Complete works of funny jokes, selected hilarious jokes.

1, what's the past you can't let go of? I feel that the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

2, you still let me kneel on the washboard, kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

3. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I'm just a beauty in the eyes of others.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

When I was a child, I thought someone had sprayed a word on the wall. I feel very poor and have no house to live in. Now I know that this word is rich.

6. Tomatoes were walking in the street and squashed by a car, which became persimmon cakes. Then another truck came, and it turned into ketchup.

7. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

8. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

9. I won't be pregnant with others, but I am very pregnant with myself!

10. The day after tomorrow, we will know about tomorrow.

1 1, show loving people changed batch after batch, only me, resolutely single.

12, staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a snack, which is delicious.

13, you must go with her. I will take a bus.

14. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

15, sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work.

16. Why are all handsome guys in the barber shop and all beautiful women in the red light district?

17, some parents educate their children without scientific methods and rules, and rely entirely on touch, such as my dad!

18, why did I put my mobile phone in flight mode, and I dropped it from the fourth floor or broke it?

19, if someone hates me enough to pay someone to beat me, I want to tell you that if you give me the money, I will even beat myself as long as the money is in place.

20. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation, but no one told me, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!