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What can I do to keep my beloved girl without a ticket?
1, if you are afraid of losing it, don't have it! !
Brother, you take me seriously, and your business is my business.
3, no brothers can think of it, only brothers can do it.
4, good sister, you betray me, I don't mind at all, sister's harvest is to see you clearly.
5, don't play hard now, I'll play with you later. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!
6. Without you, the earth revolves and rotates like the earth. Every morning, I get up and look up, and the sun still rises in the sky.
7. Your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a loser in ten years.
8. No matter how beautiful a man is, he is still a waste without ability.
9. The mocked dream is worth realizing.
10, flowers and plants are symbols, and plain is king.
1 1. All people who don't like me should pack up and throw them out of the earth.
12, my face dare not compare with yours, but my special you are incomparable.
13, all that can be won over is rubbish.
14. Because you are young, you have abundant capital. It should be vigorous when you are young.
15, I would have thrown you away if the teacher hadn't said no littering.
16, there will be a handsome and lovely doll in the future, so that my husband can take him to the world.
17. To be a woman, you should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be proud of being single.
18, live up to your desires and satisfy your present situation.
19, I'm not playing with patents, I'm playing with originality.
20. Depending on your parents, you are a princess at most. By the husband, you are a princess at best. You are the queen yourself.
2 1, fair-weather friend, who ever sent carbon in the snow?
22, forever young, forever act young, forever unappreciative, forever in tears.
23. Is it wrong to secretly love you or to confess to you?
25. If you touch my brother again in the future, it won't be as simple as blocking you.
26. I'm not proud, but I don't obey the world.
27. All gold shines, and I am a diamond.
28. Get out of my world with your lovely face.
29. Without you, there are ten thousand possibilities in life.
That's why I don't cry, make trouble or show off.
3 1, I like the feeling of winning, so I am overbearing. I must be the only one in your heart.
32, like you, don't need a reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.
Don't mess with me It's not that you can't mess with me, it's that I despise you.
34. I'm looking for a body.
35. You can be fickle and simple, and I can be promiscuous and thorough. Who can't live without who?
I always let you choose between my heart and my eyes.
37. Memories are nothing. Even if my mother likes you, as long as you dare to mess with my sister, I can still shoot you without changing your face!
38. Men's world should not be disturbed by women!
39. Play hard or fall in love until you get married.
40. Don't overestimate yourself, you are just an ordinary person.
4 1, I am not who I used to be. Don't look at me the way I used to!
42. In our countryside, we are short of money. But what we lack most is morality and self-esteem.
43. My life is so dull that I have wiped out the possibility of any miracle!
44. Take a step back, let go of your hands and break into a world.
45. My love is poison. Dare you take it?
46. Say no if you don't love. Don't tell labor and management: we are not suitable.
If I want to compromise for love, I'd rather it be disillusioned.
48. Without a ticket, what can I do to keep my beloved girl?
49. My tears are always the brightest, but you devalued them.
50. I love you and don't love me. Please get out of my world.
Interesting phrase-what can I do to kill your lover?
In the world of love, there is no first come, only you love me!
High-profile male show, high-profile signs of being beaten
Brother is not lonely, but spring; I don't call it loneliness.
It was still very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.
I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.
Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't take it off!
According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.
Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.
Life is like a journey, you may capsize somewhere.
You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.
The departure of shit. It is the pursuit of the toilet. Still don't keep your ass?
When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.
People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.
A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.
Format yourself just to delete you.
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
I really want to call your grandfather myself: Dad!
Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!
Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.
When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe.
Never seen such a disgusting school-set the mid-term exam in June!
House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.
If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!
Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp file I gave him had no image!
The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?
You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!
People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.
If only the hardware could be copied!
Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
What can I do to kill your lover?
Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!
Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.
I want to puppy love, but it's too late.
Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, my tutor is ruthless and I have feelings.
I love you! What do you care?
Why do I miss you, my love?
rain
In fact, it is also very helpless.
Aimless fear in the wind
immediately
I woke up from a hallucination.
And understand
Everything in the past is over.
In this dark rainy night, I am the only one left.
