were said to be dull. However, in this world, they have become more enlightened because of the sharp tools of communication. The countries in the East see this west wind blowing eastward, and if they try to block it with the arms of a mantis, it seems not impossible. However, if they look across the sea and see the five continents, it is absolutely impossible. There is no use in blocking it. How can we channel it according to the situation, bask in the gentle breeze of civilization, sail in the East China Sea, and enjoy its benefits? There is no other way.

Western civilization is just like the spread of the epidemic. The epidemic in Tokyo first broke out in Nagasaki, Kansai, took advantage of the spring breeze to the east, and soon spread. At this time, although I hated its poison, Where is the defense strategy? Yu said: There is no good strategy. The so-called epidemic of hundreds of harms is so menacing. How can Westerners be civilized where the benefits outweigh the disadvantages? Therefore, we cannot do anything to stop it, but can only add fuel to the flames to make it more widespread. We hope that the people will be able to enjoy the wind of civilization as soon as possible. This is what a sincere and wise man must do.

Western civilization entered our country in modern times, beginning in the first year of Jiayong. Although the people had already had their aspirations, meat eaters were despicable and followed the old system. What could be done? They are rejected thousands of miles away and are on the same level as Western civilization. If we get rid of the old system, they will not survive. If we keep them, the country will not be a country. Fortunately, we have knowledgeable people in the dynasty who uphold "the country is the most important thing" and "meat eaters". "For the sake of lightness", it is more important to the dignity of the imperial family that they resolutely abolish the old system and establish a new policy. The government and the public are united to eradicate the old abuses and imitate the Western powers in everything, in order to be proud of the Asian countries. At its core, there is only the word "Dea".

Although our country is located in East Asia, there has long been public opinion in the country to leave Asia and join Europe. Unfortunately, we are adjacent to two countries - China and Korea. These two countries follow the old customs of Asia and are essentially the same as our old system. Either because of the difference in race, or because they were taught by the same teacher but received different results. Comparing the three, the two countries are so similar. Neither the people nor the country want to make progress.

In today's world, turning a blind eye to the trend of civilization is really the same as hiding one's ears and stealing the bell. However, just seeing and hearing is not enough to move people's hearts. It is human nature to stick to the old ways. If we talk about the dispute between the old and the new, we must attack the so-called "Confucianism." Although it is called "benevolence, justice, etiquette, and wisdom," it is just a superficial thing without any real knowledge or insights.

I foolishly think that the two countries are still unable to protect their territory as civilization spreads eastward. If wise and righteous men do not emerge, imitate our dynasty, correct the old abuses, and rally the hearts of the people, there will be countless people. Years later, the country will be devastated and its land will be torn apart for the civilized powers to divide and eat.

When Western civilization is spreading like an epidemic, the two countries are going against the will of nature. It is unwise to prevent Sichuan and shut itself off. Although it is said that "the lips are dead and the teeth are cold," he can't help me at all. This is not the case. Because of the geographical connection, Westerners may equate us with those two countries. Therefore, it is not me to despise them. If they have nothing to rely on, Westerners doubt me and I have no help; the two countries are ignorant, and Westerners say that I am the same; they are groveling, but Westerners regard my chivalry as nothing; Koreans torture, Westerners think So do I; the list goes on and on. For example, the people in the neighboring villages are all lawless, ignorant and cruel, and even if there are one or two people with dignified conduct, they are not immune to the consequences. In this case, the two countries now have hundreds of obstacles but no benefit to us. This is a great misfortune for our country. The only plan for me now is to make a decision. Instead of sitting back and waiting for them to prosper and prosper in Asia, I would rather break away from them early and join hands with the Western countries to treat them like Westerners. I will not hear about those who are close to Mo. Dark? Therefore, our country must reject this evil neighbor from the east.

Translator: Flowing Water into a Stream Posted in Cat’s Eye to See People 7. Classical Chinese: Notes of the Sick Plum Museum, Tao Qian’s Unruly Beauty

Original Text

Tao Qian, Ziyuan Bright, less noble-minded, erudite and good at writing. He is free and uninhibited, he is sincere and contented, and he is valued by his neighbors. Taste the "Biography of Mr. Wuliu" and say: "The ring is blocked by the wind and the sun. The short brown is worn through the knot, and the basket and ladle are often empty, which is Yan Ruye." His preface is like this, and people at the time called it a true record. Some of his relatives and friends came there with wine and food, but they didn't say anything at all. Every time you get drunk, you will feel at ease. There is no hint of joy or excitement, but when there is wine, he drinks it. Even if there is no wine, he still sings gracefully. The nature cannot understand the sound, but the animal is a harp with no strings and emblems, and every friend has a drinking party. Then he caressed him and said, "If you only know how to play the piano, why bother to play the strings?"

Original text

Tao Qian, with a bright character, a young mind, noble, erudite and good at character. arts. He is unruly, independent and self-satisfied, and is highly valued by his neighbors. Taste the "Biography of Mr. Wuliu" and say: "The ring is blocked by the wind and the sun. The short brown is worn through the knot, and the basket and ladle are often empty, which is Yan Ruye." His preface is like this, and people at the time called it a true record. Some of his relatives and friends came there with wine and food, but they didn't say anything at all. Every time you get drunk, you will feel at ease. There is no hint of joy or excitement, but when there is wine, he drinks it. Even if there is no wine, he still sings gracefully. The nature cannot understand the sound, but the animal is a harp with no strings and emblems, and every friend has a drinking party. Then he caressed him and said, "If you only know the joy of the piano, why bother to play the strings?"