Classic yellow limerick

1. Today, I failed in the divorce proceedings. I want a divorce because my wife is pregnant, even though I have had a vasectomy. The reason why the judge ruled that I lost the case was that it was worse to conceal that my spouse had a vasectomy than to openly cheat on my wife.

My wife told me that it was too cold in winter and I didn't want to crash. Does this mean a winter vacation?

3. Green is healthy, and green is also healthy. When you cuckold someone, you are stimulated, make your heart healthy, try your best to find opportunities, your brain is healthy, you are chased away, your body is healthy, you are chased and beaten, and your fighting ability is enhanced. Health is all-round.

4. A puppy climbs up to your dining table and crawls to a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. The dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, look who is cruel.