Wandering alone
Where are you going?
Shake this
There is no choice but ...
-rainy night in Zhang Jiaxin.
No matter how time passes, memories will always leave us indelible scars. Life is like an unknown melody, which leads us to the abyss of ignorance. Some things are doomed. I thought they would disappear with the passage of time, but there are always some people who pick them up for no reason. ...
Today is my happiest day and my most painful day. I am very happy, because my brothers have finally opened their hearts and expressed their feelings for many years. Although I followed my personality and wrongly executed my personality for many years, I didn't regret it before. Until some time ago, my brother who really took me out scolded me and said I couldn't be a man. I realized that my way of life was really wrong for more than ten years. I regret it. I'm sorry. But what can I do? But it's not that I'm really wrong, but they don't know me well enough. They consider what I have done from their point of view and look at myself from my point of view, so it can be said that there is no one! At this moment, I just want someone who can understand me. Find someone who can listen to me, except Wang Feng, so to speak! Wrong, I forgot, and she, whenever I do something wrong, she will angrily scold me for disappointing, scolding me for not thinking about my family, scolding me for not thinking about myself ... Unfortunately, only Wang Feng can listen to me now, and no one scolds me. ...
I don't know if I did something wrong in my last life, and God wants to punish me, or I owe her in my last life. In this life, God wants me to repay her ... If I said above, I hope to blame all the mistakes on me. I really don't want innocent people to get any harm for me! I didn't do a few things right in my life, but I grew up doing something wrong. I have no regrets. I didn't really know I was wrong until I dropped out of school and went home. This has nothing to do with others. I am wrong in my self-righteousness, thinking that the world is mine and that youth is my capital. I thought I tried. I struggled. I am doomed to make mistakes again and again in my life, but I want to change all this, but the final performance of everything is that no matter what I say or do, it is wrong.
This is a simple party. It's just how many years ago, when brothers met after a long separation, they said our original stupid words. We just come out for glory, thinking that mixing well is a symbol of status. I just realized this tonight. I've been out for so many years, and they still call me garbage. I just stood up and was stood up by others, so I really came out to mix, not for status. Not the glory I imagined when I mentioned it, just to protect the woman I love. I don't want the woman I like to think that the boy she is with is a coward. I just want to tell her that when she is with others, I can give her anything she wants. I just don't want her to know what is unrealistic. The only thing I can do is to let her know that I just finished her pursuit, because I still can't let go of the sentence that she first saw her in the snow.
Today zz told me about his sister ll again. I don't know if it was the deliberate arrangement of heaven or the mistake of my last life. I still can't escape punishment in my life, but I think I've had enough of it. My family has always rejected me since I was a child. The most frequently asked sentence since childhood is: Mom, am I your own? I was kicked out of my house late at night because of this sentence, and I dare not go home. The most unforgettable thing is not the words I don't understand, but the thing I remember when I was young, but I came back from the dead. I will never forget the way my mother cried for me. I can't forget what my soul said to me when I died. I chose today, and I have no regrets. I only regret two things. One is to disappoint parents and be chilling. After all, I was not sad when she left without news. I don't know how to miss someone, whether it's heartbreaking or exaggerating some sad expressions like a Chinese odyssey. Unfortunately, I am a person who is not good at expressing my inner world, making her feel that I am just playing and don't care about her appearance. When I repeatedly add her qq as a friend every time I surf the Internet and keep leaving messages for her, I know that I am not the legendary person who can't let go. Everyone has a feeling that is hard to give up, but one person is often unwilling to really understand another person. When you really get to know another person, you will find that there is a heartbreaking story behind every happy person.
