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Brief introduction of ancient novels

1, "Protecting the Heart" Author: Nine herons are not fragrant

Introduction: "The most sinister thing in this world is the human heart. Can kill the immortal life, can hurt everything without hurting the body. " "Speak human words." "I was dismembered by my predecessor." "? So what? Why are you still alive? ""to meet you. "

Comment: The female host should have died when she was very young, because she was taken care of by the male host Long Lin by mistake and survived. Because the man was cheated by the person he loved, he stripped Long Lin and drew dragon tendons. Later, on the road of revenge, I met the female host and walked with her, and they both had a good impression on each other. At the end of this article, it was a bit abusive. I cried, not the kind where men and women tortured each other. I don't watch that kind of abuse and supporting roles. The love between the little Taoist priest and the fox family doctor has no good end. I cried when I saw it. Two male couples also died to protect the hostess. I swear I didn't know it was abuse before I saw it, but it was really beautiful. I don't like it. Do not enter ~

2, "Impulse, VII ominous" Author: Nine herons are not fragrant

Introduction: Impulse is the devil, Xiao Xiangzi. After knowing the man who is like a nightmare, he has a deeper understanding of this old saying. But no matter how deep you understand it, it is difficult to contain the impulsive soul burning like a flame. That guy? A man who wants to poke every pore on his body at the sight! Compassionate Buddha, the omnipotent Jade Emperor, those writers and readers whose moral integrity is broken all over the floor and can never get up again! Please tell her, who can tell her! How to restrain impulse?

Comment: The hostess is a cloud that floats to the Old Moon Palace, making the Old Moon Palace a little fairy who keeps the red line for the Old Moon Palace. The man is a slut. When the man and the woman met for the first time, they fought, and all the red lines in the temple were disrupted. In order to punish them, the Emperor sent them to earth for the seventh love robbery. They liked their first life best, with a burst of laughter and abuse. The seventh life is just a flick of a finger, and the end is the beginning. They like this text very much.

3, "Magic Zun" Author: Nine herons are not fragrant

Introduction: After thousands of years of hard work and calculation, people in the underworld finally resurrected the demon statue that died in ancient times. People in the underworld expect him to lead them to heaven, turn over and be masters, and lead the five elements and three realms, but gradually they find themselves wrong. This former magic statue is not angry and arrogant. Yes, it has infinite power, but what about him? Like a psycho? From time to time, from time to time, occasionally just all day long. What's wrong with talking to yourself? Xiaolan: "He's not sick, but he's a bitch? I can't see anyone. " Oriental: "I just can't see how you are." Xiaolan: "?"

Comments: The collocation of the Big Devil and Xiaolan Fairy, in a more popular way, is the collocation of the overbearing type and the small white rabbit type. Two people make a lot of jokes with one body, and the style is relaxed and funny. Jiuye's style has always been warm.