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Q: A cold joke? thank you

A parrot is kept in the restaurant. Whenever a guest comes in, he will say: Welcome.

An old customer likes this parrot very much. One day, he wanted to know what I would say if I went in very quickly.

So he ran in quickly.

Suddenly, the parrot said, fuck, you scared me to death.