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Bai Jingting is single, do you think that only Bai Jingting and Wang Yibo are single due to their strength?

A study published in Heart, an authoritative journal in the field of cardiology, said that "singles" are more likely to suffer from heart disease and stroke than married people.

Such research results are like a bolt from the blue, full of deep malice towards single dogs. It’s okay to be ignored and stuffed full of dog food. Is it wrong to be single based on your own strength? Already?

Therefore, I decided to let the majority of singles decide to join hands, cooperate sincerely, and unite as one, so that everyone can see how outstanding they are as singles based on their strength~

Primary stage : Is what I did wrong?

The first person to come to us is the representative of the first echelon. The members of this echelon are basically in the primary stage of being single based on their strength. They are generally younger and have little love experience, and although what they do They are crazy about being on the edge of being single, but they don't think there is anything wrong with their behavior.

For example, as the maknae of Tiantian Brothers, Wang Yibo’s single life can be said to have broken the heart of the "Tian Tian Shang Shang" program team. For this reason, when Tiantian Brothers went on vacation, the program team specially A photo of him, Song Zuer, Cheng Xiao, and Zhou Jieqiong was placed on Wang Yibo's bedside.

But who would have known that Wang Yibo’s backhand was such a cool move that he secretly turned all the photos on the bedside upside down! I am also convinced by this operation. Wang Yibo is indeed a new era liberal youth who bravely fights against the feudal and decadent arranged marriage system! Call for Wang Yibo and firmly oppose arranged marriages!

Moreover, as a male star who has a CP physique and a strong sense of CP with the female artists he collaborates with, Wang Yibo has truly demonstrated what it means to be single based on his ability, and he has also won over the female artists he has collaborated with. The real-name "accusation".

I have worked with Cheng Xiao from the same company three times, and the biggest impression left on Cheng Xiao was that he was "silent" and "cold". "When I walked to the side, I felt that the air had dropped by 20 degrees." ;

When he was on location with Song Zuer, because Song Zuer only knew him, he kept talking to him. He cured Song Zuer's "bad habit" of talking in one sentence, "You are the most talkative person I have ever seen. "People, don't your family members find you annoying?" I feel sorry for Miss Zuer for a minute.

Look at Wang Yibo’s expression when he was asked about the big motorcycle. Hey, this is so exciting. He is a hundred times happier than when he mentioned his girlfriend~

I guess Wang Yibo’s inner OS : Don’t mess with me, it won’t work, I only love big motorcycles!

Also single due to their ability is the Ou Lian next door. Obviously the situation given by the program crew was to confess to the girl he likes on a date in a coffee shop, but in the end classmate Wang Ziyi did a very swag rap... ...It's still in English...

I...I'm sorry to bother you... (Actually, I look confused and crazy inside. os: Why do I want to say this? Rap? Or in English? Do you think most people have to rap when they express their love? )

The kid also understands the essence of being single because he has so far The sweetest and most romantic thing I have ever said is "go to bed early"! This sentence is amazing. It is as lethal as "drink more hot water". It also expresses the strong intention of "I don't want to talk to you anymore" invisibly. It is simply a masterpiece!

In addition to the personal statements of male idols, there are also many single men and women in movies and TV series who rely on their strength. They all have the same name - Zhu Gusheng!

Lin Xiaochun in "Dearest You" cried bitterly and complained to her senior student Yang Yu, "As if he is sick, he makes fun of me and bullies me every time he sees me. And they called me ugly." But anyone with a discerning eye can tell at a glance that Yang Yu likes her, but she doesn't know it yet.

Han Yitong, one of Lin Xiaochun’s good sisters, is crying and shouting to find a boyfriend every day, but what she does is really...either she is enlivening the atmosphere, or she is walking in the active atmosphere. On the way, they were funny, played tricks, told dirty jokes, told cold jokes... Anyway, it was lively, and in the end, it scared away all the boys on blind dates and friendships...

Also Yes, as the male protagonist of "Pokémon", Xiaozhi is naturally surrounded by beauties and has the golden conditions to escape from singleness. However, with his "righteousness", he successfully got rid of countless possible The chance to get out of singles...

"If I win this battle, you have to date me", "No problem, but we won't lose." Well, you did a good job. Not only did you not hurt the girl's self-esteem, you also expressed your will to win! I really don’t pay attention to orphans at all...

Intermediate stage: I turn a blind eye when it’s time to cooperate with your performance

The next person who came to us was The second echelon, the representative character or representative behavior of the second echelon is most suitable to use Xue Zhiqian's lyrics "I turn a blind eye to the performance that should cooperate with you", because their daily life is - they can't understand any hints!

