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Are there any jokes about milk?

A large group of girls went to the farm for internship, and the bishop of the farm milked the cows. After the demonstration, they taught everyone to try it by themselves. At this time, a girl was puzzled to see that others had squeezed less than half of the tube and her own was only a little. The farmer came over to have a look and said, Miss, you not only squeezed in the wrong place, but also chose the wrong cow.

Foreigners become strong by drinking milk.

People in China drink milk stones.

Japanese slogan: a glass of milk a day rejuvenates the nation.

China population figures: A glass of milk a day shocked the whole country.

What do Yili and Mengniu want to say to Sanlu most?

Yili: Can't you fucking add less?

Mengniu: I have been adding melamine to milk powder. Did you fucking add melamine to milk powder?

Sanlu (grievance): The funnel broke that day and it was out of control.