I remembered my past in the literature club. I became president because of her, or because of her. I thought I could become president because my talent was not easy, because at that time, people who could overwhelm me with talent could be said to be everywhere. I rely on the poem I wrote to her every time I published it in Sailing Against the Current. All the people who supported me as president were moved by my poem. They once asked, unexpectedly, a year later, it became a secret forever. I was very sad after you left with him. What makes me sad is not his eloquence, but that he is a master of love. I am sad that what you once said is like a bubble floating in the wind, which is broken at the touch. You once said that you wouldn't leave me until I left you. I naively believed that I thought I had found true love. However, before I left, you had already disappeared in the vast sea of people. All this is hard to understand. Things ... I'm sorry. What should I do if I am sad? What you have done makes me regret for a lifetime, makes me feel that everything I have said has been tested one by one, and makes me feel that all my feelings are a kind of destruction. For a long time in the future, I can only choose to escape from myself, destroy my body and turn myself into a person who is insensitive to feelings. Although others pay great attention to my appearance, you still don't understand that my life is only for you.
When I first received your qq message after you left, I realized that when I was with you, you never knew that I loved you, I liked you, and I really valued you. I didn't know ... The most painful thing was that when we didn't love each other at the same time and really understood each other, we couldn't get together. ...
I really didn't dare to face myself for a long time. It's not as simple as my last blog "Falling for Love-Tell the person you love that you love him/her". My heart is so heavy that no one can understand it. When your brother zz mentioned the relationship between me and you now, I really turned my face. If it weren't for Wang Feng, I would have lifted the table and left. I can turn against a brother who has played for seven years, but I can't really face my fragile feelings, which is enough to make people fall and sink. But you can't see me angry for you today, just like I used to make a face when you were unhappy and say, don't be angry, I really won't dare next time. Although I will do it again next time ... I really want to say that I was wrong today. My fault is that I shouldn't be wrong, just as I love it because I shouldn't, but I did it. I can't regret it I will stick to it. Even if you support me the most, you will stand up against me. I'm not afraid, because I know what you're afraid of is that after I really stand up, you don't know which side to stand on, your parents or me, the person you loved but shouldn't love!
After I came back, I sang every night, and my soul degenerated, thinking that I could forget the person I loved most. But today, your brother's words deeply hurt my heart. How much I want to give you another chance, but you keep giving him a chance, which makes me sad. Everything I did today just wanted to give myself a chance to choose. ...
When I heard Wang Feng sing "It keeps raining" in Alibaba, I felt sad and wanted to cry, you know? The first song I learned was "It keeps raining", which was taught by Wang Feng. I didn't expect to sing this song for you today, but I did it. I remember the first time you asked me to sing for you. I sang Jay Chou's Tornado, but you didn't know that I wanted to sing It rained all the time, just because it was a sad lovelorn song, but in the end I wanted to sing it to you, but you couldn't hear it. ...
When I sang this song, I recalled the past between us. I really want to be as happy as before. When I gave you a chance, you chose to hide again and again. When you hide, you just choose your own happiness, but every time you choose, you and I are doubly sad. Do you know what others think of me when you are with him? How to belittle me? All I knew at the time was that it didn't matter to you. Really.
When I was in Nanchang, I fantasized about being with you. When I knew you were lying to me again, I really lost confidence in all women. Although I broke other girls' hearts for you, it's not that I can't accept them. I don't want to deceive them and myself at the same time. I am also afraid that when I love them, they will leave me, just like you. ...
People go their own way, and I go the road of no return. I can take the consequences myself, but you drag me down. I don't blame you, I just want to know, now, what is your deliberate escape? Since it is doomed that we can't be together, why should I find someone to help me remember you when I am about to forget you, sprinkle salt on my wound and help me remember the past I don't know? Are you testing whether a pair of people who can't fall in love together are missing each other? If so, I can only say that I am deeply sorry. I'm really sorry. I really don't know how to miss you.
A few days ago, my classmate in Nanchang told me that he bought a house for his wife in Hangzhou. It's only 50 square meters and it cost more than 500 thousand. The down payment of 654.38 million yuan was earned when he left Nanchang with me and returned to Liaoning alone. I can only say congratulations silently. When we parted, he asked me to go home with him. I can't let go of my home.
I can't remember every poem I wrote for you. I can only tell you that fate belongs not only to you but also to me. I am so "want to escape/cross the road/where to go/shout that I am left behind by silence/loneliness". However, I don't know if you understand all this ... love.
