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The Chinese Valentine’s Day couple’s online names are cute and cute (28 selected sentences)

Long-term companionship

Sincerity and love

How are you

I am fine

Joy and tears

Love and Sin

The dream is there

If the heart is there

The floating light

The tree is leaking light

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The promise of three lifetimes

The reward of one foolish thought

The sunset at the autumnal equinox

The morning sun reflects the sun

The light pomelo is cool

Light orange and fresh

I am addicted to loving you

I am crazy about you

Your cool husband

Your lovely wife

I can’t quit smoking

I can’t quit smoking

As soft as the moonlight

As bright as the sun

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Drawing a foot lasts for years

Writing between the eyebrows of three lives

A fish remembers the sea in seven seconds

The sea protects the fish for a lifetime

Qian Su Sheng^ Qing Xi

Qian Su Sheng^ Xi Huan

My wife in the village

My husband in the village

The old man feels sorry for himself

The old man loves the desolation

Coffee is slightly warm in winter

Mint is slightly cool in summer

Little noise, little fuss, little emotion

Little joy, little taste, little happiness

Snow White is tanned

Prince Dark Horse is whitened

Meeting you by chance in the bustling streets

Staying with you in a lonely town for a long time

Indirectly complacent

Continuously eating and waiting to die

Wish Winning a person's heart is a fairy tale

It's a joke to stay together until we are young

Will you come to my wedding day?

If I don't come, you will have a shitty marriage

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Holding your hand, we will grow old together with you

Holding your hand, we will grow old together with you

╰Let each other grow old with each other, and the flowers will never fall

╰ It’s self-evident and tacit

The fleeting years, the waiting for each other

The golden years, the pursuit of love

You look like my next boyfriend

You look like my next girlfriend