Among them, Bai Jingting is an outstanding and outstanding representative. No one should refute it. In "Celebrity Detective" Gui Gui just wanted to attract his attention so as to tease him. As a result, during the interview, Wuli was "outspoken" and directly identified Gui Gui as a suspect because "in my search When giving evidence, she always deliberately talked to me"...

During the recording of "Let's Fight", the girl who was obviously her partner wanted to peel the mangosteen for free for her. Eat, but Li Tou Bai himself ate with gusto... Well, what else can I do, of course I choose to forgive him~

Although I have a headache and am powerless, I can only say one thing for Li Tou Bai. : Don’t tease me, it won’t work! I can't understand any hints from girls. The only thing that can enlighten me is my AJ!

Chang Jianxiong, played by Li Xian in "There Are Trees in the South," also doesn't understand the various hints from girls. For example, Wen Di, played by Bai Bing, was interested in him and deliberately said in front of him that only a sense of career achievement could bring him a little comfort, but Li Xian just couldn't understand it and said seriously, "It's good to be alone." Ah, how free and unrestrained it is."

By the way, I push Bai Bing to others... God, save the child!

Similarly, Lee Young-joon, played by Park Seo-joon in the popular Korean drama "What's Wrong with Secretary Kim" some time ago, is also a representative figure who is single based on his strength and has demonstrated real single skills.

Secretary Kim, played by Park Min Young, said "It's so cold" because the weather was too cold. At this time, in ordinary idol dramas, the male protagonist should not be particularly gentlemanly in taking off his coat and putting it on the female protagonist. Then say "You can wear it, I'm not cold"?

But not our Vice President! When Secretary Kim took out the scarf, he immediately stopped him and said, "Farewell, I don't like pink"...so he could only get official complaints from Secretary Kim.

Don’t think that this is the only case. Xiaozhi from "Pokémon" appeared again and decided to fight with the vice president.

Faced with the same situation where a girl said she was cold, Xiaozhi had no emotion in his heart and even wanted to laugh a little bit. Well, he really laughed and said, "Really? I feel warmer and warmer." .....Wow, if I were that girl, I wouldn't want to hit him!

Of course, equally outstanding is Sheriff Black Cat. When faced with girls’ advances, he still keeps in mind his lofty ideals and beliefs as a servant of the people and firmly follows the path of official speech. My phone number It’s 110!

Uh... Miss Sheep, I advise you to stop! Nothing good will come out of you two, a cat and a sheep!

The ultimate stage: the meaning of life is to be single

The third echelon comes to us finally. The most common thing about this echelon is that they don’t think there is anything wrong with being single at all. , they enjoy being single, like being free, and even laugh at the behavior of those who are eager to get out of singles...

Among them, many of the male guests in "That Boy in My Family" are Representatives of the third echelon, they think there is nothing wrong with being single. Chen Xuedong listed N benefits of living alone: ??quietness, freedom, no sense of gaze...

Qian Feng, who was also a guest, could not agree more, saying frankly that he enjoys single life , and of course listed some disadvantages of having a girlfriend...

But, brother Qian Feng, I admire your ability to talk and eat everything!

There is also Wei Ruochen, a hacker brother who is "single by virtue of his ability". Because his computer skills are really good, for him, girls come to him 100% to repair their computers... Even if he asks girls I sent him photos of blue screens on my computer, and girls sent him cute photos, but he remained unmoved and continued to repair his computer wholeheartedly and unswervingly! He is simply a role model and role model for other boys!

I finally made up my mind to confess to the girl I like on May 20th, but when I remembered it, it was already May 22nd. Even though I knew I was cold, all I could think about was "5*16" *16+2*16+2=1282+32=1314, 522 is 1314 in hexadecimal." At this time, his heart seemed to be purified, because he suddenly realized, "She is not worthy of me at all. Such a smart man”! Then he dropped the flower and ran away.

That’s right! She is simply not worthy of a smart man like you!

Oh, by the way, I must read the negative teaching materials of Brother Daomingsi that still impress me! In this way, you are not only single based on your strength, but you also have to be on guard as a dangerous person! (And I can only whisper to the side: Is it because Daomingsi’s brother’s family property has shrunk that’s why he is so irritable? Ahhhh, everyone must work hard to make money!)

However, I I still want to advise Daoming Si: wake up quickly! You really won't find a girlfriend like this! After all, beating someone feels good for a while, but chasing his wife to the crematorium!