If there is one thing that can make time go back to the past, I would rather give my life and let time go back to three days before we met. I won't write to you and we won't meet. I would rather endure the pain of lovesickness and separation than see us in the same city today, standing on our own side and being silent in the loneliness of ourselves and others. ...
Unfortunately, I can't forget anything now. The only thing I can forget is how I miss you. I hope you don't blame me, because I can't remember your relationship with me now, just like you dumped me mercilessly: "Who am I?" I really want to say: why do you ask while you know it? Now all I can do is love you, never say anything about you, just like that, grow old with me. I really can't accept everything now, not you. I can't accept that what you think is unimportant, but I don't agree with what you value. I never thought about whether my wife had betrayed me. I just want to know if the person I love has cheated me. Cheating is more important than betrayal. I believe that the sincerity of a liar is more valuable than anything else. You lied to me again and again in good faith, but you were never a liar. The real liar is myself. In this way, you made me forget how to miss you.
Before there was no computer, I just had a simple dream-I wish I had a computer. I can use the computer to record my thoughts about you. I didn't know until I bought a computer. What the computer can record is just my messy thoughts, not the process of thinking about you. When I really want to record it, I find that it only records a mixed text, which can't reflect how much I miss you.
Life now is like acting, taking care of the family and forgetting how to continue without it. We only know that those things that we thought were unforgettable were forgotten by us in the process of memory, while those things that should have been forgotten left a deep imprint on our hearts in the process of forgetting. Just as I want to forget you, I want to remember the way I miss you. ...
I really don't know who I am now and how I miss you, just because your qq has disappeared from my friends list. I know you are escaping, but everything you have done can only add more pain to me, making me feel that the departure of love brings me not only tears, but a person's death in another world, while her figure has always appeared in front of you. When you close your eyes, she lingers in your heart. When you are asleep, she appears in your sweet dream. When you wake up, the most painful thing for you is that it's just a dream. ...
I have always been a weak woman. I try my best to maintain our marriage, cook your favorite food, buy your favorite cd, do everything for you and give you all the happiness I can. And I never asked you anything, for fear that you might find me annoying. But now I've figured it out, no matter how long I've been in love, it's no better than falling in love at first sight for a few hours.
The first time I saw a photo of you and her was on a music website. The first time I saw her was at the gate of the hotel where you and he left. The first time I heard you mention her was at the party of our third wedding anniversary ... That was really a beautiful girl.
I peeked at the email you wrote to her, and every sentence in it was really sweet and touching. I cried when I watched it. I lied to myself. You wrote this for me. You will always love me. How can you love others so much? Yes! You didn't mention divorce How dare I say? I'm afraid I'll never have you again.
Honey, I really love you and this family. So if you don't say anything, I won't ask anything. Just cry slowly after sleeping. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I want to thank you for being with me for so many years. I know you love her as much as I love you. I'm glad you didn't mention the divorce. At least you will come home with me, eat my cooking and giggle. At least remember to give me a hug when you go home and remember my birthday! I think that's enough, really. I love you and tolerate her. I thought we could live in peace forever. Until you told me a story last night.
You said: I have a friend who has been married for six years. He has a very good wife. He has always loved his wife, but he met a beautiful girl four years ago. The girl was very kind to him and gave his wife a passion she didn't have. So they fell in love, secret but passionate. The girl is very sensible. She has been with him for so long and never mentioned anything like marriage. He still loves his wife, but that is the love of two women. He won't abandon his wife, because she is too good, and he can't find a reason to break up and an excuse to hurt her. But now the girl is pregnant. The girl proposed to him. The girl followed him for four years and gave him all the best things from a woman. He can't refuse the girl, but he can't abandon his wife who loves him.
The story ends here. You asked me: What do you think he should do?
I didn't speak. I know this is a story between you and her. This is your most helpless choice.
After you went to bed last night, I looked at you and your beautiful face. See you sleep soundly, so do you. I kissed you and carefully left hundreds of kisses on you. I know this is the last time. Baby, my tears drop by drop on your chest and slowly melt. Drop by drop on my broken heart.
Baby. I'm leaving. I know my leaving is the best ending. I'm not around. Take care of yourself. I cleaned the house. The rice is in the rice cooker. Remember to eat while it's hot when you come back. This is the last time to cook for you. Remember not to be hungry because of work, it's not good for your health, and you have stomach trouble. Don't go out drinking with friends and smoke less. I ordered 1 year milk for you, and they will deliver it directly to your door. Remember to heat it before drinking. I also bought the cd you wanted and put it on the computer desk. What else is there? By the way, I didn't bring anything with me in this family, except the first gift you gave me, Xiao Mao Xiong. I'm used to sleeping with it. It can accompany me in the future, and I can feel you when I hold it.
I left, and my heart ached when I left. We lived in the house for six years, and I said goodbye to it. I stayed at home for six years, and I said goodbye to it. I have loved you for so many years, and I said: Blessing!
Honey, you have to love her after I leave, okay? Don't hurt anyone in love. Be good to her, just like I am to you. Kiss your child for me. I think he will be beautiful. Tell him I'll bless him.
I still love you, but from today, everything has nothing to do with you! ......
Sad sentences about mood: in love, I didn't keep you, but I kept loneliness.
Although I know we won't have a result, I still want to see you happy.
Waiting is the only thing I can do for you, so I am willing.
You can't bear to leave me, whether there is a future or not.
Now I understand that I am a stumbling block in your life, and you fell in love with someone else in this chaos.
I'm just guarding an empty city, an empty city that I can't get out of.
Our love is one step away, so we can't come together.
This love can't go on all the time. When you turn around, it will be a lifetime of glass white.
I don't want to wronged myself, but I don't want to embarrass you.
Our once eternal love has now become so bleak.
In love, I didn't keep you, but I kept loneliness.
Not because I don't love, but because of endless helplessness, I finally chose to let go.
Love is not possession, perhaps letting go is our best choice.
How much I want your love, but all the chaos has disrupted all the beauty.
How much I want to do everything for you, and when I turn around, it will be a lifetime of prosperity.
Because of love, I am willing to let go of my pride.
Back to the starting point, I am trying to protect this love that has changed over time.
In this relationship, I learned to enjoy loneliness.
I want to leave, so it has nothing to do with anyone.
I have never regretted loving you, because it once brought me happiness.
Painful happiness is also a kind of love, but when the appearance is hurt, the heart is still warm.
We grew up together, although not excellent, but learned to be indifferent and calm.
I said, I am willing to let go, no nostalgia, no attachment, but this is all a lie.
After crying all night, I decided to defend myself.
In this love that can never be balanced, I am willing to be the last one.
Never forgive your mistakes easily, and learn a lesson from them.
Because of love, my heart died; Because of love, I am nostalgic and don't live for myself every day.
I have broken my heart for others, and I have no intention to appease my trivial heart.
Never scar others easily. It's just a joke to others.
Don't think about the wound that has healed, so the wound may recur again.
Your company is the best gift I have ever received. Can you give it to me?
Everything is happy when you are in love, and everything is dark when you are apart.
Your departure is a relief for me, so I won't go to great lengths to get close to your heart.
An emotional game between two people. I'm used to playing alone now.
When I met you, I fell in love with your gray world and forgot my bright world.
Even if love can make up for it, can it make up for the trauma in your heart?
Love played a joke on me, so I had to get off at the end.
I can't bear to part with it, but I can't forget it. I just don't want to.
Love used to be so cheap that a little vanity was bought off.
Even if the wound heals, it will leave scars and the most painful memories.
I still like to clean up with a smile when I have a wound in my heart, so I can only digest it slowly by myself.
Love that never breaks up can only be possessed in songs, and it is difficult to find such love in reality.
Seeing you holding someone's hand, I am more sure of my decision.
Love can't tolerate mistakes, and ten times of love can't compare with one mistake.
The bustling world and complicated life, I don't know where to go, there is no place for me.
When love is hurt, it loses a trust and gradually becomes cold.
Love in fairy tales cannot stand the test of time and reality.
Even if your last choice is me, I won't stay, because you hesitated.
There is no joy in the noisy world, and my world is lonely and desolate.
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